Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes and unable to accommodate
If you like the look of me drop me a line, I do have filters in place so if under 38 or over 50 I'm sorry but I will not reply.
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Thanks for viewing my profile and look forward to hearing from you ;)
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't interest you no need to insult just move on!! Needs someone to fit around my times and keep up! High sex drive but doesn't want more than one partner!
I like someone older than me to spend time with, dont really know what im looking for, just to talk and see what happens!
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
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No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Hate doing these just looking for nsa fun hopefully regular meet for some great sex xx im a size 16 but have natural 42f tits
I am not looking for anything serious or any commitments just yet looking for fun and excitement. I'm in good shape and have lots of energy.
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
No face picture, no chat....sorry :-)
I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone.
may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me.
looking for someone to make me happy, and hopefully i can do the same for u ;-)
love films, love to cuddle up on the sofa with a good film and a great guy.
i have 5 tattoos. All have a meaning to me.
I live at home with my brother and dad, but can travel if the right person asks me to
I dress comfortably and how I want to. I don't wear skirts. I tend to wear jeans and a t-shirt and a hoody :)
If you are the guy for me, who appreciates whats in the inside instead of judging the outside, get in touch.
Am a natural woman with new found freedom so not looking for anything complicated. Just looking for the ONE for nsa sex when needed.
So I'm a single girl who really just wants to have some fun.. in and out the bedroom.. lol. I enjoy being single so not looking for anything too heavy. I like to go out for drinks and enjoy the company of someone I can have a laugh with.. life is too short for drama.. If I haven't messaged you back after you have sent me a couple please don't keep on.. it's nothing personal it just means after reading you're profile I don't think we would click. So obviously there would be no point in taking things any further. I hope you all get what you're looking for.. Good Luck
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
Firstly my age is not 47 in 57 but dont look it problem with my profile sorry.... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for fit men shaved and with a large member ....I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... oh and for you gentlemen who don't get it shaved means no PUBIC hairs guys thanks :-)
Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a fuck buddy.not into any1 whos married or got a partner...
Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!