Hi I'm fun and playful, love to laugh, need tlc
I'm a little tease love to aggravate, I'm happy when my family are happy
Female ( 60 )
50 + someone for regular meets
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.
Had enough of WINKERS and EMPTY PROFILES WITH NO PHOTO on here so in future any more will go straight into my IGNORED LIST.
hi thought I would go about changing this profile of mine!! firstly, I am not a size 10, so if that's what you are looking for, please move onto the next profile :) and if you do message me, then don't expect anything different when we meet. I am a down to earth girl, just enjoying single life, but this doesn't mean I will go with anything that moves!! I do have a filter on my profile, if you get an automated response, please do not continue to message me, as I will just get annoyed. If you do manage to be lucky enough to get through the filter, firstly, congratulations, secondly if you don't have a picture, the chances are I wont reply. I know all of the above makes me sound so horrible, but I don't do getting messed around, just angers me haha I don't tend to send cheeky pictures to anyone, its not something I do, if you were to get one from me, you would be very lucky indeed!! so please don't ask, not until you at least have spoke to me for more than 2 minutes! I can not accommodate, however I do drive....
Fem to male transexual. I still have female genitals. Never had a cock up me. Looking to be dominated and treated like a dirty whore. I want my hole violated and bred. At the moment its tight but I want stretched and turned into a slut cunt. Looking for someone to take my mangina virginity. I want to feel used and dirty. I dont fancy guys at all but that is a seperate thing to being fucked so dom guys who need a cumbucket are a turn on. In fact the uglier the better, it turns me on more. Wont do anal or swallow cum unless you force me!
Well this is me....I'm a 41yr old single mum, 5'9, slim blue eyes and a submissive. If you don't know what that means, look it up. :-)
Hard to say what I am looking for, think it depends on who I meet..............want to have fun with some good company....doesn't everyone? Be honest about your photo, have chatted and met up with guys who either use someone else's photo or their's is out of date, so much so that they are now bald and gained 5 stone! Needless to say that just doesn't work! No offence to the married guys out there but I'm not one who is looking for whispered phone calls from a bathroom.........
Please don't ask to 'see more of me' as it's not gonna happen!!
I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older (not younger than me, I want a real man) and hairy.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravanners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send photographs of them having sex with other women, is it to prove that they can actually get someone?
Men standing next to cars that are clearly not theirs or holding a large fish as if that is their only achievement.
I am forty four and married....fact
My ideal man is Orson Welles, can you match up?
Kindly don't call me hun or ask how's you? It's so common.
Lastly, spellcheck, don't look even more of an arse.
I am really lovely. ....don't be shy.
I go to Birmingham one day a week if that is a more convenient location.
only single get in tuch .no dick pics plz xx
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
Well I am looking for fun fun fun, friendships, from like minded people, been there and got the t-shirt and been burnt in the process so I'm looking for a genuine guy who will treat me and my children well and dosn't mind being part of our life's, but that dosnt meen that we can't have some fun along the way too ;-D interests include music and gigs, theatres oh and motor racing sorry no football here lol oh and mustn't forget the rabbit :-P
i've been known to be a very naughty lady in the past especialy with the right peson ;-)
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol Warning. ..... you may be subjected to sarcasm!!!!!
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone, preferably that someone would be local to enable spontaneous meets!! Just me no husband involved! Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are under 50 years old, and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways. Oh and another thing... non-smokers only please... Am I being too fussy here???? Lol
***DONT QUESTION Y I AV MY PICS WEN IM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I JUST DO!!***
Don't waste both our times. If Ur not looking for long term relationship. An don't bother if your not between the ages of 29 an 40.
Don't want to jump straight into relationship. Nice chat an giggle first get to kno each other. But if u don't want long term then keep lookin at other profiles.
ABOUT ME. I'm Happy go lucky fun loving woman.
Im in a wheelchair. I was born this way so stop asking if I had an accident! It gets annoying. Has ppl never heard of being born wit a disability. An immediately jump to "oh she's in a chair. Must b an accident" If thats a problem then dont talk to me.
Im NOT looking for nsa an im NOT looking for anyone younger than 29 And older than 40.
But a chat an giggle an see where things go. An u never know. In the future i AM looking for long term relationship.
Looking for "the one" That special guy who knows how to make a girl laugh, whirl her round a dancefloor wine and dine her like a lady then get down and dirty when the lights are dimmed! Slim - Average - Athletic build only Like to spend my weekends camping scooter / music festivals outdoor swimming walking etc need someone up for fun both in and out of the bedroom. I do need to find you physically attractive facial wise so you must be able to show me a recent face photo and if I like what I see I'm happy to do the same
I'm just looking for one regular FB. Preferably between age of 44-55, but we have have some sort if "spark" together.
I enjoy having sex (lots of it, even with a bit of kink thrown in lol), but im in a sexless marriage, i'm not looking for anything to change that, i just want to have some fun with someone
I'm very happy in my life and how I look, I'm a larger woman, size 16/18, (not to many men's taste), wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I'm not Angelina Jole either.....
I'm looking for someone, who wants to chat, flirt, sex talk, etc, but would like to meet up possibly once a week/ fortnight
I love hairy chested men, there's just something about it!!!
Thanks for reading.
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Mand x
I have filter set, so if you outside them you will get an automated response
Hello all! slightly oddly humoured woman seeks some fun with a tall, fit, intelligent, witty, kind and passionate man.... I'm not interested in one night stands, not interested in gratuitous no strings sex .... learning someone's body takes time, and I love to learn! I'd like one guy to spend time with ...go out with... laugh with...who knows...don't get me wrong, I have no desire to have a full on relationship either.. ...If you want to know more about me, ask away.... (Sorry, but if you are married or attached, please don't message me. I won't answer.)