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Pre-op transgender Looking for some local discreet fun. More than a woman ;) Message me if interested or curious.
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Right gunna fill this out as people getting annoyed with me !!!! Not after a quickie after 2 messages from basically strangers, as I do have standards!!!! Yes I'm newly single so I'm just looking for what's about at the moment and see where it takes me :) oh and I'm a big girl so understand thas not everyone's cuppa tea :) Totally get that ill probably not get any messages now I've said all that lolol No pic no answer
Any petite females fancy a threesome?
Looking for some fun with me and my 6 ft 1 partner.
Women only please!
I like someone older than me to spend time with, dont really know what im looking for, just to talk and see what happens!
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I need a damn good fuck.
Quick, easy.
You walk in to my flat, we get naked, have sex, and foreplay, you leave. Job done.
If you want to make it a regular thing, please do keep in touch.
If you're a time waster, just don't bother contact me.
I'm looking for someone to enjoy sex with who I also like as a person to spend time hanging out and having a laugh with. Not interested in one night stands, just some nsa fun that benefits both parties. If you are in a relationship, married or unhappily married - with or without permission for extra curricula activities - then I'm not for you as I don't play with other people's toys. Oh and guys, a picture of your dick is all well and good but I'd rather see your face to know if I would possibly be attracted to you in the first place and not just see what you're packing in your trousers, no matter how impressive you think it is. As long as you know what to do with it then it would all work out in the end anyway ;)
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
Just looking for a bit of fun, new to this so bare with me with replying! Want a real man who knows what he's doing ;) No I don't want to dress you up as a girl I'm kinky but defo not like that....!! Also I am NOT interested in men who have girlfriends/wife's...stop coming on these sites and show your woman some lovin'!
I am looking for someone for fun sexy and will make me smile and maybe if your that good we might meet now and then for some fun x
FYI - I'm on "friends with benefits" and have one profile only. I'm not a fake I'm fussy as we all have a right to be. Well travelled, confident, gobby and high maintenance but that said I'm great company and not at all modest lol I wanna get stuck in to all that life has to offer. You can read into that what you like!!! I'm a power lifter with a penchant for good lingerie, high heels and tall good looking YOUNGER men. For some reason most of the older divorced chaps are more bitter than un ripened lemons and I can't be doing with it. I have a very sharp and on occasion, acerbic wit and I am not afraid to use it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Honestly just looking for sex no chit chat just sex. If your looking for Kate moss I'm afraid can't help you, I'm more of an adele, but I love my curves and you wouldn't be disappointed. Love oral sex then being rammed hard from behind. Horny all the time can't accom but have a car do can travel. One of my biggest fantasys is to have a MMF so maybe this can happen. And so the profile says I'm not thin!! For gods sake expect it and don't email me if it bothered u!
Hi, Firstly for some reason I appear to be listed as 30, just to be upfront I'm actually a bit older than that, but not loads! I'm looking for someone to have fun with, laugh and enjoy a bit of adult time on a regular basis. I have a stupid sense of humour and try not to take things too seriously, but I appreciate honesty and being upfront. If you think this is something that you can see yourself doing then give me a shout.
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a fuck buddy.not into any1 whos married or got a partner...
Let's see , looking at cock and lots of it that's about it Picture is coming just computer won't let upload says problem
Horny woman looking for some NSA fun. 5'2" 34f gorgeous bod that needs more attention. If you think you are up for the challenge contact me. Guys, please note that I will want to meet socially first, there has to be a mutual attraction there. I won't play on first meet.x