Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I'm feminine and love my heels and nice lingerie so hopefully you'll be a fan too.
Stimulation, for me, starts with the mind so if you are unable to string a decent sentence together, are not a fan of good conversation or your first message consists of what you would like to do to me sexually then we probably will not click.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
Here to have a good time with young black guys, in the party or club scene or with a male group. If you want one to one, be prepared to come up with a proper date.
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
Hi.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx
Hi guys I'm 33 bbw, looking for a big fat cock, preferably older, I hear there lots of big boobs in orpington, anyone had a busty girl from orpington? X
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
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Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when in the sack!...ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!...Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY are there no genuine men out there!? Please NO BULLSHITTERS just wanting fun, to get their kicks or thrills online...but when it comes down to it...YOU can't deliver in person!!!...or you can't come up with the goods!!! WTF! Please don't contact me!!! ....As I...
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. To be honest, I am more interested in real Meets......Much more exciting. So if you think you got the BALLS to walk the walk, NOT just TALK the talk...Bring it on!!!...... ....Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when called 4.....ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!. I do have a weakness for men of Water Star Signs...Can't help it!!! ......Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY...
discreet and experienced in all situations. ready for some fun without being vulgar. full body means more to handle, loves good perfume and a candle lit bedroom with a bottle of wine to set the mood.
I'm looking for someone who will spoil me with a massage with some oil, knows how to relax and forget the time
People with 'cock pics' for their profile pic need not message me as I find they are what theyre showing - A total Dick!!! I find it quite insulting really as youre assuming i'm gonna be ok with u flashing ur (usually small and ugly) bits - and it does the complete opposite of what im assuming the intenton is - its a total turn off!! So.........................no dick pics!!!! At the risk of soundling like a right picky bitch (after all this is the bit when i say what I want and don't want) please do not send me any of those 'sexy scenarios'!! Everyone that does it thinks theyr'e being unique - erm ur not!! Its not a turn on and i dont even read them anymore - if u wanna get to know me chat to me - by telling me ur gonna give me the best sex of my life or orgasms that are gonna have me screaming and writhing in ecstasy (ur words not mine) then I lose interest straight away and ur attempt at being sexy kinda falls flat!! And as for what I do want - ask me!!! Talk to me - I wont...
ok a little bit about me im divorced have been for a while now looking for a man that can satisfy my needs.i love experimenting in the bedroom and out doors the thought of being caught is such a turn on.so if you think you could help out get in touch xx
I'm looking for someone to enjoy sex with who I also like as a person to spend time hanging out and having a laugh with. Not interested in one night stands, just some nsa fun that benefits both parties. If you are in a relationship, married or unhappily married - with or without permission for extra curricula activities - then I'm not for you as I don't play with other people's toys. Oh and guys, a picture of your dick is all well and good but I'd rather see your face to know if I would possibly be attracted to you in the first place and not just see what you're packing in your trousers, no matter how impressive you think it is. As long as you know what to do with it then it would all work out in the end anyway ;)
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. But have come to the conclusion that what you guys say you want and actually want are very different things!! Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call. A guy to meet up with on...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call....
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However now the positives, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels, but obviously if you are gorgeous I may overlook the height a smidge!! I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life with your partner. Not into one night stands, I want more than that, so if all you can offer is sex, then that is not enough for me at this time. Sorry but if you are a smoker that is something I do not want in a potential lover, my preference. I won't send you more pccies of myself because you ask 'nicely'. I don't respond to virtual winks or vulgar, crude pictures not what I want to see thanks. Ideally you are over 6' so I can wear heels, can converse confidently and make me smile. Tactile kinda lady who adores kissing, holding hands, snuggling etc. if we arrange a first meet I shall not be going to bed with you, it is just a meet to see if...
Hi, not sure what to write. Well I'm not a skinny size 0 but I'm not huge either lol. I'm mixed race & I luv men with big muscles, tattoos, piercings... I'm a very shy person :-)