As it would appear most of the men on here are illiterate or can't be bothered to read profiles before messaging people.....I'm not looking for casual sex, f**k buddies or friends with benefits, I'm looking for a relationship if I find someone attractive, intelligent and in good physical shape.... a beer gut and man boobs doesn't count as muscle guys so don't waste your time messaging me because you won't get a reply.....I'm not looking for a husband but I am looking for more than just sex....please note I'm not on here because I'm desperate.... I'm on here because I'm choosy lol
P.S...If you don't have a photo (of your face) then don't waste my time or yours......and I have filters set because of the sheer volume of messages I get sent. x
P.S In case you missed it the first time....I'M NOT LOOKING FOR RANDOM SEX WITH A MULTITUDE OF PARTNERS!!
Im single bubbly friendly woman whos after some fun x im a size 16 x
im a big girl looking for older men
Friendly, gsoh, cuddly and adventurous and hot blooded (little bossy) would like to chat with intelligent SINGLE guy who can hold a conversation with a view to meet.
I like most things life has to offer such as going to the cinema, restaurants, visiting old and new places and love the outdoors and weekends away at the coast and many other places TBA ;-)
Looking for a tall (over 5'8'') guy around my own age (over 43) who's active, assertive and definitely in good working order ;-D who can meet my requirements in all aspects of life.
Well aware what type of sites we are all on but after reading the guys profiles there are all types of people on here and we're all looking for some intimate, passion etc so hopefully this will catch someone attention.
Not looking for...
winks or one word conversation,
private or multiple partner photo,
NSF, casual sex, orgies, dogging
OR
Married men.
Sorry if I don't reply because I may think we are not a good match or you haven't a completed profile.
Prefer a good completed profile with good grammar etc.. Pet hate-obvious bad spelling and or text speak (leave that for the...
Looking for male friend in and out of the bedroom for regular meets and see how it goes but not into nsf prefer one to one. Like getting out and about visiting old and new places, love films, (cinema or dvd's) walks, visits to coast and weekends away and lots more. Like tall (5'10'' plus) non smoking guys around my own age (especially early 50's) within 15 miles of Leeds, closer the better. Happy to send pic after chatting. ps i'm not a gym bunny (few love handles), do look after myself and don't smoke.
Ok i thort i wud have a go at doing my profile, but I dunt reely know wot to say Im a single mum i got a daughter and this sounds kinda sad i live wiv my mum lol Im not looking for anything serius just sum nsa fun, sum guys i have been wiv think im a bit freeky but thats there problem lol I get asked if i have been dogging and tbh yea i have no details on here tho Not sure wot else to say probably alredy said too much Byeeeeee x
not looking for one-nighters. looking for one regular exclusive special friend. if that leads to more, thats fine with me. I'm not married, living with anyone or even dating anyone, so it would be better if you were totally single aswell. NOT INTO MARRIED MEN WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION IS. sorry.
if you're easily offended, please do not message me, because I really will say it as it is. you see, I can actually have a conversation because I'm real
Think I also need to point out that I don't want to be anyones Dom or Sub, that's not the site I joined.
bit of an insight into me......... bit daft?? of course sometimes. stupid??? never. So please don't try and pull the wool over my eyes.
saw something funny yesterday "if your happy and you know it, thank your ex". made me chuckle
Please have a pic of your face available, otherwise I'll automatically think you're not single ..........
Wow, how many more excuses can guys come up with for not having a pic?
"One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else" x
I'll add more to this...
HI , outgoing confident active fun loving woman hoping to gel with a genuine guy x
hi work commitments,and unsocial hours prevent from having relationship,ideally looking for a regular friend for fun,not after lots of one nighters,im single,,looking to meet ,over drinks etc,see if the chemistry is there,so send me a message if this could be youxx
Fed up of mainsteam dating sites and trying to find a decent long term relationship. Seems that everyone is only after one thing and they hide it behind an 'honest and sincere' profile - so I reckon if you can't beat em join em!! Looking for no strings fun and excitement with someone who is not interested in multiple partners, but some regular fun with a passionate and tactile lady. Just because i'm looking for some fun does not mean I will entertain any Tom, Dick or Harry - I will be choosy and I do need to have a connection with someone I am intimate with. Please don't bother sending me messages with descriptions of your manhood or what you would like to do with me as its the biggest turn off in my book. If any of this floats your boat, it will be good to hear from you.
