
Not surprised by all the flesh on here. Think I would rather keep myself for whomever I chose to show my body too. So now find this is really taking the piss. Adding and taking away, at random....
PS. I have no internet for the next four weeks. So if I don't reply I'm not ignoring you, it's because I can't.
First time back since 2015!!!! Im a happy go lucky green eyed natural blonde (not the average out of the bottle type) looking for friendship and possibily more with genuine guys only, so if your not, please dont waste my time Im not going to be just a notch on your bed. If all you want is a one night shag you will be wasting your time. Life is too short I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and be happy again so over to you now! Please read my profile in full before you bother contacting me no time wasters or attention seekers who are so shallow that they get their kicks out of lieing (need not apply) as i wont be second best ever again. Looking for my best friend, lover and soulmate, if there is any such thing ....................... So if you dare, please get in touch I promise not to bite unless you really want me to hey dont panic im only joking and if i do will promise to be soooo gentle with you!!!!!!!!! YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE LIVE IT .................. IF YOU DONT YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME NO...
Wanting NSA fun not any kind of relationship, Someone who can show me what I have been missing. Looking for someone of a slim/average build due to most of my past partners were larger and I now want something for me. Really fancy a hot car fuck at the moment. I will say that politeness costs nothing and I would appreciate being given it even if you are not interested.
Hi there! I can't believe I'm doing this but life's too short! What can I say about myself?! I am very outgoing and social woman. I love meeting new and like minded people. I'm always up for a good time. I'm very caring, funny and cute! Although I'm not looking for a relationship, I love to be spoiled by a man and enjoy returning the favour! Not into group fun. Like to have one on one interaction.
First things first......the site im on is called 'marital affair'. If you don't understand it's meaning then please don't read any further coz you obviously a bit thick!
Phew! That was hard work. Ok. So about me. I'm not a catwalk model. I don't have hair that tells me I'm worth it. My lips don't pout (unless I can't get my own way and then I pull out the puppy dog eyes as well as the pout). I like normal men. Not six packed vain blokes who only look into your eyes to see their own reflection. I have a completely warped sense of humour and will see the funny side to everything so please don't take it personally if we ever meet, you drop your trousers and I curl up laughing, it's not you! Trust me!
If you want to know anything else, ask. I promise I don't bite..........much xx
P.s. Attention all men! Don't always dismiss us short, cuddly gals. We can be quite agile when the mood takes us!!
Hiya!
I am married woman, and my hubby has become very ill rapidly, so he can no longer function in bedroom. My hubby loves me very much and want me to be satisfied, and knowing how much I need sex. I love having sexy chat with men, so he have given me the freedom to do that. And he does not want me to be alone when the times come, so he wants me to find a boyfriend for later meetings. I love you wank for me while I tell you what I want to do for you. But saying that i am a bit shy and do not want to be pushed. If you are seriously interested my hubby will explain to you our situation. So if you want to chat with me you will need to have Skype, as I never give out my phone number or mail address.
I am a curvy fuller figure all woman with 40 EE in bra size.
Hope to chat with you soon
Issy
OK here goes ........A guy Aged between 45-55 single,fairly good looking,smart in appearance,kind ,caring,considerate Takes pride in himself ,yes i know i,m very fussy but hey ho worth a try .looking for chat,friendship and see how things develop..Any guy under 45 or over 55 don,t bother as will be deleated sorry Same applies to any guy thinks just because i,m single i,m an easy target.So many guys dont to seem be able to read any more .
I'm not perfect but........Im no fool either
Im ready to move on with my life, are you man enough to keep up?
I have no one hiding at home, how many of you can say the same?
Im not here to be your second best.....
Quality is much better than quantity, so are you standing on the street of Quality or in the messy pond of quantity?
Im not into bed hopping or bed hoppers.
Yes I enjoy having fun but with one, not a multiple of....
Are you genuine? real? and mean what you say?
Why not come and chat