I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
like to chat and see what we have in common. Can be naughty with the right person. Looking for more than a one night stand sorry! I also dont want just cam sex, prefer the real thing! I have a great life and want to have a more active life if you know what I mean! Have been working too hard for too long. Only interested in meeting guys for nice times and not just a quickie wam bam had it, done it and still wear the tshirt for wet competitions.....only joking. I am keen to meet a sexy guy who is also great company and can stimulate mentally as well as physically. Sorry not into dating married men. If you are looking for the same get in touch - have fun and be happy x I also like many of us have a few role play fantasies x lol
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first but could develop into something special later). I am a real person who is only interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey and I wouldn't change it for the world. Most of you guys have been wonderful, thank you xx xx xx Complementary therapy, colour consultancy and assessing business subjects for a college is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for back waxing, hopi ear for ENT problems or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or relaxation, feel free to ask....
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly at first possibly develop into something special later). I am a real person who is interested in men who treat women with respect rather than as a thing to shag. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? It's been a great journey. Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. Anyone making suggestive comments will be automatically ignored. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I respond to polite messages, winks are deleted and I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I am on this site for a relationship (friendly to start with leading to something more serious). Please read this and digest. I am NOT interested in NSA, FWB, one night stands, threesomes, or to be for anyone's selfish enjoyment. I am a real person looking for someone who is genuine. Fed up with crude messages, they will be automatically deleted. I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here, addicted and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesome hook up, been invited to a nudist spa and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? Thank you to all you polite men. Complementary therapy and colour consultancy is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. If you have a need for hopi ear for ear, nose, throat problems, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask. I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face rather than...
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
I want a guy who is different from the norm and Im not talking about the bedroom. I like a guy who is intelligent. Dresses well and smells good and looks after himself. Must be tall and a non smoker. Must be over 50. Not into young guys. I know this may sound rather off putting to a lot of guys but this is what turns me on. Sorry but not interested in a married guy as not much fun being second choice all the time. At the end of the day, it is all down to mutual attraction - saves a lot of time wasting. I want to be wined and dined and be kept amused by your personality and charm. I really would like a relationship, intially not 24/7 but who knows we might get along very well and that could alter. In return we will have a very exciting liaison. Full of fun, intrigue and good sex. I am very tactile. I have a warm nature, although reading my profile it doesnt seem to come over that way. Also I like to wear nice lingerie, stockings and heels.
Hi, I'm single looking for fun and excitement in my life.
I want to explore my naughty wild side and would like someone to show me the way.
Now here is where you all run away, to described me, I am what most people would call voluptuous, buxom and curvy.
Sorry not into threesomes or same sex coupling.
anyone black, Asian or mixed race PLEASE do not message me so to save my time and yours respect my wishes. Id like to add im not a racist.
So if you don't mind your ladies with curves in all the right places give me nudge.
Hey there Thanks for looking at my profile. I am looking for someone to have some regular fun with, like a friend with benefits or fuck buddy. Im able to accommodate at times and really enjoy sucking on a big hard cock. If you are looking for a girl with boobs and curves then look no further! My boobs are a size 40f and dress size 18. Id also like to point out that I am bi-curious so would be up for playing with another girl or with a couple with a bi or bi curious girl. My dislikes are: guys with hairy cocks! Im not going to suck you off if you have a bush down there! My likes: big cocks - well.... a good 6" minimum! lol. I also like having sex outdoors and really need to christen my car... perhaps you could help me? Anything else you would like to know feel free to message me I also have kik Please make sure you have a face picture when messaging me or if you dont then could you please email me one x