Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel. If you get an automated reply then yes, you've been filtered. Please don't continue to wink or message as I'll have to block which I don't like doing.
I'm a considerate, warm, affectionate and tactile person who adores the closeness of being with a man, whether it be in bed or just kissing in stolen moments.
I find it hard to meet during the day but can do some nights within reason.
Ideally you will want more than a notch on your bedpost but less than a wife - something inbetween is ideal
Sue x
PS. I'm having a rest for a...
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel.
I'm a considerate, warm, affectionate and tactile person who adores the closeness of being with a man, whether it be in bed or just kissing in stolen moments.
I find it hard to meet during the day but can do some nights within reason.
Ideally you will want more than a notch on your bedpost but less than a wife - something inbetween is ideal
Sue x
PS. I'm having a break for a while - thanks to all I've chatted to but I need to back off for a while.
Please do not message as I won't read them x
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
Honestly, I'm looking for a relationship, but happy for some fun on the way!! I prefer the younger man, so please don't be offended if I don't respond to anyone older. I also don't respond to anyone without a pic or anyone attached or married!
I'm looking for someone that's.....fat. forties and fanciable.....for chat and a laugh. Then see where it leads.
Not into one night stands or young blokes.
Hi guys I'm young very fun and bubbly always up for a great time i am a PLUS SIZE lady size 18 I do have pictures but don't have them up on here as I'm discrete so if you want to chat else where I'm happy to send pics etc. Tall brown skin and a bubbly personality hope to hear from you guys soon xx
Never really tried this sort of thing before but feel disillusioned by relationships so thought- why not? I would describe myself as someone who's quite shy at first but I come out of my shell (especially after a drink!) I'm intelligent and literate with a good sense of humour, a huge range of interests and I can talk about almost anything. Aside from that I'm bisexual, fairly sexually adventurous and do have a kinky streak (but nothing too out there!) I'm a full figured size 18 with DD boobs. I have a very high sex drive and I must admit I sometimes can't go for long without cock... I guess I just love it too much! ;) I'm very curious to try having sex with older men as this is something I've never experienced and a bit of a fantasy for me... I also would love a threesome with two guys and if I'm honest the thought of a gangbang is a huge turn on too... another fantasy is to visit a swingers club so if anyone reading has any experience in this I would be a 'willing student'. I also enjoy the idea of a role play where a...
50 year old lady, looking for male company for nights out/in.......Love the outdoors and walking.
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Hi I am going to say it as it is I haven't been in a relationship for over 6 years and that means sex free for that time and although im not looking for a relationship nor am I looking for a one night stand that is something I have never done and will never do so I guess you can say I am looking for a friend with benefits its either that or join the nunnery.....no married men and no one showing there willy thank you.xx
I'm just looking for one regular FB. Preferably between age of 44-55, but we have have some sort if "spark" together.
I enjoy having sex (lots of it, even with a bit of kink thrown in lol), but im in a sexless marriage, i'm not looking for anything to change that, i just want to have some fun with someone
I'm very happy in my life and how I look, I'm a larger woman, size 16/18, (not to many men's taste), wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I'm not Angelina Jole either.....
I'm looking for someone, who wants to chat, flirt, sex talk, etc, but would like to meet up possibly once a week/ fortnight
I love hairy chested men, there's just something about it!!!
Thanks for reading.
Get in touch
Mand x
I have filter set, so if you outside them you will get an automated response
Hello all! slightly oddly humoured woman seeks some fun with a tall, fit, intelligent, witty, kind and passionate man.... I'm not interested in one night stands, not interested in gratuitous no strings sex .... learning someone's body takes time, and I love to learn! I'd like one guy to spend time with ...go out with... laugh with...who knows...don't get me wrong, I have no desire to have a full on relationship either.. ...If you want to know more about me, ask away.... (Sorry, but if you are married or attached, please don't message me. I won't answer.)
Im single bubbly friendly woman whos after some fun x im a size 16 x
Just to update, I read all my messages and respond accordingly. I am not interested in couples or threesomes. I am sensitive in the right area. Loves to talk dirty, which girl doesn't like to be spoilt pampered and enjoy nice gifts. I am up for a laugh and looking for a fun person.
