Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
UPDATE : Thank you to all for your many messages/offers......we are considering some possible options & will be in touch soon.....we're not looking for single guys that only send one liners - you must have something more about you to 'spark' our interest.....also don't bother wasting your time constantly 'winking' or messaging without pics & a profile THESE WILL BE DELETED. I'm in a very hot & horny, loving relationship....but am rather naughty & saucy & like to be led astray in the right surroundings. I have an exploratory bi side which I would like to explore more with like minded females/couples (with my partners approval & participation). We've dipped our toes in the water (so to speak) on the swinging scene & would like to explore more in the right company (with a strong social element).....we're open to suggestions PS I have an addiction to classy, sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc.....and LOVE being sprayed with cum.....we're interested in exploring dogging & bukakee options with the right connections......any genuine suggestions? T xx (& J)
Fun loving, and naughty !!!!!! Curvy lady looking for man who likes something to hold, like somebody with a good sense of humour dose'nt take themselves to seriously
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Mysterious...
Firstly my age is not 47 in 57 but dont look it problem with my profile sorry.... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for fit men shaved and with a large member ....I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... oh and for you gentlemen who don't get it shaved means no PUBIC hairs guys thanks :-)
Firstly my age is 57 not 47 prob with my typing but dont look look me age......... DONT MEET SMOKERS OR ANYBODY WHO HAS SMOKED!!! Happy bubbly lady looking for one nice gentkeman...I'm a size 20 so if your not happy with that please move along looking for good company in and out the bedroom and preferably on a regular basis ....i do not accommodate so if this is not for you please pass me by..... So if you like the sound of me please get in touch
Looking for something casual.
Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there.
Married men, someone younger or long distance, as lovely as you may be, aren't really what I'm looking for.
In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with.
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Looking for something casual, regular. Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there. In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with. X
Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
..Im changing my profile again sorry as wellas getting slated by a guy on this site that thinks it disgusting that i prefer younger guys as ive put age range so dont want to offend any guy over the age of 40!! If your interested in me fine but please dont waste my time and yours if you want to play games messaging ringing ect and then nothing! .Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...live covent garden and brighton for night... life .Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now ....and again go with the flow and just .be upfront and honest .
I have just received two messages offering me money not amused before you message me please read my profile .Here goes if we message and we get on great and meet up but if not interested dont waste my time i wont waste yours arranging to meet then dont bother if want to play games fine not with me havent the time not interested in me not a prob each to there own....Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free I will be honest i do prefer the company of younger guys . .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...love covent garden and brighton for night... life.Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now
and again as i work three nights enjoy gym ect and we all like our space and see where it goes all i ask is be upfront and honest
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of energy and I am a tactile and a sensual person. I would love to have sex with a well endowed male with girth as it feels so good, and a female with big breasts but realise I may not get this. I hope to find people that are reasonably near to me as don't like driving much. Anything else you would like to know please ask. I also like light bondage and spanking but nothing heavy.
No married men thank you. X
Ideally looking for a friend with benefits, I work shifts, and don't want a full blown relationship, but some company every now and then would be nice :)
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes and unable to accommodate
If you like the look of me drop me a line, I do have filters in place so if under 38 or over 50 I'm sorry but I will not reply.
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Thanks for viewing my profile and look forward to hearing from you ;)
hi we are a couple, looking for a sub female, or couple,will try most things, with the right people,very easy going, look forward to hearing from you, thanks lucy x ps no single males, don't bother with winks they get deleted females or couples only
New to this, looking for NSA fun :p