just on here for a bit of fun, im 32 with 42 dd's and love sharing pics. Online fun to begin with and possible meets for right person or people. Only interested in older men age 50 plus so please dont bother me unless you are above this age thanks. i am very sub and love to be dominated and told what to do, into the very kinky and dirty stuff and love to be talked to and treated like a cheap slut, so if your the soft and passionate type im really not for you lol.
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
just want a good fucking really
Young 51 big boobs big bum looking to explore my sexual side! Not looking for anyone married or in a relationship. Would like to be braver!
If you want to know more let me know xx
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...
Hi I'm looking for NSA fun, I love everything about sex every position, oral giving as well as receiving love passionate, hot, hard n steamy sex, love watching porn seriously dnt no y it bothers other women, looking for someone who can make me scream wiv pleasure!! Pics av brown hair but gone blonde now, would like to meet a guy av a drink n c wot happens really profiles r so boring aren't they ha, love looking at profiles especially wiv saucy pics makes me very horny mmmmm yes wot I would give to b riding cowgirl rite now............even tho I love sex I can't just drop everything to meet ya I've got priorities so the only way would b to properly arrange it
My name is Tina from manchester and this us all so very new
BBW Lovers?????
I'm a fun sexy female just looking at the moment. I am 5//8 slim and tanned I have long streaked hair dark brown eyes.I'm on the look out for bloke with nice body n must av tattoos on shoulders , chest n top of arms they look so sexy
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...
Hi im a busy lady and can only do weekday daytime meets.
im seeking ns dis fun with only one regular man, nothing heavy ,
U can ask me anything, I might not always answer lol,
I like to have a laugh and see if there is any connection, go out for lunch or just a cofee,
I cannot accommodate sorry,
No smokers thankyou. Please don't message me if u haven't a profile or a pic,or if u have a penis pic as I like to keep that to the bedroom as a treat, if u do I will just delete.
P.S must have hair on head but none on face xxx
ALSO yes I am married so if your offended u think it's not right don't contact me.
Oh and your not the only one that likes ladies ;)))) X
DO NOT WINK AT ME AS I JUST DELIETE THEM
P.S. CAN'T MEET DURING SCHOIL HOLIDAYS
Looking for friendship, like going out for a drink maybe a meal, then coming home for lots of fun.
I do have a voracious sexual appetite, so need a younger man and I mean a little younger than me, need him to keep me satisfied.
Please do not wink, or add me to your Favorites list if we don't talk, it really seems pointless.
I like a man to be shaved very smooth in the lower regions, as this heightens the pleasure.
Also personal hygiene a must.
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
I like rough sex. Lots of hair pulling, biting and slapping. I'm amazing with my mouth. I'd be the best oral you'll ever have!
Ok a little bit about me.. Well I'm 23 years old and live my life to the fullest..
I work as a care assistant in a nursing home.. Yawn!!! Boring job..
Really want to travel the world and enjoy myself..
Love going out with friends and having a laugh..
I'm just your average good time girl x
Honest, Happy and here for ltr ...thats long term reationship.That's if I find the right possibly Down to earth,attentive and sexually compatible guy I seek!! x
Be gentle with me....sometimes :P
I like to think I'm open-minded and want to see what this is all about...
Update: I'm not interested in anyone who's married or in a relationship, or anyone over 45. And when I say I'm not interested, I'm afraid I really do mean it.
Good luck and happy hunting :) x
I keep getting asked what I am looking for so here goes;- A guy who is well mannered, intelligent, articulate (If you can't spell it, then you are not for me), preferably over 40 (rules are made to be broken), preferably no young children, decent looking over 5ft 8 slimmish/athletic build.
I want one guy not a string of casual meets, who I can see on a regular basis mainly weekends, so probably best if you live within an hours drive of me.
I love weekends away, nights in and out and lazy Sundays in bed!
I would be no good playing second fiddle, so married guys and guys in relationships are not for me.
Flattered though I am by the attention of younger guys (20's and 30's), I do want to go out for dinner and the like, so ask yourself if you are ok dating an older woman, and yes I do look my age !
Im not really into saucy chat and texts I much prefer the real thing, but do enjoy getting to know someone.
If your chat up line is fancy a fuck or do you want to suck this then please pass me by,...
hi, I'm Gail, I'm lady of few words but a woman of action! Looking for younger men who have got a bit of conversation as well as being naughty. I like someone with a bit of intelligence, a sense of humour and must be genuine people. I don't meet just anyone and not looking to sleep my way through safefling.I have a great sense of humour and genuine. I'll add more as I think of it.
Back again................ Still none the wiser as to what I'm after, sometimes I think I want a relationship, sometimes just friends with benefits............I do know that I have to find a man physically and intellectually attractive. One night/no strings is not really my thing and definitely not interested in anybody who is married or in a relationship. Would need to see a recent face pic before I agree to meet, obviously willing to share mine too. PLEASE READ THE ABOVE BEFORE MESSAGING ME