
I'm looking for someone to enjoy sex with who I also like as a person to spend time hanging out and having a laugh with. Not interested in one night stands, just some nsa fun that benefits both parties. If you are in a relationship, married or unhappily married - with or without permission for extra curricula activities - then I'm not for you as I don't play with other people's toys. Oh and guys, a picture of your dick is all well and good but I'd rather see your face to know if I would possibly be attracted to you in the first place and not just see what you're packing in your trousers, no matter how impressive you think it is. As long as you know what to do with it then it would all work out in the end anyway ;)
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
I'm happily single and looking for someone to have some fun with. Without any of the agro of a relationship. I don't do one night stands and not hear to talk, all mouth and no trousers just won't cut it. So if your not up for meeting I'm not interested.
I'm looking for someone who is tall (no-one under 6') someone who looks after themselves, (no fat balding men please) I'm not an unattractive girl so if your not considered to be good looking then I wont be sexually attracted to you, no offence.
Age between 25-40
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a good friend and good listener just looking to be treated fairly and adding a dimension to my life that is missing. If you don't like dogs and cats then go no further ! lol
Hello ..ok , after being on this site for a week and 5 days I have learnt a few things!
I am a very down to earth girl (mature woman to those under 28!) I am NOT a bored housewife so I don't sit around replying to messages all day so if I don't reply or reply quick it is because I work ! Saying that I am scatty slightly mad but harmless!! I am not fake If I was I would choose pics with bigger boobs!?
Serious- I am open minded , adventurous and want to experiment but I am also wanting mutual respect ...not too much to expect?
I didn't have a profile until now - was told the lack of info on me was perhaps hindering my efforts to get a bloke.... lol....but rather than a wordy profile, I am going to be short and sweet, and this is what I want. When you get to my ripe old age, you know what you want!! I don't want oldies or really young, but 30 to early 40s is cool... I do like 6 ft plus, I do like slim and sexy, I do like short hair on a guy.... I do like an appetising looking willy and believe me its a fallacy that they all are!!! I love a great sense of humour, a fantastic kisser and a man who knows exactly what he is doing...such a turn on...... "fumblers", as I call them, need not apply! I do like a man will lay me down, open my legs and eat me for hours.......... I am more and more of a mind to go younger next time....some of the torsos on here are mouth-wateringly yummy......
Looking for new adventures. I have a very dirty side and love to push my own boundaries. I've enjoyed letting a cab driver fuck me on my way home from a party and a trucker fuck me in a lay by in the middle of the day. Had a few gang bangs and recently met up with a gorgeous girl... we like to play together and with new friends ;) if you have something in mind for me or both of us. .. drop me a line... let's meet soon xxx I should also explain I live in Brighton but often work in Oxford, Birmingham and Manchester. .. ; ) xxx
I'm looking for friendship, a lover and more than single encounters, for casual dates with sparkling conversation sharing drinks or a lovely romantic meal. Treat me with passion, adore me, let me be your plaything, tease me, let me flirt with you, open hearts smiling and laughing, before we slip away... into a twilight delicious twinkling world of wonder and delight... Ideally you'll be taller than me, have a beautiful mind and smile reflected in your profile and real life, live close by, be single and take your mental and physical health as life lengthening commitments. I won't reply if you have no face picture or have not done your profile.
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first but could develop into something special later). I am a real person who is only interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey and I wouldn't change it for the world. Most of you guys have been wonderful, thank you xx xx xx Complementary therapy, colour consultancy and assessing business subjects for a college is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for back waxing, hopi ear for ENT problems or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or relaxation, feel free to ask....