
July 2014 - away now till 12th August We are a couple, one all woman and the other a reasonable imitation (transvestite).......one who prefers to be referred to in the female form, e.g. she not he.............we don't do phone sex, cyber, text etc., just interested in arranging meets with fit guys. Time wasters.......if you ever met them, you'd shoot them! Stay away, please. Barb once had sex in a 1960 mini cooper with two guys but her days of car sex are over! Olivia is a TV, she and I meet as a (female) couple, evening meets at our place only........interested in guys who aren't completely straight and comfortable with a TV actively joining in. We have a preference for smooth, slim guys, very clean shaven faces, showered.......and definitely no beer bellies. Thanks
I'm looking for someone under 40 for a lighthearted relationship for fun and friendship. You must be able to hold a decent conversation, have a good sense of humour and physically fit.
I like sci-fi films and horror . Love good coffee and a decent red. I've backpacked a lot, still do and love mountain walking . Not desperate , will send a photo if we get on. Very fussy, just know what I like. Must also be unattached.
If you don't think I'm too feisty for you come and chat.
I'm looking for excitement and passion with a handsome and intelligent lover. I'm not looking for one night stands, but someone I can see on a regular basis who makes me tingle with anticipation. I keep myself very fit and expect the same in my man. I love dancing, flirting and long, slow, sensual kisses. A sense of humor and gentlemanly charm always goes a long way with me! I am unable to travel far, so am looking for someone fairly local or someone who is in the area regularly. If you think you have that special something I'm looking for, then send me a message. X
im a down to earth woman, easy going and friendly. love to have a laugh. like cosy nights in with a bottle or two. i love to pleasure a guy. love fun stuff whenever my mood takes me. especially fun outdoors, so if i sound your kind of woman then get in touch! oh and by the way guys, a first message is not can you fuck me! and guys in their 60s, please dont message me
I am looking for casual, non exclusive relationships. I am a confident, happy, well-adjusted 40 year old. I have blonde hair, big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (spot the movie)! I signed up to the site 'older for younger' so I am not looking for anyone older than me. I like guys younger than me (not under 22), or near my own age. No exceptions - god loves a trier I know, but everyone has a type. If you're an older guy who ignores this and contacts me anyway, don't be surprised to get the brush off. I also prefer skinny/a little muscle - too many pies is not my thing. If you have no information on your profile, or no pictures, and you message me something inane like 'do you like younger guys then?' or 'hi hun' or 'up for sum fun' - chances are you won't get a response. Just saying. I love having sex (it's true what they say about hitting 40!), and I am willing to try (or have tried) most things. I am not into one night stands (I get to know people before I have sex with them),...
I'm looking for no strings attached fun....all ages , but only male. I'm horny all the time, maybe older but can keep up with the best! I don't do beards or moustaches, chaffed skin, no way thanks ! I try to look smart, but under the exterior I can be trailer trash too! I love socialising , drinks with friends etc . Family comes first that's why I want NSA. I like to get up to all sorts in the bedroom, straight sex, tie up, sex toys, I like to often take the lead, being older I know what I want ! I love all ages, must be legal though..haha. Im quite curvy so need a bit of handling I ain't no rosebud, I'm in full bloom right now! I love sex outdoors with the risk of being caught, car sex really turns me on, I love a uniform, role play etc...I'm not into sicko stuff, you bite me you gonna get bit back, but I do like tongue stuff, if a man can use that as good as his dick then he the boy for me! I do not live in ottery I live in Taunton !!
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
Well hello. ....welcome into an insight into the world of Shell. .
I don't have an amazing figure or flat stomach. ..im far from being a model both in age and looks but im me. ..I eat food,I have more skin than i should,I have scars,and Carry tell tale signs of having children. ..
I have a history. . Some people like me. .Some may just tolerate me. ..I have done good and yes bad too despite my naive looks lol. ..
I love my pj's and slippers and shock horror even go out without any makeup on sometimes to put the rubbish out too!!
Im random. .crazy. ..mischievous and immature at times too. ..I don't pretend to be someone I'm not I am what I am. .honest. ..loyal. .. defiantly not shallow minded and my friends describe myself as a" lovely person to know". ..
Im basically looking for an affair with one person who would like to get to know me both in and out of the bedroom dept for fun no drama times only. ..I really do thrive on banter and feel that laughing is an aphrodisiac ,ideally I'm looking for someone who is my age or...
Been on this site before and there was a lot of time wasters ... Although I did meet up with a few for great sex
I'm a lesbian who just misses cock now and again! Very genuine
being a lesbian I cant guarantee that i'll let you fuck me.. you must understand that, but if I do I'm not just gonna let you fuck me hard straight away ... Please remember I'm a lesbian . You must respect that and be gentle with me please!!!
BIG TURN OFFS - SMOKERS, DRUG USERS, HAIRY BODIES!
I enjoy watching porn
Will be on my terms and my rules.
Needs to be very discreet as I do have a gf (no she can't join in) and discreet due to my job.
I LOVE TO WATCH GUYS WANK ... MASSIVE TURN ON.
Average body ... Not skinny but far from big ...
Nice curves
Brunette... 38e boobs, shaven, size 12-14 waist, looking for very discreet no strings sex, one time only.
GENUINE GUYS OR COUPLES ONLY
Absolutely no married or attached men thanks. No cam fun, sexting, phone sex or online saucy chat thanks. Pointless. What I am looking for has somewhat changed in that I would rather meet one man on a regular basis but would prefer it if he were a friend to spend time with outside the bedroom as well as for fun. Tend to prefer younger (30+) tall (5ft10+) guys. Not remotely slim. Neither sub, nor dom, no fetishes or wild fantasies so if that's your thing, I'm not for you but good luck and thanks for stopping by.