Well hello. ....welcome into an insight into the world of Shell. .
I don't have an amazing figure or flat stomach. ..im far from being a model both in age and looks but im me. ..I eat food,I have more skin than i should,I have scars,and Carry tell tale signs of having children. ..
I have a history. . Some people like me. .Some may just tolerate me. ..I have done good and yes bad too despite my naive looks lol. ..
I love my pj's and slippers and shock horror even go out without any makeup on sometimes to put the rubbish out too!!
Im random. .crazy. ..mischievous and immature at times too. ..I don't pretend to be someone I'm not I am what I am. .honest. ..loyal. .. defiantly not shallow minded and my friends describe myself as a" lovely person to know". ..
Im basically looking for an affair with one person who would like to get to know me both in and out of the bedroom dept for fun no drama times only. ..I really do thrive on banter and feel that laughing is an aphrodisiac ,ideally I'm looking for someone who is my age or...
Hi
Looking for an honest, genuine, tall, dark and fit guy who is single and available with no baggage and a face pic rather than the cock.
Good conversation, humour and manners are an asset as wll well as appreciated.
Anyone married .........not interested
Living with ex..............not interested
Cross dresser..............not interested, no one borrows my stockings and undies.
Threesomes well..........not interested, just greedy and obviously those wanting them are never satisfied with one person and they are inadequate performing.
Thanks for reading.
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Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can wait and be patient x
Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
ON MY HOLS AS OF THIS AFTERNOON 22 07 2014.... Be good and play nicely.
I am a warm hearted good natured BBW .... that means very curvy,.... see profile pic... OH YOU HAVE already???? not fat and obese although I have gone down a dress size in the last 10 days due to the hot weather...looking to lose more, hopefully not from the boobs though.
I am seeking a guy in the age range of 59.... to NO upper limit. I do have a fondness for men who are very well built as in Overweight, Big, HUGE range....and please be aware I am NOT talking about your appendage... so if you are slim, slender, average, built like a whippet it will be a No....
Like most women I prefer a man to be taller than me and I am 5ft 8- 9ins... not too sure.
I am not looking for a LTR but certainly not one night stands.... maybe 2-3 times a week for mutual enjoyment.... and no smokers please.... I have a wheezy chest and those boobs are heavy so smoke will just add to my misery... lol
I like to think I can hold a conversation, am...
Love being single but miss the romantic encounters
I want a guy who is different from the norm and Im not talking about the bedroom. I like a guy who is intelligent. Dresses well and smells good and looks after himself. Must be tall and a non smoker. Must be over 50. Not into young guys. I know this may sound rather off putting to a lot of guys but this is what turns me on. Sorry but not interested in a married guy as not much fun being second choice all the time. At the end of the day, it is all down to mutual attraction - saves a lot of time wasting. I want to be wined and dined and be kept amused by your personality and charm. I really would like a relationship, intially not 24/7 but who knows we might get along very well and that could alter. In return we will have a very exciting liaison. Full of fun, intrigue and good sex. I am very tactile. I have a warm nature, although reading my profile it doesnt seem to come over that way. Also I like to wear nice lingerie, stockings and heels.
Hi, I'm single looking for fun and excitement in my life.
I want to explore my naughty wild side and would like someone to show me the way.
Now here is where you all run away, to described me, I am what most people would call voluptuous, buxom and curvy.
Sorry not into threesomes or same sex coupling.
anyone black, Asian or mixed race PLEASE do not message me so to save my time and yours respect my wishes. Id like to add im not a racist.
So if you don't mind your ladies with curves in all the right places give me nudge.
Hi I'm looking for someone to satisfy me sexually I have a high sex drive . I have yet to find anyone who can keep up with me
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun. Could also be looking for guys who would like to be dominated and humiliated in the bedroom by a female. Hubby will watch...
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun.
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first but could develop into something special later). I am a real person who is only interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey and I wouldn't change it for the world. Most of you guys have been wonderful, thank you xx xx xx Complementary therapy, colour consultancy and assessing business subjects for a college is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for back waxing, hopi ear for ENT problems or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or relaxation, feel free to ask....
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly to start with leading to something more serious). Please read this and digest. I am NOT interested in NSA, FWB, one night stands, threesomes, or to be for anyone's selfish enjoyment. I am a real person looking for someone who is genuine. Fed up with crude messages, they will be automatically deleted. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first possibly develop into something special later). I am a real person who is interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey. Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I respond to polite messages, winks are deleted and I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...