
I know what kind of site this is, but I am not after sex at the moment just company and friendship. I am a very big girl and joined this site called plenty of weight not "local slags" or "adult cafe" which is also what it is called. I will not reply to people who have no photo as I have put a photo on here so why cant you. I have made some good friends on here before and hope to make some more. Sorry this sounds like a really dull profile but I am nice, kind and caring person...honest!!
I am looking for casual, non exclusive relationships. I am a confident, happy, well-adjusted 40 year old. I have blonde hair, big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (spot the movie)! I signed up to the site 'older for younger' so I am not looking for anyone older than me. I like guys younger than me (not under 22), or near my own age. No exceptions - god loves a trier I know, but everyone has a type. If you're an older guy who ignores this and contacts me anyway, don't be surprised to get the brush off. I also prefer skinny/a little muscle - too many pies is not my thing. If you have no information on your profile, or no pictures, and you message me something inane like 'do you like younger guys then?' or 'hi hun' or 'up for sum fun' - chances are you won't get a response. Just saying. I love having sex (it's true what they say about hitting 40!), and I am willing to try (or have tried) most things. I am not into one night stands (I get to know people before I have sex with them),...
im a down to earth woman, easy going and friendly. love to have a laugh. like cosy nights in with a bottle or two. i love to pleasure a guy. love fun stuff whenever my mood takes me. especially fun outdoors, so if i sound your kind of woman then get in touch! oh and by the way guys, a first message is not can you fuck me! and guys in their 60s, please dont message me
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Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can wait and be patient x
Slim, educated, creative, imaginitive woman who has played it safe with social norms all her life, and who would be appalled at herself for advertising for passion. But you know what? I'm tired of living in my comfort zone... I'm single and I'd love some intimate contact while I'm between relationships...just for fun. I don't fall in love easily and the 'inbetween' stage can last a long time! I'm adventurous, outgoing, stylish.. not looking to meet with lots of men, just one or two who are perhaps committed elsewhere (or not) but need some kind of release every now and again with a discreet woman, be it weekends, weekdays, evening, lunch hours, on the way home..... No strings, no seriousness, just two people, getting together for some laughs, games and adventure.... As many photos as you want are available on request... as long as you don't ask for them in text speak.
discreet and experienced in all situations. ready for some fun without being vulgar. full body means more to handle, loves good perfume and a candle lit bedroom with a bottle of wine to set the mood.
I'm looking for someone who will spoil me with a massage with some oil, knows how to relax and forget the time
Well hello. ....welcome into an insight into the world of Shell. .
I don't have an amazing figure or flat stomach. ..im far from being a model both in age and looks but im me. ..I eat food,I have more skin than i should,I have scars,and Carry tell tale signs of having children. ..
I have a history. . Some people like me. .Some may just tolerate me. ..I have done good and yes bad too despite my naive looks lol. ..
I love my pj's and slippers and shock horror even go out without any makeup on sometimes to put the rubbish out too!!
Im random. .crazy. ..mischievous and immature at times too. ..I don't pretend to be someone I'm not I am what I am. .honest. ..loyal. .. defiantly not shallow minded and my friends describe myself as a" lovely person to know". ..
Im basically looking for an affair with one person who would like to get to know me both in and out of the bedroom dept for fun no drama times only. ..I really do thrive on banter and feel that laughing is an aphrodisiac ,ideally I'm looking for someone who is my age or...
Honestly just looking for sex no chit chat just sex. If your looking for Kate moss I'm afraid can't help you, I'm more of an adele, but I love my curves and you wouldn't be disappointed. Love oral sex then being rammed hard from behind. Horny all the time can't accom but have a car do can travel. One of my biggest fantasys is to have a MMF so maybe this can happen. And so the profile says I'm not thin!! For gods sake expect it and don't email me if it bothered u!
FYI - I'm on "friends with benefits" and have one profile only. I'm not a fake I'm fussy as we all have a right to be. Well travelled, confident, gobby and high maintenance but that said I'm great company and not at all modest lol I wanna get stuck in to all that life has to offer. You can read into that what you like!!! I'm a power lifter with a penchant for good lingerie, high heels and tall good looking YOUNGER men. For some reason most of the older divorced chaps are more bitter than un ripened lemons and I can't be doing with it. I have a very sharp and on occasion, acerbic wit and I am not afraid to use it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
This is a hard part which i dont fancy ,anyway my profile pic was taken quite a while ago.The reason iam on this site to find someone who can fullfill my need.iam really looking forward to move on in my life,as i can see there is no happness.so i think i dont deserve it. Iam looking for a person who is interested in long term relationship.and cos can be a gentleman
Ok im a beautiful sassy Italian blonde who is looking for some action with a stunning fit handsome man, is that you?????? Seriously lol I am a mum of a very special child. I am also working hard down the gym with my trainer to get the strength to keep up with one of you lucky guys lol ... I have had allot of experience with relationships and I now know which men I should not have gone for. I am a happy go lucky girl and would like entertainment , good fun, fine food , respect, good conversation with a man who is honest moralistic and truthful i do not like lies!. I am a very spiritual girl and am looking to regain the light I have lost in my life over the last 10 years. But first I want lots of FUN!!!! am I for you?