
Hello all! slightly oddly humoured woman seeks some fun with a tall, fit, intelligent, witty, kind and passionate man.... I'm not interested in one night stands, not interested in gratuitous no strings sex .... learning someone's body takes time, and I love to learn! I'd like one guy to spend time with ...go out with... laugh with...who knows...don't get me wrong, I have no desire to have a full on relationship either.. ...If you want to know more about me, ask away.... (Sorry, but if you are married or attached, please don't message me. I won't answer.)
Looking for "the one" That special guy who knows how to make a girl laugh, whirl her round a dancefloor wine and dine her like a lady then get down and dirty when the lights are dimmed! Slim - Average - Athletic build only Like to spend my weekends camping scooter / music festivals outdoor swimming walking etc need someone up for fun both in and out of the bedroom. I do need to find you physically attractive facial wise so you must be able to show me a recent face photo and if I like what I see I'm happy to do the same
***DONT QUESTION Y I AV MY PICS WEN IM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I JUST DO!!***
Don't waste both our times. If Ur not looking for long term relationship. An don't bother if your not between the ages of 29 an 40.
Don't want to jump straight into relationship. Nice chat an giggle first get to kno each other. But if u don't want long term then keep lookin at other profiles.
ABOUT ME. I'm Happy go lucky fun loving woman.
Im in a wheelchair. I was born this way so stop asking if I had an accident! It gets annoying. Has ppl never heard of being born wit a disability. An immediately jump to "oh she's in a chair. Must b an accident" If thats a problem then dont talk to me.
Im NOT looking for nsa an im NOT looking for anyone younger than 29 And older than 40.
But a chat an giggle an see where things go. An u never know. In the future i AM looking for long term relationship.
I'm just looking for one regular FB. Preferably between age of 44-55, but we have have some sort if "spark" together.
I enjoy having sex (lots of it, even with a bit of kink thrown in lol), but im in a sexless marriage, i'm not looking for anything to change that, i just want to have some fun with someone
I'm very happy in my life and how I look, I'm a larger woman, size 16/18, (not to many men's taste), wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I'm not Angelina Jole either.....
I'm looking for someone, who wants to chat, flirt, sex talk, etc, but would like to meet up possibly once a week/ fortnight
I love hairy chested men, there's just something about it!!!
Thanks for reading.
Get in touch
Mand x
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I'm a horny little devil right now. In fact all day every day lately! I love middle of the night sex. I love to dress up in sexy undies but willing to dress up in pretty much anything I want hot sexy fun. Someone who will take control and tell me what they want. I want to be a dominatrix. Also someone who can be my sex slave . I love watching porn gets me right in the mood . I want someone to share and recreate all our wildest fantasies together. So don't just massage hi message me your wild fantasies and I'll see if you interest me? Or it's something I fancy joining you with!
Well I am looking for fun fun fun, friendships, from like minded people, been there and got the t-shirt and been burnt in the process so I'm looking for a genuine guy who will treat me and my children well and dosn't mind being part of our life's, but that dosnt meen that we can't have some fun along the way too ;-D interests include music and gigs, theatres oh and motor racing sorry no football here lol oh and mustn't forget the rabbit :-P
i've been known to be a very naughty lady in the past especialy with the right peson ;-)
I am a spritely 61 year busty woman looking for saucy chat with similar age gentleman or older I have a good sense of humour and refuse to take life too seriously its too short, love swimming, walking, holidays in this country and abroad, going to the pub either for a drink or meal I am overweight and don't really care that much need a bit of beef behind me to carry my lovely big boobs, I also like bigger men nice and cuddly full of life, so if you are a fun loving person get in touch and chat .....please don't ask for photos you have one don't be greedy.
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
PLEASE READ PROFILE
We don't need to do this, we enjoy doing it.
Please don't bother "winking"
Married woman. Like to chat on here. No one under fifty thanks.It will be a night out for the three of us to meet and get to chat. Then if we all like each other we get down to enjoying each others bodies. My husband and I have a wonderful sex life. Need you to add an extra pair of hands and tongue.
My husband is straight.
Have a urge to try a threesome with you and my husband.We are together on this quest as a couple plus one. NONE SMOKERS ONLY PLEASE. DON'T CALL ME BABE,HUN,ETC.DONT TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A SEXUAL REMARK. .BE OVER 30. DONT WINK. DONT ASK FOR MORE PICTURES.
WILLING TO JOIN A THREESOME. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAIL ME USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAKE IT MORE THAN ONE LINE. MUST EVENTUALLY HAVE FACE PICTURE. THANKS BOYS
I've never had the need or desire to come onto a site like this, so I'm not sure what to say, but here goes. I have recently separated from my husband of 40 years. I always considered I had a very good sex life having tried and enjoyed most things. Now the time has come for me to move on and see if I am as good as I thought I was Please bear with me if we chat ,I am a bit/lot shy about what to say. Please , DO NOT WINK, Don't expect a reply if you do. If you want to contact me , do so.
Back again................ Still none the wiser as to what I'm after, sometimes I think I want a relationship, sometimes just friends with benefits............I do know that I have to find a man physically and intellectually attractive. One night/no strings is not really my thing and definitely not interested in anybody who is married or in a relationship. Would need to see a recent face pic before I agree to meet, obviously willing to share mine too. PLEASE READ THE ABOVE BEFORE MESSAGING ME
hi, I'm Gail, I'm lady of few words but a woman of action! Looking for younger men who have got a bit of conversation as well as being naughty. I like someone with a bit of intelligence, a sense of humour and must be genuine people. I don't meet just anyone and not looking to sleep my way through safefling.I have a great sense of humour and genuine. I'll add more as I think of it.