Hey there, thank you for checking my profile, I am currently in a difficult situation so I cannot be in a relationship as much as I would like, but at the same time I crave contact with a man, hence I am here! I am here mainly for chatting, so drop me a line if you feel like talking to me! Xx
Happily Married so just looking for chat and a giggle, hubby knows i am on here, so nothing to hide from my end,. but i appreciate that may not always be the case for others, so discretion assured :-D
The end game for me is to potentially meet up with someone who takes my fancy, with my husbands approval of course!
This is the exception rather than the rule though, I am not here to shag around. .. if your profile picture is your cock, then instantly not interested, I like to see who I am chatting to at the off!
Shopping List
Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can wait and be patient x
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of energy and I am a tactile and a sensual person. I would love to have sex with a well endowed male with girth as it feels so good, and a female with big breasts but realise I may not get this. I hope to find people that are reasonably near to me as don't like driving much. Anything else you would like to know please ask. I also like light bondage and spanking but nothing heavy.
No married men thank you. X
Ideally looking for a friend with benefits, I work shifts, and don't want a full blown relationship, but some company every now and then would be nice :)
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
Hi boys, im here for some fun hopefully leading to something lasting, not into one night stands or married men. Im 5'7" tall and BBW.
Hello, looking for a kind,honest man who I can have fun times with , I am single at the mo and enjoying life to the full,however would love to find a soulmate eventually who I fancy and spend special times together . I love to workout and look after myself, have high sex drive,and very spontaneous ,sense of humour very important, love to giggle ,so if your handsome,in good shape and funny please contact me xx. Oh and face important,fed up seeing men's wobbly bits flying around !!! X
New to this, looking for NSA fun :p
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a good friend and good listener just looking to be treated fairly and adding a dimension to my life that is missing. If you don't like dogs and cats then go no further ! lol
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem
Horny woman looking for some NSA fun. 5'2" 34f gorgeous bod that needs more attention. If you think you are up for the challenge contact me. Guys, please note that I will want to meet socially first, there has to be a mutual attraction there. I won't play on first meet.x
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...
I am a strong, confident woman who enjoys sex! I have a very busy lifestyle which limits my chances to meet people. I decided to join this site to start being more selfish and concentrate on having some fun! Being a bigger girl does not mean I am desperate or that I need to jump straight into meeting people, I need to be smooth talked first! A guy needs to know his way around a woman and how to treat her right, give her pleasure and show respect to get my attention. A few things that turn me on: Guys who make me laugh The rough look (shaved head, stubble etc!) Respectful people Watching porn A few things that turn me off: Married/In a relationship (I don't care if it's complicated I'm not interested!) Disrespectful people (come on we all have feelings!) Massive beards or long hair on guys (sorry just not my thing) Age preference 25-45 If you fancy a chat the drop me a message :)
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a fuck buddy.not into any1 whos married or got a partner...
I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor (nothing is more sexy than a great sense of humor), who is athletic (I practice Bikram yoga every day) and has experienced a world outside of Texas (experiencing new cultures and foods make me happy).
I love life and I am looking for my best friend to share the same positive attitude without all the drama. I'm too laid-back to deal with drama and you are too.
A big thank you for all the messages, there has been alot so apologies if I've not been able to reply ....but winks are a waste of time...lol
Hi, I'm pretty relaxed, discreet and work varied hours, so little time to go meet people for some fun..
Got to say hate full on shots guys, you think it looks good, not alot of the time...if you don't have a great love of self respect then move on...