
Hi i have been on this site since October 2009 and have made many fab friends along the way and chat to lots of you guys daily.
If you are only after sex please do not contact me as your answer will be NO from me. And chat i wont even consider if there is no profile pic from you or it's a cock pic.
I hope you like the cheeky pics but it's look and NOT touch i'm afraid which i know some of you like, i am looking for chat on line only but not rude, just fun chat because this profile is on more than one type of site and no i am NOT over 50 either! or looking for any physical contact. .
Some of you may say well then say why put up Erotic pics well my answer is this. There are people out there who appreicate being able to look and NOT touch. If this is not you well then there are plenty of women on here who will be only to willing to fit in with what you are looking for.
I am not here for the majority but the minority. If i'm...
Just looking for a bit of fun, new to this so bare with me with replying! Want a real man who knows what he's doing ;) No I don't want to dress you up as a girl I'm kinky but defo not like that....!! Also I am NOT interested in men who have girlfriends/wife's...stop coming on these sites and show your woman some lovin'!
FYI - I'm on "friends with benefits" and have one profile only. I'm not a fake I'm fussy as we all have a right to be. Well travelled, confident, gobby and high maintenance but that said I'm great company and not at all modest lol I wanna get stuck in to all that life has to offer. You can read into that what you like!!! I'm a power lifter with a penchant for good lingerie, high heels and tall good looking YOUNGER men. For some reason most of the older divorced chaps are more bitter than un ripened lemons and I can't be doing with it. I have a very sharp and on occasion, acerbic wit and I am not afraid to use it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Honestly just looking for sex no chit chat just sex. If your looking for Kate moss I'm afraid can't help you, I'm more of an adele, but I love my curves and you wouldn't be disappointed. Love oral sex then being rammed hard from behind. Horny all the time can't accom but have a car do can travel. One of my biggest fantasys is to have a MMF so maybe this can happen. And so the profile says I'm not thin!! For gods sake expect it and don't email me if it bothered u!
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. But have come to the conclusion that what you guys say you want and actually want are very different things!! Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call. A guy to meet up with on...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call....
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However now the positives, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels, but obviously if you are gorgeous I may overlook the height a smidge!! I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life with your partner. Not into one night stands, I want more than that, so if all you can offer is sex, then that is not enough for me at this time. Sorry but if you are a smoker that is something I do not want in a potential lover, my preference. I won't send you more pccies of myself because you ask 'nicely'. I don't respond to virtual winks or vulgar, crude pictures not what I want to see thanks. Ideally you are over 6' so I can wear heels, can converse confidently and make me smile. Tactile kinda lady who adores kissing, holding hands, snuggling etc. if we arrange a first meet I shall not be going to bed with you, it is just a meet to see if...
Slim, educated, creative, imaginitive woman who has played it safe with social norms all her life, and who would be appalled at herself for advertising for passion. But you know what? I'm tired of living in my comfort zone... I'm single and I'd love some intimate contact while I'm between relationships...just for fun. I don't fall in love easily and the 'inbetween' stage can last a long time! I'm adventurous, outgoing, stylish.. not looking to meet with lots of men, just one or two who are perhaps committed elsewhere (or not) but need some kind of release every now and again with a discreet woman, be it weekends, weekdays, evening, lunch hours, on the way home..... No strings, no seriousness, just two people, getting together for some laughs, games and adventure.... As many photos as you want are available on request... as long as you don't ask for them in text speak.
I'm happily single and looking for someone to have some fun with. Without any of the agro of a relationship. I don't do one night stands and not hear to talk, all mouth and no trousers just won't cut it. So if your not up for meeting I'm not interested.
I'm looking for someone who is tall (no-one under 6') someone who looks after themselves, (no fat balding men please) I'm not an unattractive girl so if your not considered to be good looking then I wont be sexually attracted to you, no offence.
Age between 25-40
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of energy and I am a tactile and a sensual person. I would love to have sex with a well endowed male with girth as it feels so good, and a female with big breasts but realise I may not get this. I hope to find people that are reasonably near to me as don't like driving much. Anything else you would like to know please ask. I also like light bondage and spanking but nothing heavy.