
Good looking busty blonde, look younger than my years & very young at heart. Flexible & fit just not stick thin. Looking to have some mutual fun nights with decent gentlemen. So if your looking for something a little bit more decent than some on here I could be it. I joined date 4 sex, go out first then sexy fun after. ***Have to meet in public first off. I love sex and playing around but I'm not kinky so no gimp masks, swinging parties, golden showers etc for me thanks! Not here for penpals thanks seems a lot of you are all talk no action, shame. ;) Just because I am on a site for Sex/FWB does not automatically mean you be crass, crude and have bad manners, SO BE POLITE & respectful if you wish for me to respond. That's me if you don't like it move onto another profile where some old slapper I'm sure will. Thanking you :-) **** I'm not interested if your over 45 or married no point in messaging me. Nor if you have no substance by that I mean your life is mearly about "hanging out with your mates & football" only,...
I'm looking for a tall sexy fun loving guy to enjoy London and see what happens. I have an hour glass figure, blue eyes and dark brown hair. I love trying new things, good coffee, picnics in the park, wandering and people watching! The irony is I'm not interested in seeing cock pics. Your face is what will attract me first, eyes and voice.
I enjoy lots of things and I can be very adventurous with the right guy. There should still be some mystery left in all things, some anticipation, some chase and excitement.
I'm not looking for one offs or jerk offs. If something more happens then great but I don't meet and get naked first... I'm not sure what other sites this one is attached to but I'm sure it is....
Winks or messages all good. If I get back to you, let's go. If not, don't be offended, that's life! It happens to us all..
***** Please don't email me if you are married.. I am NOT interested. Also please read the specifics, I DON'T go for short guys, over 5ft11 please, 6ft+ so much better. We all have our desires, so respect mine and don't...
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I am a confident big and beautiful black woman and mum looking for some fun, frolicking and maybe more. Recently divorced I would like to re-discover my sensual, sexual and intimate phyiscal nature again. Preferably like my mind as well as my body to be stimulated. I'm like a chocolate jewel rolled into one. Shiny on the outside and velvety on the inside. Pearlicious! I love going out, cinema, dinner, theatre, arts, walks etc. I have a fairly sophiscated style, easy going personality and funny sense of humour. I like a romance too, what woman doesn't but not sure this is the site for that? I'm no Meg Ryan ( more cross between Queen Latifah and Oprah Winfrey with a English accent!) But I can do that scene from When Harry met Sally and hopefully won't have to do the faking bits with you. I don't play with married men. Don't want complicated or serious committment. I am not into S&M, anything extreme or weird (I can get a painful drilling at the dentist, don't need it here!) so please don't contact me if you into any of that. If there is more to you than just a photo of...
Hi there Looking for a regular thing as I believe that sex gets better with time. A bossy confident man is what I'm after. Need to meet for a drink/coffee first and see if we click. Please do not message me saying "oh I've got and empty house tonight", etc. That's just pathetic. No married men, no couples please.
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
Outgoing, happy, loyal lady looking for classy, sexy, intelligent, respectful guy for monogamous fun. Looking for a man who is great company but also able to take control... I haven't posted a photo as I live, work and play in the area but am happy to share if you message me. I'm very new to all this, and definitely not someone who sleeps around, but looking for someone fun to hang out with and help me explore my kinky side, after a long and very vanilla relationship. And who knows where it might lead?? :) xxx P.s. Please don't contact me if you have a naked pic as your profile- it's way too creepy. Or married / separated- one of the few things I'm very black and white about.