
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor (nothing is more sexy than a great sense of humor), who is athletic (I practice Bikram yoga every day) and has experienced a world outside of Texas (experiencing new cultures and foods make me happy).
I love life and I am looking for my best friend to share the same positive attitude without all the drama. I'm too laid-back to deal with drama and you are too.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I'm looking for someone to enjoy sex with who I also like as a person to spend time hanging out and having a laugh with. Not interested in one night stands, just some nsa fun that benefits both parties. If you are in a relationship, married or unhappily married - with or without permission for extra curricula activities - then I'm not for you as I don't play with other people's toys. Oh and guys, a picture of your dick is all well and good but I'd rather see your face to know if I would possibly be attracted to you in the first place and not just see what you're packing in your trousers, no matter how impressive you think it is. As long as you know what to do with it then it would all work out in the end anyway ;)
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...
People with 'cock pics' for their profile pic need not message me as I find they are what theyre showing - A total Dick!!! I find it quite insulting really as youre assuming i'm gonna be ok with u flashing ur (usually small and ugly) bits - and it does the complete opposite of what im assuming the intenton is - its a total turn off!! So.........................no dick pics!!!! At the risk of soundling like a right picky bitch (after all this is the bit when i say what I want and don't want) please do not send me any of those 'sexy scenarios'!! Everyone that does it thinks theyr'e being unique - erm ur not!! Its not a turn on and i dont even read them anymore - if u wanna get to know me chat to me - by telling me ur gonna give me the best sex of my life or orgasms that are gonna have me screaming and writhing in ecstasy (ur words not mine) then I lose interest straight away and ur attempt at being sexy kinda falls flat!! And as for what I do want - ask me!!! Talk to me - I wont...
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a fuck buddy.not into any1 whos married or got a partner...
wow what im looking for well firstly im not looking for anything strong at the moment , I like a man too be in good shape im looking for a one off fuck and that is all if you have partner or a fb that wants to join in then all well and good as im also bi so swing both ways but im into most things I squirt too, you have to know what ur doing tbh and I like a guy who can go for ages and knows what he wants don't do want boreing want excitement
I am blonde, sexy and totally slutty - I'm sure the men (and few women) from this site that I had to abuse me will vouch for me! My (straight) boyfriend will be there to watch. I can't accommodate, but happy to go to a hotel or travel. Friday and Saturday nights work best for me in general, but can do other times on occasions. No sex. No oral. No wanking. Yes, I know that is restrictive. Sorry! However, if you are interested in tying me up (I'm starting to develop a real fetish for chains!), gagging me and blindfolding me and would like to gently cane/whip me and then fuck me with a dildo, then get in touch. I will cum and cum and cum and god, do I moan! Very interested in unusual locations - I fantasize about disused warehouses. May be interested in an audience too.