***DONT QUESTION Y I AV MY PICS WEN IM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I JUST DO!!***
Don't waste both our times. If Ur not looking for long term relationship. An don't bother if your not between the ages of 29 an 40.
Don't want to jump straight into relationship. Nice chat an giggle first get to kno each other. But if u don't want long term then keep lookin at other profiles.
ABOUT ME. I'm Happy go lucky fun loving woman.
Im in a wheelchair. I was born this way so stop asking if I had an accident! It gets annoying. Has ppl never heard of being born wit a disability. An immediately jump to "oh she's in a chair. Must b an accident" If thats a problem then dont talk to me.
Im NOT looking for nsa an im NOT looking for anyone younger than 29 And older than 40.
But a chat an giggle an see where things go. An u never know. In the future i AM looking for long term relationship.
not looking for one-nighters. looking for one regular exclusive special friend. if that leads to more, thats fine with me. I'm not married, living with anyone or even dating anyone, so it would be better if you were totally single aswell. NOT INTO MARRIED MEN WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION IS. sorry.
if you're easily offended, please do not message me, because I really will say it as it is. you see, I can actually have a conversation because I'm real
Think I also need to point out that I don't want to be anyones Dom or Sub, that's not the site I joined.
bit of an insight into me......... bit daft?? of course sometimes. stupid??? never. So please don't try and pull the wool over my eyes.
saw something funny yesterday "if your happy and you know it, thank your ex". made me chuckle
Please have a pic of your face available, otherwise I'll automatically think you're not single ..........
Wow, how many more excuses can guys come up with for not having a pic?
"One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else" x
I'll add more to this...
Hello.... being the plonka that i am.... ive stubled across this site(whatever this ones called) purely by accident thinking it was perhaps a dating site for people with a little ... well, shall we say... excess baggage! (mainly because the site i thought id joined was called 'Plenty of Weight') and infact these companies spread ya profile far and wide and ive somehow ended up on sites id never have joined should i have known its mostly for NSA sex.!.. but
image my shock when i saw all the cocks! (as profile photos)... lol.. that rhymes
anyway back to my profile..... ive decided, against my better judgement to leave my account open.. even though im after something more serious than a quick roll in the hay!
why?.. you might well ask....
im hoping there might just be a few really nice men out there that are getting sick of.. 'sowing their wild oats' with everyone!..... and would like to meet a very sexy but very loyal young lady to sow their oats with....
im really looking for a serious relationship, and i know this is proberly the worst place to find one and proberly this hasn't been my smartest move...
HI IM JO IM LOOKING FOR SOME DISCREET FUN........... I DO HOW EVER HAVE A HUSBAND BUT I LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN ON THE SIDE ........... THIS MUST BE ABLE TO FIT IN AROUND MY BUSY SCHEDULE WITH HAVING KIDS AND RUNNING MY OWN BUSINESS...... YES I WORK FOR ANN SUMMER'S HOSTING LOTS OF FEMALE PARTIES ........ SO IF YOU THINK UR RIGHT FOR THE FUN I WANT THEN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE THANKS........
I'm a horny little devil right now. In fact all day every day lately! I love middle of the night sex. I love to dress up in sexy undies but willing to dress up in pretty much anything I want hot sexy fun. Someone who will take control and tell me what they want. I want to be a dominatrix. Also someone who can be my sex slave . I love watching porn gets me right in the mood . I want someone to share and recreate all our wildest fantasies together. So don't just massage hi message me your wild fantasies and I'll see if you interest me? Or it's something I fancy joining you with!
Hi i'm Poppy. I'm 20 years old in a very happy femdom relationship with my boyfriend. I have lots of practice in being dominant over my boyfriend and the next step we have chosen to take is cuckolding. I'm looking for a man with a 8/9 inch penis to have sex with while my boyfriend watches. Its is purely sex i am looking for not a relationship
I will not reply to winks alone send a message