I am a single mum who has been locked away for far to long :)
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
I kind caring and honest looking for my right and I will be horny as and when I want to be
Hi, update, winks tend to be ignored and mass deleted. Well me.. totally single, straight, larger lady with curves. Love kissing, eroticism, stokes, touching, massages. I also don't want you to get up and leave straight away. Post play cuddles can be good and can even change to pre play. I I do not drive but can accommodate. Not a sub nor a dom as I think sex should be pleasurable without humiliation. Old enough to know what I like and what I don't and not afraid to tell you. I expect you to be the same in that regard. Ideally looking for a regular playmate rather than notches on my bed. Always freshly showered for a meet and expect you to be fresh and clean too. Will only play safe. No condom means no play Now you.... straight, non smoker, not have a hairy back. Not have facial hair, (stubble is ok). Being Single is the only way you get to play with me. If you are married, then sorry not for me. Ideally aged between 37-53. you need to be able to travel to me Meet or coffee or drink 1st to see if we have a mutual...
Okay, you win. So, let me explain. I have a penchant for the younger man, therefore I joined a site called Cougardate and although it referred to casual dating, it did not publicise itself as a sex site. However, since joining I have become aware that Cougar is just one of many sites sitting under the same umbrella i.e. MatchDotCum, (alright, I made that one up, but you get the idea!!!). Anyway, it seems only right and proper to state here that I don't do NSA, casual, one night stands or friends with benefits. I'm just an old fashioned girl with standards. I am doing this to save your time and also reduce the number of no so friendly replies when I politely say thank you but I am not interested :( M x
Looking for a fuck buddy must be pretty much local not married/attached and be able to accommodate As I can't always accommodate. Must know how to make a woman squirt Because I love it Please don't be offended if I don't reply your Either not for me or too far away
I'm a fun sexy female just looking at the moment. I am 5//8 slim and tanned I have long streaked hair dark brown eyes.I'm on the look out for bloke with nice body n must av tattoos on shoulders , chest n top of arms they look so sexy
Hello sexy man!! I would like to meet someone nice that would treat me like a lady... I love a man bit more older than me... besides that im still young but my education comes from old generation so im full off passion and care and i have got plenty off love to give if u treat me right xx
I like rough sex. Lots of hair pulling, biting and slapping. I'm amazing with my mouth. I'd be the best oral you'll ever have!
Unhappily married. Don't want to just be a fwb/fuck buddy either. I'm a good laugh, like having fun and getting out and have decided there must be more to life than this. I'm a size 18/20 bbw so if you'd like to have fun with someone who isn't a stick insect message me
What am I looking for? I will know when I find it. Sorry no pic no reply.
Hardworking girl looking for abit of fun...
Recently divorced so not looking for a long term relationship at the minute, I am enjoying my newly earned single life.
Love my holidays in the sun, work for myself so can take as many and as often as I like....
Don't have a particular type of guy, as long as he is fit...
Don't fill my message box with winks...I won't reply...
And please note my age.....I don't want anyone in their 50,s..60,s..and definately not 70,s....get real...
Update:....
Married men only please.....have found that you single guys are either too clingy and possessive or too tight...or both.!!!!.
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Older men turn me on. I'm initially up for naughty email and chat and then more if I get to know you better :-) I'm married, so not looking for a relationship, just discreet dirty fun.
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel.
Sue x
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel.
I'm a considerate, warm, affectionate and tactile person who adores the closeness of being with a man, whether it be in bed or just kissing in stolen moments.
I find it hard to meet during the day but can do some nights within reason.
Ideally you will want more than a notch on your bedpost but less than a wife - something inbetween is ideal
Sue x
PS. I'm having a break for a while - thanks to all I've chatted to but I need to back off for a while.
Please do not message as I won't read them x
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel. If you get an automated reply then yes, you've been filtered. Please don't continue to wink or message as I'll have to block which I don't like doing.
I'm a considerate, warm, affectionate and tactile person who adores the closeness of being with a man, whether it be in bed or just kissing in stolen moments.
I find it hard to meet during the day but can do some nights within reason.
Ideally you will want more than a notch on your bedpost but less than a wife - something inbetween is ideal
Sue x
PS. I'm having a rest for a...
Hello.... being the plonka that i am.... ive stubled across this site(whatever this ones called) purely by accident thinking it was perhaps a dating site for people with a little ... well, shall we say... excess baggage! (mainly because the site i thought id joined was called 'Plenty of Weight') and infact these companies spread ya profile far and wide and ive somehow ended up on sites id never have joined should i have known its mostly for NSA sex.!.. but
image my shock when i saw all the cocks! (as profile photos)... lol.. that rhymes
anyway back to my profile..... ive decided, against my better judgement to leave my account open.. even though im after something more serious than a quick roll in the hay!
why?.. you might well ask....
im hoping there might just be a few really nice men out there that are getting sick of.. 'sowing their wild oats' with everyone!..... and would like to meet a very sexy but very loyal young lady to sow their oats with....
im really looking for a serious relationship, and i know this is proberly the worst place to find one and proberly this hasn't been my smartest move...
50 + someone for regular meets
I am here for a fun flirty dirty naughty time the naughtier the better