I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
I can be a bit quite when I first meet someone I don't know, but don't let that put you off. I've been on my own for quite a while now, so I'm looking for some nsa sex fun indoors/outside. I have a good sense of humour & willing to try anything within reason. Hope to hear from you soon! I'm unable to accommodate.
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
Looking for someone to have regular fun with, nothing serious as im enjoying being single but not looking to sleep with loads of different people
***update on update***
SO MANY TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
Looking for fun and friendship. Strictly no players. And see where it leads.... I'd like to find a man who can cope with fucking just one woman at a time, ie me, instead of spreading it about. I now realise this is a very tall order as it seems all men are incapable of being honest. I try not be cynical but hey it's the way life is making me.
Ideally prefer you to be under 45 yrs of age
I don't want to have to take the lead and turned on by the thought of mild domination.
I'm also not looking to be someones new sexual encounter of older women either.
Regular dates with someone would be good
Open to trying new things within reason x
Very resently separated from my husband, so not looking for anything too serious at the moment. Want to feel desirable and sexy again.
Very easy going and enjoy having a good time and laugh.
Happy to chat. If you want to know any more just ask! :-)
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I'm feminine and love my heels and nice lingerie so hopefully you'll be a fan too.
Stimulation, for me, starts with the mind so if you are unable to string a decent sentence together, are not a fan of good conversation or your first message consists of what you would like to do to me sexually then we probably will not click.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
like to chat and see what we have in common. Can be naughty with the right person. Looking for more than a one night stand sorry! I also dont want just cam sex, prefer the real thing! I have a great life and want to have a more active life if you know what I mean! Have been working too hard for too long. Only interested in meeting guys for nice times and not just a quickie wam bam had it, done it and still wear the tshirt for wet competitions.....only joking. I am keen to meet a sexy guy who is also great company and can stimulate mentally as well as physically. Sorry not into dating married men. If you are looking for the same get in touch - have fun and be happy x I also like many of us have a few role play fantasies x lol
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
I am tall, slim and looking for a discreet long term relationship, not one night stands. I can be very giving to the right person. I like to dress to impress and love stockings and high heels to show off my long legs and slim figure. By mutual consent I can be willing to try new things. I am looking for a man to spoil me in return for mutually rewarding fun. I work full time so unfortunately daytime liaisons are not on the agenda.
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...