Pre-op transgender Looking for some local discreet fun. More than a woman ;) Message me if interested or curious.
A big thank you for all the messages, there has been alot so apologies if I've not been able to reply ....but winks are a waste of time...lol
Hi, I'm pretty relaxed, discreet and work varied hours, so little time to go meet people for some fun..
Got to say hate full on shots guys, you think it looks good, not alot of the time...if you don't have a great love of self respect then move on...
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
I'm looking for a tall sexy fun loving guy to enjoy London and see what happens. I have an hour glass figure, blue eyes and dark brown hair. I love trying new things, good coffee, picnics in the park, wandering and people watching! The irony is I'm not interested in seeing cock pics. Your face is what will attract me first, eyes and voice.
I enjoy lots of things and I can be very adventurous with the right guy. There should still be some mystery left in all things, some anticipation, some chase and excitement.
I'm not looking for one offs or jerk offs. If something more happens then great but I don't meet and get naked first... I'm not sure what other sites this one is attached to but I'm sure it is....
Winks or messages all good. If I get back to you, let's go. If not, don't be offended, that's life! It happens to us all..
***** Please don't email me if you are married.. I am NOT interested. Also please read the specifics, I DON'T go for short guys, over 5ft11 please, 6ft+ so much better. We all have our desires, so respect mine and don't...
Chloe-Slut has yet to add her profile.
I am looking for a regular lover to satisfy my sexual needs... and the possibility of furthering/developing my career in the accounting field (I need experience as a junior accountant), can you help??. NOT your average Latina, I am very discreet, highly employable, professional, well spoken, hardworking and intelligent individual looking for a mentor and a lover in the North West London area or nearby. Please note that I DO NOT MIND if you are married/have a partner, I have NO INTENTION of interfering with someone's marriage or relationship and would never expect anything more than mutual satisfaction in the bedroom. I really want something uncomplicated and drama free. I also want to explore some fantasies along with exploring yours. I can be very sweet but also have a light kinky side. I miss the warmth that comes with close intimacy with someone, looking into each others eyes, going sweet and slow at times and fast and hard at other times...long kisses, some spanking... but there has to be a special connection, something along the lines of "friends with benefits". I imagine working somewhat together and sneaking off for a quickie at times, at other times it may just be...
Hi, single and looking for fun.
A friend and lover, a man with brain as well as balls...call me ageist but young men do not do it for me, I prefer mature and knowledgeable.
Treat me with respect and we will get along famously, if you are crass and uncouth we will get nowhere and you will get nothing...
Just so you all know :
- I am not interested in any guy younger than 40 years old
_ I am not interested in smokers
_ I am not interested in married, attached or have a girl friend but looking for sex guys
_ If you are one of the many with cock pictures on your profile you are not for me either.
_ Only interested in local people, for real meets, not just talking about it...
_ Last but not least, winks will just be deleted.
Have fun
Hi i have been on this site since October 2009 and have made many fab friends along the way and chat to lots of you guys daily.
If you are only after sex please do not contact me as your answer will be NO from me. And chat i wont even consider if there is no profile pic from you or it's a cock pic.
I hope you like the cheeky pics but it's look and NOT touch i'm afraid which i know some of you like, i am looking for chat on line only but not rude, just fun chat because this profile is on more than one type of site and no i am NOT over 50 either! or looking for any physical contact. .
Some of you may say well then say why put up Erotic pics well my answer is this. There are people out there who appreicate being able to look and NOT touch. If this is not you well then there are plenty of women on here who will be only to willing to fit in with what you are looking for.
I am not here for the majority but the minority. If i'm...
I want a part time lover..a weekend lover with a high sex drive .... No facial hair and over 6' (only safe sex)
I am blonde, sexy and totally slutty - I'm sure the men (and few women) from this site that I had to abuse me will vouch for me! My (straight) boyfriend will be there to watch. I can't accommodate, but happy to go to a hotel or travel. Friday and Saturday nights work best for me in general, but can do other times on occasions. No sex. No oral. No wanking. Yes, I know that is restrictive. Sorry! However, if you are interested in tying me up (I'm starting to develop a real fetish for chains!), gagging me and blindfolding me and would like to gently cane/whip me and then fuck me with a dildo, then get in touch. I will cum and cum and cum and god, do I moan! Very interested in unusual locations - I fantasize about disused warehouses. May be interested in an audience too.
Sweet and down 2 earth and is out for a laugh but a bit naughty 2 lol if u wanna no more pls ask ?
Hello Friends
I am ROSSY mix race transgender , your dream girl , you want to fuck .
about me , i am short sexy and slutty . Got lovely boobs bra size 34c , smooth body and tight bum for you to fuck whole night lol .
i am pure bottom girl who is passive and submissive too , like baby doll.
i love wearing stocking , high heels and dark lipstick.
i want you to take me to ur bed room , slowly kiss my lips and put light offf. Then hole my waist and start kissing , i love french kiss , tongue to tongue and then slowly put me on bed and start kissing my ears , neck and then my boobs . slowly release my bra , and then start cupping my boobs and then kiss and suck my nipples , while sucking on my dark brown nipples , i feel ur mosit finger on my my bum cheeks , fingering my bum . i get very hot and i felt ur rock hard cock in ur boxer. while kissing you put my hand under ur boxer short , i hold ur cock and slolwy...
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a fuck buddy.not into any1 whos married or got a partner...
im a fun loving girl a little bit shy at times but dont like 2 b messed around
woudnt mind coples ffm mmf tied up pussy eating
so there no time wasted I DO NOT DO ANLE OR WATERSPORTS
Cool woman seeks one cool man.
Can't accommodate but will travel within reason.
Prefer N. Londoners as its easier to meet up.
Looking for a guy who wants some unselfish, filthy fun. I aim to please and you need to do so too. There are two people involved in sex, if you aren't aware of that then please jog on. I am not really interested in anyone under the age of 25 regardless of what your experience might be. Please don't bother me if you are in a relationship or married. I am not really into banging all and sundry so would like a lover that I can experiment with etc. I should point out that although you maybe spontaneous I will suggest we meet initially on mutual ground just to ensure you are who you say you are and we actually fancy each other otherwise it just gets awkward. Anyway if you've chosen to read through my waffle, feel free to message me. For the record I am looking for a fuck buddy, friends with benefits type scenario. One night stands are not for me, unless you're shit then it's not a one night stand you're just not great in bed! For your information, I'm 5'1 and size 14.
I am a very adventurous young lady.
will only talk to people who have photos.
Love the great out doors.
Will try anything new as long as its legal and safe .
so if you find me attractive and I find you attractive lets see where it could take us .
Hi i have been a widow for 11yrs have 3 children 7 grandchildren and 1 greatgrand child .which keep me quite busy. i am 5ft 5in tall slim build. love gardening, craft, cooking, holidays at home or abroad as long as the sun shines. at the moment only looking for a friend but who knows what might happen. wish you all the luck in the world and hope who ever reads my profile they find what they are looking for. Phyl
this is probably the wildest thing I have done, but lets see if you want to chat. etc. I work odd hours, but look fair for my age. so I am told , have been told can hand le most situations in life. lets see if you can hand le me.?
Hate doing these just looking for nsa fun hopefully regular meet for some great sex xx im a size 16 but have natural 42f tits