
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof, still get along but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem please move along thanks, also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground x Also sorry but if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. But have come to the conclusion that what you guys say you want and actually want are very different things!! Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call. A guy to meet up with on...
I am married but all intimacy has long since left. Not wanting to rock anyone's boat but need a little fun. Looking for an old fashioned kind of affair. I have to feel an attraction, mental and physical. Good manners, cheeky, sexy smile and confidence are very important to me. There has to be strings whether they are indeed elastic or very long and not into supplementing your sex life with your partner. Not into one night stands, I want more than that, so if all you can offer is sex, then that is not enough for me at this time. Sorry but if you are a smoker that is something I do not want in a potential lover, my preference. I won't send you more pccies of myself because you ask 'nicely'. I don't respond to virtual winks or vulgar, crude pictures not what I want to see thanks. Ideally you are over 6' so I can wear heels, can converse confidently and make me smile. Tactile kinda lady who adores kissing, holding hands, snuggling etc. if we arrange a first meet I shall not be going to bed with you, it is just a meet to see if...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! Also just becos we are perhaps in the 'same situation' does not mean I will jump into bed with you, sorry. However now the positives, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels, but obviously if you are gorgeous I may overlook the height a smidge!! I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be...
Let me start by saying I am married, we still live under the same roof and get along well but the intimacy has gone, so if that gives you a problem I am not for you. Also don't waste your time giving me the moral high ground ! However, a real turn on for me are good manners, a great sense of humour, nice bum in a good pair of jeans, expressive smiley eyes, soft kissable lips (in my opinion obviously) and ideally you are 6' or over so I can wear heels x I tend to find myself attracted to guys who take pride in their appearance, smell good and have impeccable manners. Personally, I don't believe in NSA, as for me there has to something about you that I would want to attach myself to, so perhaps the strings are very long or indeed elastic lol. Confidence is attractive, arrogance is not!! Also if you are a smoker I would not be interested in meeting you, my preference. Ideally looking for that special someone to share fun times with as I love to laugh. Want that tingling feeling again when I get a sexy text or phone call....
Right gunna fill this out as people getting annoyed with me !!!! Not after a quickie after 2 messages from basically strangers, as I do have standards!!!! Yes I'm newly single so I'm just looking for what's about at the moment and see where it takes me :) oh and I'm a big girl so understand thas not everyone's cuppa tea :) Totally get that ill probably not get any messages now I've said all that lolol No pic no answer
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
Honestly just looking for sex no chit chat just sex. If your looking for Kate moss I'm afraid can't help you, I'm more of an adele, but I love my curves and you wouldn't be disappointed. Love oral sex then being rammed hard from behind. Horny all the time can't accom but have a car do can travel. One of my biggest fantasys is to have a MMF so maybe this can happen. And so the profile says I'm not thin!! For gods sake expect it and don't email me if it bothered u!
FYI - I'm on "friends with benefits" and have one profile only. I'm not a fake I'm fussy as we all have a right to be. Well travelled, confident, gobby and high maintenance but that said I'm great company and not at all modest lol I wanna get stuck in to all that life has to offer. You can read into that what you like!!! I'm a power lifter with a penchant for good lingerie, high heels and tall good looking YOUNGER men. For some reason most of the older divorced chaps are more bitter than un ripened lemons and I can't be doing with it. I have a very sharp and on occasion, acerbic wit and I am not afraid to use it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
July 2014 - away now till 12th August We are a couple, one all woman and the other a reasonable imitation (transvestite).......one who prefers to be referred to in the female form, e.g. she not he.............we don't do phone sex, cyber, text etc., just interested in arranging meets with fit guys. Time wasters.......if you ever met them, you'd shoot them! Stay away, please. Barb once had sex in a 1960 mini cooper with two guys but her days of car sex are over! Olivia is a TV, she and I meet as a (female) couple, evening meets at our place only........interested in guys who aren't completely straight and comfortable with a TV actively joining in. We have a preference for smooth, slim guys, very clean shaven faces, showered.......and definitely no beer bellies. Thanks
I can be a bit quite when I first meet someone I don't know, but don't let that put you off. I've been on my own for quite a while now, so I'm looking for some nsa sex fun indoors/outside. I have a good sense of humour & willing to try anything within reason. Hope to hear from you soon! I'm unable to accommodate.
Slim, educated, creative, imaginitive woman who has played it safe with social norms all her life, and who would be appalled at herself for advertising for passion. But you know what? I'm tired of living in my comfort zone... I'm single and I'd love some intimate contact while I'm between relationships...just for fun. I don't fall in love easily and the 'inbetween' stage can last a long time! I'm adventurous, outgoing, stylish.. not looking to meet with lots of men, just one or two who are perhaps committed elsewhere (or not) but need some kind of release every now and again with a discreet woman, be it weekends, weekdays, evening, lunch hours, on the way home..... No strings, no seriousness, just two people, getting together for some laughs, games and adventure.... As many photos as you want are available on request... as long as you don't ask for them in text speak.
Looking for something casual.
Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there.
Married men, someone younger or long distance, as lovely as you may be, aren't really what I'm looking for.
In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with.
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