I didn't have a profile until now - was told the lack of info on me was perhaps hindering my efforts to get a bloke.... lol....but rather than a wordy profile, I am going to be short and sweet, and this is what I want. When you get to my ripe old age, you know what you want!! I don't want oldies or really young, but 30 to early 40s is cool... I do like 6 ft plus, I do like slim and sexy, I do like short hair on a guy.... I do like an appetising looking willy and believe me its a fallacy that they all are!!! I love a great sense of humour, a fantastic kisser and a man who knows exactly what he is doing...such a turn on...... "fumblers", as I call them, need not apply! I do like a man will lay me down, open my legs and eat me for hours.......... I am more and more of a mind to go younger next time....some of the torsos on here are mouth-wateringly yummy......
I'm looking for friendship, a lover and more than single encounters, for casual dates with sparkling conversation sharing drinks or a lovely romantic meal. Treat me with passion, adore me, let me be your plaything, tease me, let me flirt with you, open hearts smiling and laughing, before we slip away... into a twilight delicious twinkling world of wonder and delight... Ideally you'll be taller than me, have a beautiful mind and smile reflected in your profile and real life, live close by, be single and take your mental and physical health as life lengthening commitments. I won't reply if you have no face picture or have not done your profile.
Hello ..ok , after being on this site for a week and 5 days I have learnt a few things!
I am a very down to earth girl (mature woman to those under 28!) I am NOT a bored housewife so I don't sit around replying to messages all day so if I don't reply or reply quick it is because I work ! Saying that I am scatty slightly mad but harmless!! I am not fake If I was I would choose pics with bigger boobs!?
Serious- I am open minded , adventurous and want to experiment but I am also wanting mutual respect ...not too much to expect?
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Ideally prefer you to be under 45 yrs of age
I don't want to have to take the lead and turned on by the thought of mild domination.
I'm also not looking to be someones new sexual encounter of older women either.
Regular dates with someone would be good
Open to trying new things within reason x
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
Looking for something casual.
Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there.
Married men, someone younger or long distance, as lovely as you may be, aren't really what I'm looking for.
In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with.
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Looking for something casual, regular. Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there. In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with. X
Magenta has yet to add her profile.
I have a bubbly, confident, outgoing personality. I like to laugh and am always up for trying things and having new experiences. I'm looking for a dom that knows how to deal with a bratty personality. Not actively looking for a serious relationship but not interested in one night stands either. If you think I'm what you're looking for send me a message xx
ok little bit about what im looking for ,ideally looking for someone who i can have spend with in amd out bedroom .and ,if the right person comes along possibly long term relationship,not into one night stands also prfer taller guys but would consider just under 6 ft .Anyway enough info for now .SO hope to hear from you soon
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
Hi there,
Firstly, a little about me - I am happily married but would like some naughty fun with a fit, very well hung guy.
My other half has no problem (thankfully) with me having a bit of extra fun and encourages me.
That said, I am not a time waster and know exactly what I am looking for.
I'm 37, 5'8", size 10, 9.5 stone, long legs and am told I am sexy and attractive.
My bush is trimmed...but I do go smooth from time to time (depends on situation and who's asking).
Here is a snapshot of what I'm looking for:
- A nice big, hard cock
- Relatively fit and attractive
- Very clean and discreet
- Able to hold a conversation
- A sense of humour
- Practice safe sex
- Straight or bi - (if you are bi then we might be able to have some with my hubby too)
Look forward to a message
Will soon let you know if interested!
Sheila x
Hi there,
Firstly, a little about me - I am happily married but would like some naughty fun with a fit, very well hung guy.
My other half has no problem (thankfully) with me having a bit of extra fun and encourages me.
That said, I am not a time waster and know exactly what I am looking for.
I'm 37, 5'8", size 10, 9.5 stone, long legs and am told I am sexy and attractive.
My bush is trimmed...but I do go smooth from time to time (depends on situation and who's asking).
Here is a snapshot of what I'm looking for:
- A nice big, hard cock
- Relatively fit and attractive
- Very clean and discreet
- Able to hold a conversation
- A sense of humour
- Practice safe sex
- Straight or bi - (if you are bi then we might be able to have some with my hubby too)
Look forward to a message
Will soon let you know if interested!
Sheila x
ps im looking for a daddy looking guy to suck on atm 26/09/2014
Well single and looking for a man who does the unexpected and calls a spade a spade and fork a fork ............
this is probably the wildest thing I have done, but lets see if you want to chat. etc. I work odd hours, but look fair for my age. so I am told , have been told can hand le most situations in life. lets see if you can hand le me.?
I am a confident big and beautiful black woman and mum looking for some fun, frolicking and maybe more. Recently divorced I would like to re-discover my sensual, sexual and intimate phyiscal nature again. Preferably like my mind as well as my body to be stimulated. I'm like a chocolate jewel rolled into one. Shiny on the outside and velvety on the inside. Pearlicious! I love going out, cinema, dinner, theatre, arts, walks etc. I have a fairly sophiscated style, easy going personality and funny sense of humour. I like a romance too, what woman doesn't but not sure this is the site for that? I'm no Meg Ryan ( more cross between Queen Latifah and Oprah Winfrey with a English accent!) But I can do that scene from When Harry met Sally and hopefully won't have to do the faking bits with you. I don't play with married men. Don't want complicated or serious committment. I am not into S&M, anything extreme or weird (I can get a painful drilling at the dentist, don't need it here!) so please don't contact me if you into any of that. If there is more to you than just a photo of...
Hi I'm sharon nice girl like live bands meals out seaside walking outdoor cook friends family or watch dvd cuddle up sofa bottle I'm ex biker did have bandit 600 car now just come out long term relationship like abit fun but I'm abit delicate hopefully find nice man see where it takes us
Ebony and more.
So real, so true...*****QC.