I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
No, I am definitely NOT looking for a serious relationship (so please dont ask and PLEASE don't keep going on about it -I find it arrogant and really insulting to my intelligence- it can be taken as a given!) I am looking for friends with benefits. For me, sex usually gets better as I get to know someone. I prefer to exchange recent and honest face photos via email, then meet up for a friendly drink. If there is a mutual attraction we can go on to the next step. I do not expect to be taken out for meals etc. However, for the first date I have to insist that we meet in a public place and spend a drink or two getting to know each other. This is for the safety of both parties. Yes I have met men on this website and yes I have slept with some of them. Please do not send me crude and aggressively sexual emails. A friendly and flirtatious message is much better I prefer not to be contacted by married men, unless you have plenty of free time and can meet in the evenings. Good personal hygiene and condoms are an...
Cool woman seeks one cool man.
Can't accommodate but will travel within reason.
Prefer N. Londoners as its easier to meet up.
Firstly. NO FACE, NO RESPONSE or INTEREST. I fully understand someone's discretion, however If I request and you don't deliver then, NO JOY from myself. ATTRACTION is KEY on here. I wont meet anyone off this site, if you don't allow your face to show. Therefore I am not interested. Also no Drug users. Total NO for me. So please don't think I shall engage In such manner with yourself, so if you are into that, I am definitely not the woman for you. I have to keep myself clean and that means stay away from drugs aswell as unsafe sex.
(Venuzuela, Caribbean, White, Indian) LATINO/CARIBBEAN for short, Female. Sporty, athletic and love fashion aswell as travelling.
Best part of me Is in addition to my personality is my Full Lips, nose, big eyes and toned, lean body.
I am looking for a tall, strapping, good looking man. One who is of real physical, good shape. I am 5'3 so a man from 5'10+ would be ideal. Well GROOMED. Chest & Nether Region.
Has to be local to me, so we can meet with no problem and of course has his own home or space within his home or if...
I am clean, romantic, loving, caring, loyal, have an infectious laughter, dress sexy classy, I like mental stimulation. I am the girl most men take home to their mother. I like to keep fit. I am in love with my other half and we are best friends, I have too much time on my hand as he travels a lot with his work. Therefore I am only looking for friendship. Please note I seek friendship with mature gentlemen over 40 year old only, I will delete pictures with cocks and report abusive emails.
Good looking busty blonde, look younger than my years & very young at heart. Flexible & fit just not stick thin. Looking to have some mutual fun nights with decent gentlemen. So if your looking for something a little bit more decent than some on here I could be it. I joined date 4 sex, go out first then sexy fun after. ***Have to meet in public first off. I love sex and playing around but I'm not kinky so no gimp masks, swinging parties, golden showers etc for me thanks! Not here for penpals thanks seems a lot of you are all talk no action, shame. ;) Just because I am on a site for Sex/FWB does not automatically mean you be crass, crude and have bad manners, SO BE POLITE & respectful if you wish for me to respond. That's me if you don't like it move onto another profile where some old slapper I'm sure will. Thanking you :-) **** I'm not interested if your over 45 or married no point in messaging me. Nor if you have no substance by that I mean your life is mearly about "hanging out with your mates & football" only,...
I'm big, busty and beautiful BBW, looking for a sexy hot man to satisfy my high sex drive. I'm looking for a friends with benefits arrangement as I usually find one nighters either don't satisfy me or simply leave me wanting more.
If you don't have a face pic on your profile, that's fine, I don't either for privacy reasons, however I will expect to see one before I agree to meet. I'm gonna be real honest and shallow about this because it's about sex after all! If I was after an average looking guy with a great personality I'd join eharmony!
Ps: I realise this site is about sex but please, no dick pics! Sex isn't just about genitalia, it's about seduction and sensuality.
PPs: SINGLE men only and no one over 40!. Those are my rules, stop thinking you're so special that I'll make an exception for you!
I'm a married woman, looking for a nice guy, who wants to be bad with me.
This is a hard part which i dont fancy ,anyway my profile pic was taken quite a while ago.The reason iam on this site to find someone who can fullfill my need.iam really looking forward to move on in my life,as i can see there is no happness.so i think i dont deserve it. Iam looking for a person who is interested in long term relationship.and cos can be a gentleman
I want an older, mature man for some naughty fun
Looking for fun, if you fancy a tumble get in touch!!
I'm here for uncomplicated fun.
hello gentleman thankyou for taking the time to read my profile .... ok I am on a sight called marital affair , as i know these sight linked to others .... So I'm hopeing to meet one gentleman that like me married or is with a partner . looking to put some excellent back into there lives. I'm not here to upset any ones home lives or my own .
P.S Married and over the age of 45 ...Thank you .
Tall, intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
I quite like to go out and make someone happy to be seen with me (and I mean that in the conventional sense) so I don't want to be hidden away! Tall (5'8") intelligent, educated, travelled ... fairly serious, but with a good sense of humour. Not especially pretty and definitely not curvy ... although not completely unattractive. It would be nice to meet someone who has similar outlook and values to me, but at the same time with enough differences to make life interesting ... I'm not looking for one night stands or for NSA and sadly I am not at all interested if you are married. I don't want anything 'full on' as I don't have the time or inclination, but it would be nice to have someone around occasionally to share nice bits of life with (not just my bed) and who makes me smile (well, clearly not just smile!) and I could do the same for them:-) I will send a photo on request after some proper conversation. Miranda x If I don't reply please do not be offended, your interest is appreciated though!
Hi, looking for regular one to one, no games (other than in the bedroom!), no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time and attention only which will be returned with my own.
I'm feminine and love my heels and nice lingerie so hopefully you'll be a fan too.
Stimulation, for me, starts with the mind so if you are unable to string a decent sentence together, are not a fan of good conversation or your first message consists of what you would like to do to me sexually then we probably will not click.
I am voluptuous so if you're looking for slender then please move on :-)
Anything else you want to know, sir, just ask....
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
My Partner refuses sex. Can't take it no more... Good girl, gone a little bad....
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week