
I am looking for casual, non exclusive relationships. I am a confident, happy, well-adjusted 40 year old. I have blonde hair, big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (spot the movie)! I signed up to the site 'older for younger' so I am not looking for anyone older than me. I like guys younger than me (not under 22), or near my own age. No exceptions - god loves a trier I know, but everyone has a type. If you're an older guy who ignores this and contacts me anyway, don't be surprised to get the brush off. I also prefer skinny/a little muscle - too many pies is not my thing. If you have no information on your profile, or no pictures, and you message me something inane like 'do you like younger guys then?' or 'hi hun' or 'up for sum fun' - chances are you won't get a response. Just saying. I love having sex (it's true what they say about hitting 40!), and I am willing to try (or have tried) most things. I am not into one night stands (I get to know people before I have sex with them),...
im a down to earth woman, easy going and friendly. love to have a laugh. like cosy nights in with a bottle or two. i love to pleasure a guy. love fun stuff whenever my mood takes me. especially fun outdoors, so if i sound your kind of woman then get in touch! oh and by the way guys, a first message is not can you fuck me! and guys in their 60s, please dont message me
Well hello. ....welcome into an insight into the world of Shell. .
I don't have an amazing figure or flat stomach. ..im far from being a model both in age and looks but im me. ..I eat food,I have more skin than i should,I have scars,and Carry tell tale signs of having children. ..
I have a history. . Some people like me. .Some may just tolerate me. ..I have done good and yes bad too despite my naive looks lol. ..
I love my pj's and slippers and shock horror even go out without any makeup on sometimes to put the rubbish out too!!
Im random. .crazy. ..mischievous and immature at times too. ..I don't pretend to be someone I'm not I am what I am. .honest. ..loyal. .. defiantly not shallow minded and my friends describe myself as a" lovely person to know". ..
Im basically looking for an affair with one person who would like to get to know me both in and out of the bedroom dept for fun no drama times only. ..I really do thrive on banter and feel that laughing is an aphrodisiac ,ideally I'm looking for someone who is my age or...
July 2014 - away now till 12th August We are a couple, one all woman and the other a reasonable imitation (transvestite).......one who prefers to be referred to in the female form, e.g. she not he.............we don't do phone sex, cyber, text etc., just interested in arranging meets with fit guys. Time wasters.......if you ever met them, you'd shoot them! Stay away, please. Barb once had sex in a 1960 mini cooper with two guys but her days of car sex are over! Olivia is a TV, she and I meet as a (female) couple, evening meets at our place only........interested in guys who aren't completely straight and comfortable with a TV actively joining in. We have a preference for smooth, slim guys, very clean shaven faces, showered.......and definitely no beer bellies. Thanks
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
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Couple young 60's
Looking for a decent older homely type gent, 60 plus. We are just an ordinary couple, we dont go to clubs, drink or smoke, we are clean respectable and easy going. We are looking for an unmarried gent with the same qualities to share some nice times with both at our place and theirs for threesomes/twosomes, by the way my husband is not gay, but is happy to explore his bi side if the moment is right, we are open minded and are happy to go with the flow. As for one on one, that is ok as long as you understand only if my husband has already met you, but we are looking for threesomes at first,by the way we do not do anything behind each others backs so please dont ask there is no point.
.Thanks for reading.
Wendy
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Hi guys... about me.... well... married mother looking for whats missing at home I supose. Im a BBW with tattoos and a sense of humour... im not in to seeing your dick pics so dont bother sending me them. Looking for someone with mutual attraction... lets chat see if we get along and then meets..I wont enter into convo unless I see a face pic too... thats not me being shallow just need to know who im chatting with.
Will complete this soon.... and maybe add a short video!!!
Looking for NSA fun only as already married LOL.
Like to find someone who is quite well endowed for a change!
Any age.... hope I'm not too old for some of you, discretion required, can travel locally or accomodate when husband at work!!!
I filter out profiles without pictures.
Also interested in someone experienced in giving good sexual massage!