Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi All,
I'm just looking to meet some new people, have a chat and see where it goes.
If we have a connection and decide to meet then this would be good.
Was Collared so thanks for looking, I won't be needing any advice, decided to see what else is out their as I guess size really does mater
Hi I'm a divorced mum with two teenagers and I'm looking too have fun with one person NOT persons. I enjoy nights out as well as cosy nights in. I'm a very tactile person so love touching and kissing. The man I am looking for should definitely like foreplay. If you think you may be what i'm looking for then please get in touch PS .. if you are Married please don't waste my time ... I am NOT intetested .
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
New to this, looking for NSA fun :p
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I can have fun with. I particularly love the idea of a confident slightly dominating man in bed or a guy who would maybe willing to explore my fantasies x
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...
I am very understanding,open minded with a heart of forgiving, loving and caring with sense of humor, hard working with cheerful character,honest,sincere,kind, warm and intelligent with good look.I was raised with a strict Christian background and taught from a young age to always respect myself and other people.I still maintains this value wherever I go..
hello there i am after discrete relationships with fun and everything that goes with it.no smokers please and only want men in a twenty mile radius.married or men in relationships need not reply I like to find my own men who can spare time for fun x i am an extremely top heavy hispanic latino lady that's naturally top heavy so if you're in to big boobs i'm your girl x i am looking for a special someone who can fulfill all my sexual needs so if you think you are man enough to handle this and be my play mate then send me a message xxi am much in need of a mot and servicing i will be waiting to hear from you lol lara
..Im changing my profile again sorry as wellas getting slated by a guy on this site that thinks it disgusting that i prefer younger guys as ive put age range so dont want to offend any guy over the age of 40!! If your interested in me fine but please dont waste my time and yours if you want to play games messaging ringing ect and then nothing! .Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...live covent garden and brighton for night... life .Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now ....and again go with the flow and just .be upfront and honest .
I have just received two messages offering me money not amused before you message me please read my profile .Here goes if we message and we get on great and meet up but if not interested dont waste my time i wont waste yours arranging to meet then dont bother if want to play games fine not with me havent the time not interested in me not a prob each to there own....Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free I will be honest i do prefer the company of younger guys . .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...love covent garden and brighton for night... life.Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now
and again as i work three nights enjoy gym ect and we all like our space and see where it goes all i ask is be upfront and honest
I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I prefer proper session either in your house or a hotel where we share the cost! No time wastes or pic collectors. I am happy to have a MMF also but my hubby does not join in. I prefer my men between 28-43 years of age, good looking and if you are built you will go straight to the top of my list ;)
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem
Horny woman looking for some NSA fun. 5'2" 34f gorgeous bod that needs more attention. If you think you are up for the challenge contact me. Guys, please note that I will want to meet socially first, there has to be a mutual attraction there. I won't play on first meet.x
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...
I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor (nothing is more sexy than a great sense of humor), who is athletic (I practice Bikram yoga every day) and has experienced a world outside of Texas (experiencing new cultures and foods make me happy).
I love life and I am looking for my best friend to share the same positive attitude without all the drama. I'm too laid-back to deal with drama and you are too.
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x