
Ok im a beautiful sassy Italian blonde who is looking for some action with a stunning fit handsome man, is that you?????? Seriously lol I am a mum of a very special child. I am also working hard down the gym with my trainer to get the strength to keep up with one of you lucky guys lol ... I have had allot of experience with relationships and I now know which men I should not have gone for. I am a happy go lucky girl and would like entertainment , good fun, fine food , respect, good conversation with a man who is honest moralistic and truthful i do not like lies!. I am a very spiritual girl and am looking to regain the light I have lost in my life over the last 10 years. But first I want lots of FUN!!!! am I for you?
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. But have come to the conclusion that what you guys say you want and actually want are very different things!! Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call. A guy to meet up with on...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call....
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However now the positives, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels, but obviously if you are gorgeous I may overlook the height a smidge!! I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life with your partner. Not into one night stands, I want more than that, so if all you can offer is sex, then that is not enough for me at this time. Sorry but if you are a smoker that is something I do not want in a potential lover, my preference. I won't send you more pccies of myself because you ask 'nicely'. I don't respond to virtual winks or vulgar, crude pictures not what I want to see thanks. Ideally you are over 6' so I can wear heels, can converse confidently and make me smile. Tactile kinda lady who adores kissing, holding hands, snuggling etc. if we arrange a first meet I shall not be going to bed with you, it is just a meet to see if...