Voluptuous bbw, Enjoys lots of sexual attention and given. Prefer my man to be smooth down below. Love aftershave(a real turn on).
First - ladies I'm straight....
Right clearly I have to make the below clearer. I'm not interested in one male nor am I trying to match you guys and take you to my bedroom. This is not about me finding a f*k buddy I don't need to go online to find that.. Trust me... It's two of you or nothing preferably friends but seeing how this goes I may just move on to the next item on my list. Tibet here I come... Giving this a week...
Ok so here is what I'm looking for doubtfully I find it but it has been on my bucked list for far too long and seeing I'm almost turning forty just about the time I at least try..
Three in bed (not sure I could handle 3 guys so that includes me as well..).
I'm not looking for a female to join just two sane guys, preferably straight, round my age, slim and have I mentioned sane? Not sure what else to say as in my mind it all requires plenty of mutual respect and reassurance the line won't get crossed..
Winks and any messages unrelated to the above will get deleted and...
Face photo available
Just looking for uncomplicated regular fun, not in to one night stands - they are never as good in reality as in the imagination. It takes time to get to know someones body for the real sparks to fly.
I have a very high sex drive - way too high to be a bit on the side or just one of a few ;-)
If things develop in to something more than all the better but I'm not really looking for that. Want someone who takes up little head space and makes me smile.
If you want to know anything else then just ask.
The following may sound grumpy but better to have things clear now than wasting time.
Not in to anal, married, smokers, pain or cross-dressers.
Also if you have sex act photos on show here I am guessing you either want a threesome with the female - not for me - or you are getting sorted and want some extra - my sex drive is way too high to be an extra ;-) - or bizarrely you feel the need to prove you know where to put it lol In any of those I'm...
I may know what I'm looking for and know what I want but I don't bite so hook me up (I'm expecting you to do the biting)
who wants to play a game .......
What to say?? Before I start I will be honest and say that I am aware I don't always reply to messages, and I apologise for that. It's nothing personal to any of you..... sometime I am just chronically unsociable and am just here to 'browse'. Not after anything complicated. Been there, done that and it's not really what I'm after right now, although never say never I suppose, given the right circumstances anything is possible.... Making new friends and possibly having a bit of fun in the process is fine with me, maybe pushing my own personal boundaries as far as sexual experiences go as well. I don't really have a 'type' as such. If I find you attractive, you make me laugh, I find you fun in any way or you grab my interest. I guess that makes you my type :) I do have a preference for someone between a 33 - 43 age range, although I suppose that's negotiable for the right person ;) I'm naturally disorganised and mildly forgetful... :) So if we been chatting and you don't hear from me, let me know. Probabililty is I've thought about a reply but never actually sent...
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a good friend and good listener just looking to be treated fairly and adding a dimension to my life that is missing. If you don't like dogs and cats then go no further ! lol
Conversation with witty, articulate men who are preferably not significantly attached and who can either accommodate or don't mind hoteling it once in a while, step this way. The general idea is, we chat, we chat a little bit more, we exchange pictures and then if I still like you we meet. Friends first. Benefits to follow!
Just looking to chat at the moment.
NOT into under 50's
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my filters kick in.
PLEASE gentlemen do not ask me to chat if you have no profile or picture it is like chatting to a ghost
Hi
Looking for an honest, genuine, tall, dark and fit guy who is single and available with no baggage and a face pic rather than the cock.
Good conversation, humour and manners are an asset as wll well as appreciated.
Anyone married .........not interested
Living with ex..............not interested
Cross dresser..............not interested, no one borrows my stockings and undies.
Threesomes well..........not interested, just greedy and obviously those wanting them are never satisfied with one person and they are inadequate performing.
Thanks for reading.
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single lady looking for fun, i would prefer to meet someone for regular meets but if i happen to meet someone who ticks all the right boxes who knows where it may go. cannot accommodate.
Me! Easy going, love to laugh and have a giggle. Dont take things to seriously.
Hate being lied to! We all have a past, buts that what it should be. In the past!!!
Hi am looking for some good clean fun...... Or ,,,,, lets make it up as we go x
Am easy going .
Want so fun but not with loads of guys looking for some regular fun times nothing heavy ..
Ask away !!!***
ON MY HOLS AS OF THIS AFTERNOON 22 07 2014.... Be good and play nicely.
I am a warm hearted good natured BBW .... that means very curvy,.... see profile pic... OH YOU HAVE already???? not fat and obese although I have gone down a dress size in the last 10 days due to the hot weather...looking to lose more, hopefully not from the boobs though.
I am seeking a guy in the age range of 59.... to NO upper limit. I do have a fondness for men who are very well built as in Overweight, Big, HUGE range....and please be aware I am NOT talking about your appendage... so if you are slim, slender, average, built like a whippet it will be a No....
Like most women I prefer a man to be taller than me and I am 5ft 8- 9ins... not too sure.
I am not looking for a LTR but certainly not one night stands.... maybe 2-3 times a week for mutual enjoyment.... and no smokers please.... I have a wheezy chest and those boobs are heavy so smoke will just add to my misery... lol
I like to think I can hold a conversation, am...
Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
Love being single but miss the romantic encounters
Ok im a beautiful sassy Italian blonde who is looking for some action with a stunning fit handsome man, is that you?????? Seriously lol I am a mum of a very special child. I am also working hard down the gym with my trainer to get the strength to keep up with one of you lucky guys lol ... I have had allot of experience with relationships and I now know which men I should not have gone for. I am a happy go lucky girl and would like entertainment , good fun, fine food , respect, good conversation with a man who is honest moralistic and truthful i do not like lies!. I am a very spiritual girl and am looking to regain the light I have lost in my life over the last 10 years. But first I want lots of FUN!!!! am I for you?
I am a strong, confident woman who enjoys sex! I have a very busy lifestyle which limits my chances to meet people. I decided to join this site to start being more selfish and concentrate on having some fun! Being a bigger girl does not mean I am desperate or that I need to jump straight into meeting people, I need to be smooth talked first! A guy needs to know his way around a woman and how to treat her right, give her pleasure and show respect to get my attention. A few things that turn me on: Guys who make me laugh The rough look (shaved head, stubble etc!) Respectful people Watching porn A few things that turn me off: Married/In a relationship (I don't care if it's complicated I'm not interested!) Disrespectful people (come on we all have feelings!) Massive beards or long hair on guys (sorry just not my thing) Age preference 25-45 If you fancy a chat the drop me a message :)
I want a guy who is different from the norm and Im not talking about the bedroom. I like a guy who is intelligent. Dresses well and smells good and looks after himself. Must be tall and a non smoker. Must be over 50. Not into young guys. I know this may sound rather off putting to a lot of guys but this is what turns me on. Sorry but not interested in a married guy as not much fun being second choice all the time. At the end of the day, it is all down to mutual attraction - saves a lot of time wasting. I want to be wined and dined and be kept amused by your personality and charm. I really would like a relationship, intially not 24/7 but who knows we might get along very well and that could alter. In return we will have a very exciting liaison. Full of fun, intrigue and good sex. I am very tactile. I have a warm nature, although reading my profile it doesnt seem to come over that way. Also I like to wear nice lingerie, stockings and heels.