I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
PLEASE READ PROFILE
We don't need to do this, we enjoy doing it.
Please don't bother "winking"
Married woman. Like to chat on here. No one under fifty thanks.It will be a night out for the three of us to meet and get to chat. Then if we all like each other we get down to enjoying each others bodies. My husband and I have a wonderful sex life. Need you to add an extra pair of hands and tongue.
My husband is straight.
Have a urge to try a threesome with you and my husband.We are together on this quest as a couple plus one. NONE SMOKERS ONLY PLEASE. DON'T CALL ME BABE,HUN,ETC.DONT TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A SEXUAL REMARK. .BE OVER 30. DONT WINK. DONT ASK FOR MORE PICTURES.
WILLING TO JOIN A THREESOME. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAIL ME USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAKE IT MORE THAN ONE LINE. MUST EVENTUALLY HAVE FACE PICTURE. THANKS BOYS
50 + someone for regular meets
My name is Tina from manchester and this us all so very new
hi thought I would go about changing this profile of mine!! firstly, I am not a size 10, so if that's what you are looking for, please move onto the next profile :) and if you do message me, then don't expect anything different when we meet. I am a down to earth girl, just enjoying single life, but this doesn't mean I will go with anything that moves!! I do have a filter on my profile, if you get an automated response, please do not continue to message me, as I will just get annoyed. If you do manage to be lucky enough to get through the filter, firstly, congratulations, secondly if you don't have a picture, the chances are I wont reply. I know all of the above makes me sound so horrible, but I don't do getting messed around, just angers me haha I don't tend to send cheeky pictures to anyone, its not something I do, if you were to get one from me, you would be very lucky indeed!! so please don't ask, not until you at least have spoke to me for more than 2 minutes! I can not accommodate, however I do drive....
Ok so iv bin on here a while now n have managed to have some fun and as much as I have enjoyed I believe I'm now looking for something a little bit more than NSA but not the full on relationship either if that interests u then please get in touch
I'm Happy go lucky with a G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 27 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat thanks for reading n Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
Hi im a busy lady and can only do weekday daytime meets.
im seeking ns dis fun with only one regular man, nothing heavy ,
U can ask me anything, I might not always answer lol,
I like to have a laugh and see if there is any connection, go out for lunch or just a cofee,
I cannot accommodate sorry,
No smokers thankyou. Please don't message me if u haven't a profile or a pic,or if u have a penis pic as I like to keep that to the bedroom as a treat, if u do I will just delete.
P.S must have hair on head but none on face xxx
ALSO yes I am married so if your offended u think it's not right don't contact me.
Oh and your not the only one that likes ladies ;)))) X
DO NOT WINK AT ME AS I JUST DELIETE THEM
P.S. CAN'T MEET DURING SCHOIL HOLIDAYS
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
dirty talk wanted with maybe a one night stand with lots of oral for me please???? Also curious about threesomes with another girl too if you know one???
Love kissing and touching, give as well as take.......
I've never had the need or desire to come onto a site like this, so I'm not sure what to say, but here goes. I have recently separated from my husband of 40 years. I always considered I had a very good sex life having tried and enjoyed most things. Now the time has come for me to move on and see if I am as good as I thought I was Please bear with me if we chat ,I am a bit/lot shy about what to say. Please , DO NOT WINK, Don't expect a reply if you do. If you want to contact me , do so.
Looking for friendship, like going out for a drink maybe a meal, then coming home for lots of fun.
I do have a voracious sexual appetite, so need a younger man and I mean a little younger than me, need him to keep me satisfied.
Please do not wink, or add me to your Favorites list if we don't talk, it really seems pointless.
I like a man to be shaved very smooth in the lower regions, as this heightens the pleasure.
Also personal hygiene a must.
Looking for nsa, some fun and excitment. No expectations but who knows what may happen. I wont answer anyone who does not have a picture and dont answer winks either. So if you want to chat and see what happens, you know what to do........ Happy hunting x
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol Warning. ..... you may be subjected to sarcasm!!!!!
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways. Oh and another thing... non-smokers only please... Am I being too fussy here???? Lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone, preferably that someone would be local to enable spontaneous meets!! Just me no husband involved! Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are under 50 years old, and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol
Young 51 big boobs big bum looking to explore my sexual side! Not looking for anyone married or in a relationship. Would like to be braver!
If you want to know more let me know xx
just want a good fucking really
Fem to male transexual. I still have female genitals. Never had a cock up me. Looking to be dominated and treated like a dirty whore. I want my hole violated and bred. At the moment its tight but I want stretched and turned into a slut cunt. Looking for someone to take my mangina virginity. I want to feel used and dirty. I dont fancy guys at all but that is a seperate thing to being fucked so dom guys who need a cumbucket are a turn on. In fact the uglier the better, it turns me on more. Wont do anal or swallow cum unless you force me!
Hi I'm looking for NSA fun, I love everything about sex every position, oral giving as well as receiving love passionate, hot, hard n steamy sex, love watching porn seriously dnt no y it bothers other women, looking for someone who can make me scream wiv pleasure!! Pics av brown hair but gone blonde now, would like to meet a guy av a drink n c wot happens really profiles r so boring aren't they ha, love looking at profiles especially wiv saucy pics makes me very horny mmmmm yes wot I would give to b riding cowgirl rite now............even tho I love sex I can't just drop everything to meet ya I've got priorities so the only way would b to properly arrange it
Honest, Happy and here for ltr ...thats long term reationship.That's if I find the right possibly Down to earth,attentive and sexually compatible guy I seek!! x