
I am tall, slim and looking for a discreet long term relationship, not one night stands. I can be very giving to the right person. I like to dress to impress and love stockings and high heels to show off my long legs and slim figure. By mutual consent I can be willing to try new things. I am looking for a man to spoil me in return for mutually rewarding fun. I work full time so unfortunately daytime liaisons are not on the agenda.
Not surprised by all the flesh on here. Think I would rather keep myself for whomever I chose to show my body too. So now find this is really taking the piss. Adding and taking away, at random....
PS. I have no internet for the next four weeks. So if I don't reply I'm not ignoring you, it's because I can't.
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Looking for a guy who wants some unselfish, filthy fun. I aim to please and you need to do so too. There are two people involved in sex, if you aren't aware of that then please jog on. I am not really interested in anyone under the age of 25 regardless of what your experience might be. Please don't bother me if you are in a relationship or married. I am not really into banging all and sundry so would like a lover that I can experiment with etc. I should point out that although you maybe spontaneous I will suggest we meet initially on mutual ground just to ensure you are who you say you are and we actually fancy each other otherwise it just gets awkward. Anyway if you've chosen to read through my waffle, feel free to message me. For the record I am looking for a fuck buddy, friends with benefits type scenario. One night stands are not for me, unless you're shit then it's not a one night stand you're just not great in bed! For your information, I'm 5'1 and size 14.
I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor (nothing is more sexy than a great sense of humor), who is athletic (I practice Bikram yoga every day) and has experienced a world outside of Texas (experiencing new cultures and foods make me happy).
I love life and I am looking for my best friend to share the same positive attitude without all the drama. I'm too laid-back to deal with drama and you are too.
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my life with as in long term, looking for someone to love me and to love back ..Not really looking for the odd encounter,or my wife dosent understand my needs bit. Just wanted to hopefully meet a man that also wants long term who is lkind and understanding and willing not to rush you into bed the first time you meet him , but talk and get to know each other. I have had a dvt in my right leg which has caused permanent damage to the blood restriction , causing leg to swell and ache at times and mobility a little slower than average,IM a completley honest , bubbly , girlie type of lady , as you can see all woman lol. Sadly i dont drive and would be nice...
"Naughty is the new good" Hi guys my name is Shareen. I was on here previously but forgot my password I only go for white guys but i have to be attracted to you plus there should be some kind of spark there otherwise it's pointless. I absolutely hate anal, cum in my mouth (ive tried these) and any kind of freaky shit. Older men please do not message me (40 upwards) I've been there done that and im not looking for older men I know my profile might seem straight to the point but why waste someone elses time and honesty is the best policy right?? Kisses Shareen xxXxx
wow what im looking for well firstly im not looking for anything strong at the moment , I like a man too be in good shape im looking for a one off fuck and that is all if you have partner or a fb that wants to join in then all well and good as im also bi so swing both ways but im into most things I squirt too, you have to know what ur doing tbh and I like a guy who can go for ages and knows what he wants don't do want boreing want excitement