
What to say?? Before I start I will be honest and say that I am aware I don't always reply to messages, and I apologise for that. It's nothing personal to any of you..... sometime I am just chronically unsociable and am just here to 'browse'. Not after anything complicated. Been there, done that and it's not really what I'm after right now, although never say never I suppose, given the right circumstances anything is possible.... Making new friends and possibly having a bit of fun in the process is fine with me, maybe pushing my own personal boundaries as far as sexual experiences go as well. I don't really have a 'type' as such. If I find you attractive, you make me laugh, I find you fun in any way or you grab my interest. I guess that makes you my type :) I do have a preference for someone between a 33 - 43 age range, although I suppose that's negotiable for the right person ;) I'm naturally disorganised and mildly forgetful... :) So if we been chatting and you don't hear from me, let me know. Probabililty is I've thought about a reply but never actually sent...
Conversation with witty, articulate men who are preferably not significantly attached and who can either accommodate or don't mind hoteling it once in a while, step this way. The general idea is, we chat, we chat a little bit more, we exchange pictures and then if I still like you we meet. Friends first. Benefits to follow!
ON MY HOLS AS OF THIS AFTERNOON 22 07 2014.... Be good and play nicely.
I am a warm hearted good natured BBW .... that means very curvy,.... see profile pic... OH YOU HAVE already???? not fat and obese although I have gone down a dress size in the last 10 days due to the hot weather...looking to lose more, hopefully not from the boobs though.
I am seeking a guy in the age range of 59.... to NO upper limit. I do have a fondness for men who are very well built as in Overweight, Big, HUGE range....and please be aware I am NOT talking about your appendage... so if you are slim, slender, average, built like a whippet it will be a No....
Like most women I prefer a man to be taller than me and I am 5ft 8- 9ins... not too sure.
I am not looking for a LTR but certainly not one night stands.... maybe 2-3 times a week for mutual enjoyment.... and no smokers please.... I have a wheezy chest and those boobs are heavy so smoke will just add to my misery... lol
I like to think I can hold a conversation, am...
Hi
Looking for an honest, genuine, tall, dark and fit guy who is single and available with no baggage and a face pic rather than the cock.
Good conversation, humour and manners are an asset as wll well as appreciated.
Anyone married .........not interested
Living with ex..............not interested
Cross dresser..............not interested, no one borrows my stockings and undies.
Threesomes well..........not interested, just greedy and obviously those wanting them are never satisfied with one person and they are inadequate performing.
Thanks for reading.
X
discreet and experienced in all situations. ready for some fun without being vulgar. full body means more to handle, loves good perfume and a candle lit bedroom with a bottle of wine to set the mood.
I'm looking for someone who will spoil me with a massage with some oil, knows how to relax and forget the time
July 2014 - away now till 12th August We are a couple, one all woman and the other a reasonable imitation (transvestite).......one who prefers to be referred to in the female form, e.g. she not he.............we don't do phone sex, cyber, text etc., just interested in arranging meets with fit guys. Time wasters.......if you ever met them, you'd shoot them! Stay away, please. Barb once had sex in a 1960 mini cooper with two guys but her days of car sex are over! Olivia is a TV, she and I meet as a (female) couple, evening meets at our place only........interested in guys who aren't completely straight and comfortable with a TV actively joining in. We have a preference for smooth, slim guys, very clean shaven faces, showered.......and definitely no beer bellies. Thanks
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
I'm looking for someone under 40 for a lighthearted relationship for fun and friendship. You must be able to hold a decent conversation, have a good sense of humour and physically fit.
I like sci-fi films and horror . Love good coffee and a decent red. I've backpacked a lot, still do and love mountain walking . Not desperate , will send a photo if we get on. Very fussy, just know what I like. Must also be unattached.
If you don't think I'm too feisty for you come and chat.
I'm looking for excitement and passion with a handsome and intelligent lover. I'm not looking for one night stands, but someone I can see on a regular basis who makes me tingle with anticipation. I keep myself very fit and expect the same in my man. I love dancing, flirting and long, slow, sensual kisses. A sense of humor and gentlemanly charm always goes a long way with me! I am unable to travel far, so am looking for someone fairly local or someone who is in the area regularly. If you think you have that special something I'm looking for, then send me a message. X