
Hi.....I am a bubbly blonde who has a positive outlook on life. I am genuine...and believe that total honesty is the best policy. If you are looking for a slim model figure looking lass then I am not for you....I have more of the curvaceous look. I am not interested in meeting guys that are married or into one night stands and definitely no timewasters. I like to get to know someone first and take things from there...thank you for looking at my profile. If you like what you read....be good to hear from you. If not, I wish you every success in your search. xx
Hmmm what to put? Where to start?? .......
I'm looking for someone who likes/loves a woman with meat on their bones!!
I'm a BBW, looking for her Fuck buddy..... How hard can it be......
Not into MARRIED OR ATTACHED men!!!
Please only contact if you have a picture, I'm no oil painting but you can see me!!
Happy hunting!!! Mwah
Hi guys, please read my profile ALL the way through so as to avoid wasting time
I'm a 30 year old mixed race woman looking for one guy to be my regular NSA buddy
You need to be aged between 30 and 36
Living in or very close to Colchester
Have your own place as I currently can't accommodate
Be well endowed as I've never tried 'BIG'
A non smoker
Sorry but NO Eastern Europeans or Ethnic minorities
I'm not interested in guys visiting, passing through or working in the area
I DON'T DO HOTELS
I don't do one night stands, skyping or dirty chat and I DON'T want a massage
Thanks for reading, if you match let's chat if not, good luck
hi fellas, iv been on herie before thought id met the man of my dreams now im just looking for fun fun fun oh!!! yes, im bi and thats cos im a greedy little little girl i like the best of both worlds, i lurrrrrv a dom guy altho im the dom with my fems ill try most things once if i like [enjoy] then yes ill go bk for more why not fellas, well any thing else u wud like to kinow if i think ur gdlooking enough i may tell more mmmmmm and theres more to tell ohhhhhhh yessssss indeedy, thanks for checkin my prof out, oh happy days xxxxx AND JUST FOR THE RECORD THE FEM IN MY PIC IS NOT BI '" SHE IS STRAIGHT' SO PLZ DON'T ASK AGAIN, THANKYOU.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi i have been a widow for 11yrs have 3 children 7 grandchildren and 1 greatgrand child .which keep me quite busy. i am 5ft 5in tall slim build. love gardening, craft, cooking, holidays at home or abroad as long as the sun shines. at the moment only looking for a friend but who knows what might happen. wish you all the luck in the world and hope who ever reads my profile they find what they are looking for. Phyl
Hi I'm a hard working lady who loves life. I like meal out few glases of wine with friends and most normal things. I'm petite and curvy. I like a man who knows what he doing, and knows how to treat a lady. Im not looking for anything serious just some good fun with like minded men, ideally looking for regular meets but happy with NSA. You should be: Able to drive I can accomadate Not have a beard or chest hair Be hence I love a muscle man with a 6 pack Have a photo on here kik or email Not married Not into Anal If you don't have a photo I wont reply I like to see how I'm talking to.
Outgoing, happy, loyal lady looking for classy, sexy, intelligent, respectful guy for monogamous fun. Looking for a man who is great company but also able to take control... I haven't posted a photo as I live, work and play in the area but am happy to share if you message me. I'm very new to all this, and definitely not someone who sleeps around, but looking for someone fun to hang out with and help me explore my kinky side, after a long and very vanilla relationship. And who knows where it might lead?? :) xxx P.s. Please don't contact me if you have a naked pic as your profile- it's way too creepy. Or married / separated- one of the few things I'm very black and white about.
Hi! I'm half Italian, half-English, looking for good looking men to possibly have fun (and banter) with ( I am very selective, so if you don't have a picture, you probably won't get a reply, I need to see your face!). Although I understand due to work, some guys can't put their face up...but I find it uncomfortable rejecting people once a face pic has been e-mailed, so I am vastly avoiding faceless pics. I couldn't give a damn who sees me on here to be honest :-) Also, I can't really take a 'cock' pic seriously. Prefer talking to an actual face - haha! And 'webcam fun' does absolutely nothing for me, I prefer real life. I am a slim size 10 with curves in the right places. I frequent the gym, like to keep myself looking good and try not to look my age, although by no means high maintenance. I tend to go for younger men, but not exclusively. Am up for possible chats and drinks with guys with a bit of sex appeal about them, who have a good personality and are easy going like myself :-) By the way, I don't send out winks, so...
Hi! I'm half Italian, half-English, looking for good looking men to possibly have fun (and banter) with. I'm very selective. No pic, no reply. Although I understand due to work, some guys can't put their face up...but I find it uncomfortable rejecting people once a face pic has been e-mailed, so I am vastly avoiding those. Also, I can't really take a cock pic/cock in fanny pic/finger up arse pic seriously - I mean, I know we're all here for some fun, but I would think more of someone if they had a bit of class about them :-s Prefer to talk to an actual face, not a pair of hairy balls :-S I am a slim size 10 with curves in the right places. I frequent the gym, like to keep myself looking good and try not to look my age, although by no means high maintenance. I tend to go for younger guys. Am up for possible chats and drinks with guys with a bit of sex appeal about them, who have a good personality, I can have a good mental connection with and are easy going like myself :-) By the way, I don't send out winks,...
engaged to my current partner so lookin for kinky passanate fun with single married attached men age 18 to 39 im on whatsapp, skype, BBM and wechat, kik, didi, tango. i love to try outdoor, indoor and public places as long as we are out off the sun but like to kiss inly on first meet in a coffee place etc dont like to rush the relationship. on first meet while havin a drink i like to be groped in our privite corner if no one is lookin would love to try it cars or van depends wat u have must be safe sex all times except for oral