Looking for a threesome with a male and female never done it before but would like to. Always hot and horny
HI IM JO IM LOOKING FOR SOME DISCREET FUN........... I DO HOW EVER HAVE A HUSBAND BUT I LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN ON THE SIDE ........... THIS MUST BE ABLE TO FIT IN AROUND MY BUSY SCHEDULE WITH HAVING KIDS AND RUNNING MY OWN BUSINESS...... YES I WORK FOR ANN SUMMER'S HOSTING LOTS OF FEMALE PARTIES ........ SO IF YOU THINK UR RIGHT FOR THE FUN I WANT THEN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE THANKS........
Tall and blonde....but not ditsy !!
If you like a real woman to hold and love....look no further, this BBW is ready for some hot loving!!!! I'm hot n' horny and looking for a man to satisfy me. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes. I'm looking for someone to satisfy me and if you can do that I will send you away with a very big smile on your face!! IF YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO COMPLETE YOUR OWN PROFILE OR ADD A PICTURE DON'T BOTHER CONTACTING ME...I WILL DELETE YOU IMMEDIATELY
I'm looking for someone that's.....fat. forties and fanciable.....for chat and a laugh. Then see where it leads.
Not into one night stands or young blokes.
Never really tried this sort of thing before but feel disillusioned by relationships so thought- why not? I would describe myself as someone who's quite shy at first but I come out of my shell (especially after a drink!) I'm intelligent and literate with a good sense of humour, a huge range of interests and I can talk about almost anything. Aside from that I'm bisexual, fairly sexually adventurous and do have a kinky streak (but nothing too out there!) I'm a full figured size 18 with DD boobs. I have a very high sex drive and I must admit I sometimes can't go for long without cock... I guess I just love it too much! ;) I'm very curious to try having sex with older men as this is something I've never experienced and a bit of a fantasy for me... I also would love a threesome with two guys and if I'm honest the thought of a gangbang is a huge turn on too... another fantasy is to visit a swingers club so if anyone reading has any experience in this I would be a 'willing student'. I also enjoy the idea of a role play where a...
Honestly, I'm looking for a relationship, but happy for some fun on the way!! I prefer the younger man, so please don't be offended if I don't respond to anyone older. I also don't respond to anyone without a pic or anyone attached or married!
Hi guys I'm young very fun and bubbly always up for a great time i am a PLUS SIZE lady size 18 I do have pictures but don't have them up on here as I'm discrete so if you want to chat else where I'm happy to send pics etc. Tall brown skin and a bubbly personality hope to hear from you guys soon xx
im a loving careing person i got brown hair with high lights blue eyes size 10 a36 c bust like to have a laugh and a joke like going out going to the movies dvds and love cosy got my heart broke im just chatting at the mo would be nice to meet sumone nice x
Hello.... being the plonka that i am.... ive stubled across this site(whatever this ones called) purely by accident thinking it was perhaps a dating site for people with a little ... well, shall we say... excess baggage! (mainly because the site i thought id joined was called 'Plenty of Weight') and infact these companies spread ya profile far and wide and ive somehow ended up on sites id never have joined should i have known its mostly for NSA sex.!.. but
image my shock when i saw all the cocks! (as profile photos)... lol.. that rhymes
anyway back to my profile..... ive decided, against my better judgement to leave my account open.. even though im after something more serious than a quick roll in the hay!
why?.. you might well ask....
im hoping there might just be a few really nice men out there that are getting sick of.. 'sowing their wild oats' with everyone!..... and would like to meet a very sexy but very loyal young lady to sow their oats with....
im really looking for a serious relationship, and i know this is proberly the worst place to find one and proberly this hasn't been my smartest move...