Just looking for a bit of fun, new to this so bare with me with replying! Want a real man who knows what he's doing ;) No I don't want to dress you up as a girl I'm kinky but defo not like that....!! Also I am NOT interested in men who have girlfriends/wife's...stop coming on these sites and show your woman some lovin'!
I am 5"7. Cuddly.
Have several tattoo's
Anyone interested in friends with possible benefits
I enjoy good food, good wine and good company.
My kids are my life so they will always come first.
My time is usually spent either working or with my kids. The few days I get to myself is where you come in.
So come say hi and let's see where it goes.
If u don't have a pic, you'll be filtered
But have a good line and I might just say hi.
I'm a single mum
Slightly on the cuddly side
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
Am a natural woman with new found freedom so not looking for anything complicated. Just looking for the ONE for nsa sex when needed.
I am me, and i hope u respect me for not changing to please anyone.
may as well clear it up now, i am not really curvy, i am just fat. But i am happy. You dont like it dont contact me.
looking for someone to make me happy, and hopefully i can do the same for u ;-)
love films, love to cuddle up on the sofa with a good film and a great guy.
i have 5 tattoos. All have a meaning to me.
I live at home with my brother and dad, but can travel if the right person asks me to
I dress comfortably and how I want to. I don't wear skirts. I tend to wear jeans and a t-shirt and a hoody :)
If you are the guy for me, who appreciates whats in the inside instead of judging the outside, get in touch.
So I'm a single girl who really just wants to have some fun.. in and out the bedroom.. lol. I enjoy being single so not looking for anything too heavy. I like to go out for drinks and enjoy the company of someone I can have a laugh with.. life is too short for drama.. If I haven't messaged you back after you have sent me a couple please don't keep on.. it's nothing personal it just means after reading you're profile I don't think we would click. So obviously there would be no point in taking things any further. I hope you all get what you're looking for.. Good Luck
I know what kind of site this is, but I am not after sex at the moment just company and friendship. I am a very big girl and joined this site called plenty of weight not "local slags" or "adult cafe" which is also what it is called. I will not reply to people who have no photo as I have put a photo on here so why cant you. I have made some good friends on here before and hope to make some more. Sorry this sounds like a really dull profile but I am nice, kind and caring person...honest!!
Hello i am an indian woman i have always lived in the uk and been brought up the "good" indian way but i am now recently divorced and would love to live out my fantasy and have sex with a white male, who can pleasure me, im am new to this so please bare with me pics will be uploaded soon i don't think i am bad looking i want to live my life and have fun i would love to meet a white man between 30-40years who is fun and like to laugh and can show me a very good time thanks for reading. Picture waiting for approval S x
UPDATE : Thank you to all for your many messages/offers......we are considering some possible options & will be in touch soon.....we're not looking for single guys that only send one liners - you must have something more about you to 'spark' our interest.....also don't bother wasting your time constantly 'winking' or messaging without pics & a profile THESE WILL BE DELETED. I'm in a very hot & horny, loving relationship....but am rather naughty & saucy & like to be led astray in the right surroundings. I have an exploratory bi side which I would like to explore more with like minded females/couples (with my partners approval & participation). We've dipped our toes in the water (so to speak) on the swinging scene & would like to explore more in the right company (with a strong social element).....we're open to suggestions PS I have an addiction to classy, sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc.....and LOVE being sprayed with cum.....we're interested in exploring dogging & bukakee options with the right connections......any genuine suggestions? T xx (& J)
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
I am a fun loving woman & already in a relationship, so not looking for another one!
I am looking for nsa discrete friendship & fun (in whatever form that may take - within reason!)... but not casual 'one nighters'!
Will complete this soon.... and maybe add a short video!!!
Looking for NSA fun only as already married LOL.
Like to find someone who is quite well endowed for a change!
Any age.... hope I'm not too old for some of you, discretion required, can travel locally or accomodate when husband at work!!!
I filter out profiles without pictures.
Also interested in someone experienced in giving good sexual massage!
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I'm going to swing from the chandeliers...the chandeliers....I'm going to live like tomorrow doesn't exist....
I am in a blissful relationship with my ultimate soul mate (whom coincidentally I met on this website over 2 years ago).
We are intelligent,creative, sexually inventive people and are looking for others to 'bounce off of'...;p
We are looking to touch base with like-minded men/women/couples who are equally as inventive..possibly with similar kinks....to chat and heighten our experiences and hopefully do the same for them...
We are looking to spice our relationship up further and enhance it...not detract from it's essence and so currently speaking we are not seeking a physical connection with anyone..just a mental mesh....
If this resonates with you...please get in touch....
xxxx
this is probably the wildest thing I have done, but lets see if you want to chat. etc. I work odd hours, but look fair for my age. so I am told , have been told can hand le most situations in life. lets see if you can hand le me.?