Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...
Been on here before and had some great meets. i hope i meet some fit sexy men who can fulfil my sexual appetite.Only nsa fun required.
Looking for saucy chat naughty fun x
PLEASE READ PROFILE
We don't need to do this, we enjoy doing it.
Please don't bother "winking"
Married woman. Like to chat on here. No one under fifty thanks.It will be a night out for the three of us to meet and get to chat. Then if we all like each other we get down to enjoying each others bodies. My husband and I have a wonderful sex life. Need you to add an extra pair of hands and tongue.
My husband is straight.
Have a urge to try a threesome with you and my husband.We are together on this quest as a couple plus one. NONE SMOKERS ONLY PLEASE. DON'T CALL ME BABE,HUN,ETC.DONT TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A SEXUAL REMARK. .BE OVER 30. DONT WINK. DONT ASK FOR MORE PICTURES.
WILLING TO JOIN A THREESOME. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAIL ME USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAKE IT MORE THAN ONE LINE. MUST EVENTUALLY HAVE FACE PICTURE. THANKS BOYS
Looking for nsa, some fun and excitment. No expectations but who knows what may happen. I wont answer anyone who does not have a picture and dont answer winks either. So if you want to chat and see what happens, you know what to do........ Happy hunting x
Hi I'm a sexy, blonde, 5ft 6, who loves to have fun, has a good sense of humour and and loves to chat and socialise.
Hi im Amanda Am i going to list my life, loves and fetishes on here? No. Do i suffer fools? No So if your a fool you will suffer. I look forward to hearing from you ;)
Professional woman looking for some NSA fun. Looking for a regular partner. Not just one night stands. Must be able to turn me on mentally as well as physically, not one for just meeting up and jumping straight into the sack. I need to connect as I have a very demanding job and home life. Don't get me wrong, all the effort will be worth it, high sex drive and very demanding! If you can keep up then drop me a line
Hello! Update again! I'm 28 and in a relationship, my partner knows and we have a very open relationship (we've been together 6 years). I'm plus size (20)so please only contact me if you are attracted to curvy women. I've had a lot of experience with bdsm and group meetings (3-8 people at a time) and just had loads of fun really! Anyway I'm looking for someone fun and exciting that isn't scared to take risks and have fun. Someone who knows truly about bdsm and the skill and effort it takes to make it amazing. I'd like someone to go to sex parties with that isn't afraid to have fun with others. Someone who can stimulate my mind and body. Especially my mind. Someone who can turn me on. Not looking for a quick fuck, had plenty of those. If you want something specific you have to be able to ask and not be afraid to! I've had experience with paid work, porn, parties, dungeons etc. Don't let the cute face deceive you. I want a man that isn't afraid of confident women, someone who is attracted to bigger women that actually enjoys that and finds it sexy. Not...
I'm a curvy girl so if you dont like meat on ur women move along son. Cutting to the chase want amazinggghhhhhhg sex. No cop outs talk is cheap but stayimg up and keeping up is hard. No stupid attempts at being wined and dined lets not screw about we know why we are on here Not a fan of a million questions but if you can hold a decent conversation I will converse. Also do not send me messages along the line of "I've always wanted to fuck a black girl" im not a novelty and definitely not interested. Have a strict no bullshit policy so cut it out. Also nobody over 40 not looking for a daddy ;). Anything else ask me P.S: Hate getting oral definitely not my thing lol!!!!! Bee x
Back again................ Still none the wiser as to what I'm after, sometimes I think I want a relationship, sometimes just friends with benefits............I do know that I have to find a man physically and intellectually attractive. One night/no strings is not really my thing and definitely not interested in anybody who is married or in a relationship. Would need to see a recent face pic before I agree to meet, obviously willing to share mine too. PLEASE READ THE ABOVE BEFORE MESSAGING ME
hi, I'm Gail, I'm lady of few words but a woman of action! Looking for younger men who have got a bit of conversation as well as being naughty. I like someone with a bit of intelligence, a sense of humour and must be genuine people. I don't meet just anyone and not looking to sleep my way through safefling.I have a great sense of humour and genuine. I'll add more as I think of it.
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
Hi I am going to say it as it is I haven't been in a relationship for over 6 years and that means sex free for that time and although im not looking for a relationship nor am I looking for a one night stand that is something I have never done and will never do so I guess you can say I am looking for a friend with benefits its either that or join the nunnery.....no married men and no one showing there willy thank you.xx
Just to update, I read all my messages and respond accordingly. I am not interested in couples or threesomes. I am sensitive in the right area. Loves to talk dirty, which girl doesn't like to be spoilt pampered and enjoy nice gifts. I am up for a laugh and looking for a fun person.
I'm looking for fun, at first, with a view to seeing where it can lead to ...... Also like being told what to do, within reason .....
HI IM JO IM LOOKING FOR SOME DISCREET FUN........... I DO HOW EVER HAVE A HUSBAND BUT I LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN ON THE SIDE ........... THIS MUST BE ABLE TO FIT IN AROUND MY BUSY SCHEDULE WITH HAVING KIDS AND RUNNING MY OWN BUSINESS...... YES I WORK FOR ANN SUMMER'S HOSTING LOTS OF FEMALE PARTIES ........ SO IF YOU THINK UR RIGHT FOR THE FUN I WANT THEN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE THANKS........
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone, preferably that someone would be local to enable spontaneous meets!! Just me no husband involved! Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are under 50 years old, and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways lol Warning. ..... you may be subjected to sarcasm!!!!!
Am looking for some regular nsa fun with someone local. (That means I am actually into meets not just chat, but I do need to chat first before a meet) Just me no husband involved! (And no he doesn't know I am on here) Dont bother to contact me if you have a photo of your penis showing, it is not an attraction for me! (That means DONT waste your time contacting me)... do you know how many are on here???? From ALL ages!!! No no no I cant take seeing any more of those pictures... but if you have a sexy body or legs shot well hello to you ;-) ps... sorry but I am only interested in guys who are UNDER 50 years old, update... right obviously this isn't clear to some people!!! This means under 50 say hello, over 50 dont bother.. lol (unless you like the zoo!!!!) Is that any clearer!!!! and pleeeease have a sense of humour... here for fun in all ways. Oh and another thing... non-smokers only please... Am I being too fussy here???? Lol