Pre-op transgender Looking for some local discreet fun. More than a woman ;) Message me if interested or curious.
Where to start.... Hmmmm. I am intelligent and driven. Successful career. Fun to be around with a dark and sensual side. Know what I like and don't like. No push over and not interested in idiots with pictures of their cocks out. Sorry. I am married. I have a wonderful husband. I don't intend for this to change. I have curves and bits that are soft and squishy, no thigh gap - they are to sexy to not touch each other, so if you want a size 8 move on. I go to the gym to de stress and in an attempt to keep enjoying good food and wine. Not to become something I am not. Been there. Not interested. Dark hair, dark eyes and incredibly soft lips. Don't be offended or rude if I say no thanks. Just know what I am after. x ps. If you can't even say hello, a wink really isn't going to cut it. So stop winking!
Well, this could be a horrible mistake!!!!
I'm pretty hilarious, most of the time its completely unintentional.
Busy shift worker.
Looking for something casual and would go for something a bit more regular if we both had enough fun. Said man needs to be able to hold an intelligent conversation and I'm ABSOLUTELY going to need to go for drink or two before any clothes come off!
I'm a dress size 18 (occasionally 20) so if that's not your thing, no worries.
Oh, and if you have a wife/girlfriend I'm afraid it will be a no from me
Can't accom
Sweet and down 2 earth and is out for a laugh but a bit naughty 2 lol if u wanna no more pls ask ?
I'm a single mum
Slightly on the cuddly side
I am 5"7. Cuddly.
Have several tattoo's
Anyone interested in friends with possible benefits
I enjoy good food, good wine and good company.
My kids are my life so they will always come first.
My time is usually spent either working or with my kids. The few days I get to myself is where you come in.
So come say hi and let's see where it goes.
If u don't have a pic, you'll be filtered
But have a good line and I might just say hi.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I'm very new to this. I'm looking for a man who can keep me in check, who knows what buttons to push to bring out those wild feelings in me
Hi, single and looking for fun.
A friend and lover, a man with brain as well as balls...call me ageist but young men do not do it for me, I prefer mature and knowledgeable.
Treat me with respect and we will get along famously, if you are crass and uncouth we will get nowhere and you will get nothing...
Just so you all know :
- I am not interested in any guy younger than 40 years old
_ I am not interested in smokers
_ I am not interested in married, attached or have a girl friend but looking for sex guys
_ If you are one of the many with cock pictures on your profile you are not for me either.
_ Only interested in local people, for real meets, not just talking about it...
_ Last but not least, winks will just be deleted.
Have fun
My Partner refuses sex. Can't take it no more... Good girl, gone a little bad....
Hi.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx
Hi guys I'm 33 bbw, looking for a big fat cock, preferably older, I hear there lots of big boobs in orpington, anyone had a busty girl from orpington? X
Looking for one lover, must be clean and smell good and a must is to have fresh breathe, I'm all those things so message and let's get to know each other's wants and needs :)
Hmmm what to put? Where to start?? .......
I'm looking for someone who likes/loves a woman with meat on their bones!!
I'm a BBW, looking for her Fuck buddy..... How hard can it be......
Not into MARRIED OR ATTACHED men!!!
Please only contact if you have a picture, I'm no oil painting but you can see me!!
Happy hunting!!! Mwah
Slim woman looking for fun and possible games. Would like a good Teacher to begin with and to ensure that I am obedient at all times. Mature Men only respond, no time wasters please. Also do not show body parts leave it to the imagination.
I am a very adventurous young lady.
will only talk to people who have photos.
Love the great out doors.
Will try anything new as long as its legal and safe .
so if you find me attractive and I find you attractive lets see where it could take us .
Hi i have been a widow for 11yrs have 3 children 7 grandchildren and 1 greatgrand child .which keep me quite busy. i am 5ft 5in tall slim build. love gardening, craft, cooking, holidays at home or abroad as long as the sun shines. at the moment only looking for a friend but who knows what might happen. wish you all the luck in the world and hope who ever reads my profile they find what they are looking for. Phyl
Outgoing, happy, loyal lady looking for classy, sexy, intelligent, respectful guy for monogamous fun. Looking for a man who is great company but also able to take control... I haven't posted a photo as I live, work and play in the area but am happy to share if you message me. I'm very new to all this, and definitely not someone who sleeps around, but looking for someone fun to hang out with and help me explore my kinky side, after a long and very vanilla relationship. And who knows where it might lead?? :) xxx P.s. Please don't contact me if you have a naked pic as your profile- it's way too creepy. Or married / separated- one of the few things I'm very black and white about.
Coming out of a relationship and want a real man in the quintessential aspect of the word. Don't like coarseness or sexism, am looking for a wild gentleman who likes a real feminine woman. Please don't send me nude photos as the first message. Good luck you'll need it.
I need a damn good fuck.
Quick, easy.
You walk in to my flat, we get naked, have sex, and foreplay, you leave. Job done.
If you want to make it a regular thing, please do keep in touch.
If you're a time waster, just don't bother contact me.