
I'm easy to talk to and get on with I go out drinking in Wombwell Saturday nights I go to lockies bar then from there to kgs so out tomorrow night .incase your wondering my pic is real not a fake if I wanted a fake pic is pic a lot better than this lol I'm real all the way.i should also mention I don't live alone I do have a thirteen year son that lives at home with me
I've never had the need or desire to come onto a site like this, so I'm not sure what to say, but here goes. I have recently separated from my husband of 40 years. I always considered I had a very good sex life having tried and enjoyed most things. Now the time has come for me to move on and see if I am as good as I thought I was Please bear with me if we chat ,I am a bit/lot shy about what to say. Please , DO NOT WINK, Don't expect a reply if you do. If you want to contact me , do so.
HI IM JO IM LOOKING FOR SOME DISCREET FUN........... I DO HOW EVER HAVE A HUSBAND BUT I LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN ON THE SIDE ........... THIS MUST BE ABLE TO FIT IN AROUND MY BUSY SCHEDULE WITH HAVING KIDS AND RUNNING MY OWN BUSINESS...... YES I WORK FOR ANN SUMMER'S HOSTING LOTS OF FEMALE PARTIES ........ SO IF YOU THINK UR RIGHT FOR THE FUN I WANT THEN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE THANKS........
Looking for friendship, like going out for a drink maybe a meal, then coming home for lots of fun.
I do have a voracious sexual appetite, so need a younger man and I mean a little younger than me, need him to keep me satisfied.
Please do not wink, or add me to your Favorites list if we don't talk, it really seems pointless.
I like a man to be shaved very smooth in the lower regions, as this heightens the pleasure.
Also personal hygiene a must.
Hi im a busy lady and can only do weekday daytime meets.
im seeking ns dis fun with only one regular man, nothing heavy ,
U can ask me anything, I might not always answer lol,
I like to have a laugh and see if there is any connection, go out for lunch or just a cofee,
I cannot accommodate sorry,
No smokers thankyou. Please don't message me if u haven't a profile or a pic,or if u have a penis pic as I like to keep that to the bedroom as a treat, if u do I will just delete.
P.S must have hair on head but none on face xxx
ALSO yes I am married so if your offended u think it's not right don't contact me.
Oh and your not the only one that likes ladies ;)))) X
DO NOT WINK AT ME AS I JUST DELIETE THEM
P.S. CAN'T MEET DURING SCHOIL HOLIDAYS
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
Ok so iv bin on here a while now n have managed to have some fun and as much as I have enjoyed I believe I'm now looking for something a little bit more than NSA but not the full on relationship either if that interests u then please get in touch
I'm Happy go lucky with a G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 27 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat thanks for reading n Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
Full figured large busted female who thinks its time to get back on dating scene. I'm looking for someone to have a laugh with and who can put a big smile on my face. I have a naughty side in the right company and a good sense of humour. Not into one night stands or threesomes or kinky sex, I do have a high sex drive and enjoy sex
Hi I am a 51 year old wife and my husband is 70 years old and we have a very open sex life, I'm into BDSM and like being used as a Sub by a good Master that knows how to use and abuse a good sub who is into being Spanked- Caned- Cropped- Whipped- and more. When in bondage I like to have 2 or 3 men at the same time use and abuse me I love oral giving - deep-throat- swallowing and- water-sports. And my husband is always there to see that I'm safe and will join in some times and other times he will watch me being used and take photos or video me having kinky sex with much older men (no face shots) and I am only interested in older men from 53 years to 83 years and over, if you are under 53 or have any kind of Facial hair or into cross dressing- gay or 'bi' I will not be interested in meeting you. So if you would like to join us for some very kinky sex fun then get back to us, we like to meet first for a drink and a chat...
Hi starting with this message to make it clear why you may not get a reply: replyies are auto filtered so if you don't have a photo I I won't get your message. If you are under my age bracket - I won't get your message If your profile is empty then I am unlikely to respond. I took the time to fill in my profile and i like responding to guys who have something for me to read. Saves time. So........i am a good looking full bodied, voluptuous tall black woman, with great sense of humour . Looking for a tall, handsome man, who is both independent and caring. I am not looking for a married man - too much drama. And definitely no one night stands or hookups. Attraction happens in the mind. Good banter. Interests etc I am looking for someone who enjoys life. I have a lot of fun and full busy life and i miss the more intimate company, companionship etc. Not a one night stand kind of girl, so if you are sending messages re meet ups, you probably won't get a reply. I enjoy meeting for drinks, dinner or even some culture....Sex yes...
Iam a curvy Size 16 single mum. Looking for someone to appreciate my curves. Iam open minded about most things can be shy at first but once I get going I like to enjoy myself. Would like some one with plenty of stamina an able to full fill a cougars dream of having a younger man in her bed not looking for a teenager or some one in there early 20's want some one who has some experience hope I've not offended anyone but it's what I want . Also not looking for anyone on the wrong side of 50 so sorry again if I've offended anyone with that. If u want to,know anymore just ask x
Yes, I am married, my husband knows I am on this site, I would like the both of us to get to know the guy first and if you are married or seeing someone I would like to know up front, not beat about the bush. I am here for friendship not just the sex. There needs to be an attraction as I don't just do it with everyone who messages me. (and no he is not gay and wont be doing anything with the man I meet) Being vulgar and short one line pick-up lines just doesn't do anything for me. I will not reply. Willy pics don't do it for me either, I know the Highlands is a small place and people need to be discrete but I would like to see a face pic in due course. I would like to meet a man about my age for fun maybe a threesome (but not really likely ), or just me and him. prefer to get to know the man and become friends not just shagging. I will not just send photos as there seems to be a lot of picture collectors out there. I am saying all...