Hey there, thank you for checking my profile, I am currently in a difficult situation so I cannot be in a relationship as much as I would like, but at the same time I crave contact with a man, hence I am here! I am here mainly for chatting, so drop me a line if you feel like talking to me! Xx
discreet and experienced in all situations. ready for some fun without being vulgar. full body means more to handle, loves good perfume and a candle lit bedroom with a bottle of wine to set the mood.
I'm looking for someone who will spoil me with a massage with some oil, knows how to relax and forget the time
Just want fun!
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun.
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun. Could also be looking for guys who would like to be dominated and humiliated in the bedroom by a female. Hubby will watch...
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I want a guy who is different from the norm and Im not talking about the bedroom. I like a guy who is intelligent. Dresses well and smells good and looks after himself. Must be tall and a non smoker. Must be over 50. Not into young guys. I know this may sound rather off putting to a lot of guys but this is what turns me on. Sorry but not interested in a married guy as not much fun being second choice all the time. At the end of the day, it is all down to mutual attraction - saves a lot of time wasting. I want to be wined and dined and be kept amused by your personality and charm. I really would like a relationship, intially not 24/7 but who knows we might get along very well and that could alter. In return we will have a very exciting liaison. Full of fun, intrigue and good sex. I am very tactile. I have a warm nature, although reading my profile it doesnt seem to come over that way. Also I like to wear nice lingerie, stockings and heels.
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first but could develop into something special later). I am a real person who is only interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey and I wouldn't change it for the world. Most of you guys have been wonderful, thank you xx xx xx Complementary therapy, colour consultancy and assessing business subjects for a college is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for back waxing, hopi ear for ENT problems or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or relaxation, feel free to ask....
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first possibly develop into something special later). I am a real person who is interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey. Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I respond to polite messages, winks are deleted and I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly to start with leading to something more serious). Please read this and digest. I am NOT interested in NSA, FWB, one night stands, threesomes, or to be for anyone's selfish enjoyment. I am a real person looking for someone who is genuine. Fed up with crude messages, they will be automatically deleted. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
who wants to play a game .......
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
Shopping List
Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can wait and be patient x
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
hi im looking for a bit of spice,been widowed 20 months ,and i think its time to move on ,lifes to short ,no interested in married men ,
We're a couple looking for a respectful male for our first mmf. We're looking for a man between 20 and 29 years. We're looking for first meeting and then we'll see were things take us if interested just say something. ... my wife had second thoughts about the mmf but shr asked me to leave the profile online if interested drop a line and ill speak with her about it.. we answer as a couple so its no use to ask her about one on one.
Hello, looking for a kind,honest man who I can have fun times with , I am single at the mo and enjoying life to the full,however would love to find a soulmate eventually who I fancy and spend special times together . I love to workout and look after myself, have high sex drive,and very spontaneous ,sense of humour very important, love to giggle ,so if your handsome,in good shape and funny please contact me xx. Oh and face important,fed up seeing men's wobbly bits flying around !!! X
Hello ..ok , after being on this site for a week and 5 days I have learnt a few things!
I am a very down to earth girl (mature woman to those under 28!) I am NOT a bored housewife so I don't sit around replying to messages all day so if I don't reply or reply quick it is because I work ! Saying that I am scatty slightly mad but harmless!! I am not fake If I was I would choose pics with bigger boobs!?
Serious- I am open minded , adventurous and want to experiment but I am also wanting mutual respect ...not too much to expect?