Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I'm feminine and love my heels and nice lingerie so hopefully you'll be a fan too.
Stimulation, for me, starts with the mind so if you are unable to string a decent sentence together, are not a fan of good conversation or your first message consists of what you would like to do to me sexually then we probably will not click.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
Hi i am back after a little break ............... just looking for some fun and like to go with the flow and see what happens ;) As flattering as it is i really am not looking to meet up with anyone under the age of 30 sorry xx
Hate doing these just looking for nsa fun hopefully regular meet for some great sex xx im a size 16 but have natural 42f tits
Just looking to chat ............................................................................. will think more about this later
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't interest you no need to insult just move on!! Needs someone to fit around my times and keep up! High sex drive but doesn't want more than one partner!
Hey Ho!! If your over 48yrs please don't send messages ur filtered out.. My name is Carrot, yes it is. I miss Tiffin, kissin and cuddles. Hoping to find some friends with benefits, nsa, friends and if more develops its good too. . I like guys between 28 - 48 years old. I am on the site f-buddy.co.uk. I am a Chunky Monkey, who is pretty crap in the sack ... I love being penetrated but dont do the fun things for blokes such as Bj's, going on top.... Yep I am very lazy. but do love kissin and being thrusted .. I lost my virginity at 28 . I like the erect penis to be between 7.5 inches to 8.6 inches but happy to try bigger (be gentle)lol.... I love kissing, but I hate giving Bj's and I am crap on top.... Sorry I do like a man to be strong and to be taller than me so 5ft 7 + would be cool. I prefer men with Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Australian and British dialects Accents. I am partial to men with Tattoo's, and also men with Red Hair. I also like men in the forces... they do a...
hi im a single mum of 3, my children are my world come 1st at all times, im a pro singer just getting back into it after time out to bring up the children.i like to go see bands or a dvd and a drink cuddled up, not into one night stands looking for something more on a one to one with the right man ! i do not date married men so dont message me thank you !!! neither do i date guys over 52 so again thank you but i would rather you didnt clog up my in box as im not interested thank you and good luck x OH and sorry if you have no picture pleease dont message me either !!!!!
I can be a bit quite when I first meet someone I don't know, but don't let that put you off. I've been on my own for quite a while now, so I'm looking for some nsa sex fun indoors/outside. I have a good sense of humour & willing to try anything within reason. Hope to hear from you soon! I'm unable to accommodate.
I have been single for a long time so I am really ready to be fucked, fingered and sucked! Sorry but I am only interested in people in local area.
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a good friend and good listener just looking to be treated fairly and adding a dimension to my life that is missing. If you don't like dogs and cats then go no further ! lol
looking for a man to join in with me and my partner :) share me and cover me in your cum ;) be warned, im a fussy girl ;)
I am looking for someone for fun sexy and will make me smile and maybe if your that good we might meet now and then for some fun x
FYI - I'm on "friends with benefits" and have one profile only. I'm not a fake I'm fussy as we all have a right to be. Well travelled, confident, gobby and high maintenance but that said I'm great company and not at all modest lol I wanna get stuck in to all that life has to offer. You can read into that what you like!!! I'm a power lifter with a penchant for good lingerie, high heels and tall good looking YOUNGER men. For some reason most of the older divorced chaps are more bitter than un ripened lemons and I can't be doing with it. I have a very sharp and on occasion, acerbic wit and I am not afraid to use it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Honestly just looking for sex no chit chat just sex. If your looking for Kate moss I'm afraid can't help you, I'm more of an adele, but I love my curves and you wouldn't be disappointed. Love oral sex then being rammed hard from behind. Horny all the time can't accom but have a car do can travel. One of my biggest fantasys is to have a MMF so maybe this can happen. And so the profile says I'm not thin!! For gods sake expect it and don't email me if it bothered u!
I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I prefer proper session either in your house or a hotel where we share the cost! No time wastes or pic collectors. I am happy to have a MMF also but my hubby does not join in. I prefer my men between 28-43 years of age, good looking and if you are built you will go straight to the top of my list ;)
First - ladies I'm straight....
Right clearly I have to make the below clearer. I'm not interested in one male nor am I trying to match you guys and take you to my bedroom. This is not about me finding a f*k buddy I don't need to go online to find that.. Trust me... It's two of you or nothing preferably friends but seeing how this goes I may just move on to the next item on my list. Tibet here I come... Giving this a week...
Ok so here is what I'm looking for doubtfully I find it but it has been on my bucked list for far too long and seeing I'm almost turning forty just about the time I at least try..
Three in bed (not sure I could handle 3 guys so that includes me as well..).
I'm not looking for a female to join just two sane guys, preferably straight, round my age, slim and have I mentioned sane? Not sure what else to say as in my mind it all requires plenty of mutual respect and reassurance the line won't get crossed..
Winks and any messages unrelated to the above will get deleted and...
Face photo available
Just looking for uncomplicated regular fun, not in to one night stands - they are never as good in reality as in the imagination. It takes time to get to know someones body for the real sparks to fly.
I have a very high sex drive - way too high to be a bit on the side or just one of a few ;-)
If things develop in to something more than all the better but I'm not really looking for that. Want someone who takes up little head space and makes me smile.
If you want to know anything else then just ask.
The following may sound grumpy but better to have things clear now than wasting time.
Not in to anal, married, smokers, pain or cross-dressers.
Also if you have sex act photos on show here I am guessing you either want a threesome with the female - not for me - or you are getting sorted and want some extra - my sex drive is way too high to be an extra ;-) - or bizarrely you feel the need to prove you know where to put it lol In any of those I'm...
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Hello ..ok , after being on this site for a week and 5 days I have learnt a few things!
I am a very down to earth girl (mature woman to those under 28!) I am NOT a bored housewife so I don't sit around replying to messages all day so if I don't reply or reply quick it is because I work ! Saying that I am scatty slightly mad but harmless!! I am not fake If I was I would choose pics with bigger boobs!?
Serious- I am open minded , adventurous and want to experiment but I am also wanting mutual respect ...not too much to expect?
I didn't have a profile until now - was told the lack of info on me was perhaps hindering my efforts to get a bloke.... lol....but rather than a wordy profile, I am going to be short and sweet, and this is what I want. When you get to my ripe old age, you know what you want!! I don't want oldies or really young, but 30 to early 40s is cool... I do like 6 ft plus, I do like slim and sexy, I do like short hair on a guy.... I do like an appetising looking willy and believe me its a fallacy that they all are!!! I love a great sense of humour, a fantastic kisser and a man who knows exactly what he is doing...such a turn on...... "fumblers", as I call them, need not apply! I do like a man will lay me down, open my legs and eat me for hours.......... I am more and more of a mind to go younger next time....some of the torsos on here are mouth-wateringly yummy......