Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
Looking for one very special man for regular meetings: thoughtful, sensual, preferably educated. If you love *big* women, you may apply :-) No promises; a drink and let's see how we feel. If your message was text-speak with no punctuation at all, that's the reason I didn't respond, sorry. Makes me bone-dry. I need to see your FACE; if you're crass, I'll just ignore you.
Looking for friendship. I've been badly hurt by my last Dom who I trusted and who betrayed that trust so I'm looking for people to be friends with and regain some trust and see what develops. Please. Only single or unattached. I've no tolerance for married or Co habitors.
I'm an attractive hard working girl who likes to take care of her herself and always look her best for the man she is with. Sometimes a bit difficult to meet a man in the normal way because of a busy lifestyle so I thought I would give this a try!
I'm looking for a gorgeous guy with a sense of humour who can make life fun! Must be intelligent and also able to hold a descent conversation. How hard can it be?
Not looking for loads of dates prefer quality to quantity and who knows where it may lead?
I do realise this is a site for "grown ups" but if your married or just after one night stands please pass by.
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL IGNORE YOUR MESSAGE! !! ! I will meet you tho if weve been chatting and get on and theres a click between us:-):-):-). So if you want to no more message me:-):-) I am a fun loving girl who likes to be treated with RESPECT and I do like a laugh so if you've got a good sense of humour we'll get on:-):-) please dont waste my time if your not after the same thing as me as I dont want one night stands!!! Thank you for reading.love debbie xxx
Just a genuine, honest, girl looking to meet genuine, respectful guy.
DESCRIPTION:
One user friendly, professional girl. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Honest, reliable, funny, friendly, doesn't take herself too seriously, cultured, intelligent and fun
SPECIFICATION:
Single model
1 x 5ft 5" petite shell
1 x pair of dark brown eyes
1 x Long straight hair, set of own teeth
1 x Perfectly clean & healthy living attitude
1 x Educated and intelligent mind
1 x Friendly personality
1 x sense of humour
1 x Large dose of respect to others limits and boundaries
1 x discretion and loyalty
1 x Own accommodation
100% genuine
TERMS OF LEASE: Is available for short or long term (subject to availability) for NSA fun.
COST: Just intimate nights in (occasional buy one get one free offers available *conditions apply) with fun, respectful, intelligent and sexy individuals.
USER MANUAL: The individual responds well to those who are fun, flirtatious behaviour, good conversation, sensuality & intimacy and of course passionate lovemaking. Thrives on great humour those who are respectful and have a fun streak.
The DO NOTS are simple: No time wasters i.e no shows and no anal sex !
Built to...
l'm a part time hair dresser and student but I am very passionate about Japanese history and culture I'm currently learning Japanese language.
I also love cosplay and like to travel, read manga and love to watch anime,hentai,yaoi,J.A .V.
Oh please no over 37s I'm not in to older men thanks. Oh JAY!!
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
I am normal in all ways. PLEASE DONT WINK AT ME - I DONT RESPOND TO WINKS I'm not looking for married or taken men. If your looking for NSA then I'm not interested in you... Move on and don't bore me. I hate being called luv darlin or such like. I am just looking for an honest normal bloke who is willing to meet up and see where it goes Thanks for taking the time to read :-)
I'm on here for the same reasons as everyone else sex and lots of it . I just want to have a laugh . I have a very dirty mind I love rough sex and big cocks I'm married with kids so I can only do daytime meets and no overnight stays . I like being held down and fucked very hard . I love hearing men talking dirty to me when there fucking me . I like having my pussy slapped . I like anal sex . I like rough sex . Could you give me any of this My bra size is 38dd
I am blonde, sexy and totally slutty - I'm sure the men (and few women) from this site that I had to abuse me will vouch for me! My (straight) boyfriend will be there to watch. I can't accommodate, but happy to go to a hotel or travel. Friday and Saturday nights work best for me in general, but can do other times on occasions. No sex. No oral. No wanking. Yes, I know that is restrictive. Sorry! However, if you are interested in tying me up (I'm starting to develop a real fetish for chains!), gagging me and blindfolding me and would like to gently cane/whip me and then fuck me with a dildo, then get in touch. I will cum and cum and cum and god, do I moan! Very interested in unusual locations - I fantasize about disused warehouses. May be interested in an audience too.
I bet ur all wondering how u have sex sitting down.
Love being licked out and sitting on faces ! Love people talking dirty to me ;) .. love a good hard fuck! .. message me a long detailed dirty message and if it's good maybe we could meet up and try it ;) if its good ;)
What to say?? Before I start I will be honest and say that I am aware I don't always reply to messages, and I apologise for that. It's nothing personal to any of you..... sometime I am just chronically unsociable and am just here to 'browse'. Not after anything complicated. Been there, done that and it's not really what I'm after right now, although never say never I suppose, given the right circumstances anything is possible.... Making new friends and possibly having a bit of fun in the process is fine with me, maybe pushing my own personal boundaries as far as sexual experiences go as well. I don't really have a 'type' as such. If I find you attractive, you make me laugh, I find you fun in any way or you grab my interest. I guess that makes you my type :) I do have a preference for someone between a 33 - 43 age range, although I suppose that's negotiable for the right person ;) I'm naturally disorganised and mildly forgetful... :) So if we been chatting and you don't hear from me, let me know. Probabililty is I've thought about a reply but never actually sent...
I may know what I'm looking for and know what I want but I don't bite so hook me up (I'm expecting you to do the biting)
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so please make sure you read AND take notice of the following (thank you to my friend, whos...
************* PLEASE BE PATIENT SOMETIMES I AM LOGGED ON BUT NOT SAT AT PC I USE MY PHONE SO DONT MOAN AT ME ;-)**** MORE UPDATE IF YOU READ MY PROFILE IM NOT LOOKING FOR QUICK SEX SO ASKING ME IF I WANT TO MEET FOR A FUCK IN THE FIRST MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED .........IM A BIG GIRL LIKE I SAID IM NOT PUTTING MYSELF DOWN BEING UPFRONT....IM A SIZE 22 I'm a big bird looking for fun and conversation, big boobs, big butt and big sense of humour. If you dont like big women, then please pass by. If I say hi, dont assume its to get your trousers off, but sometimes just nice to say hi to a fellow human being in the same position as me. however, dont necessarily assume it's not lol. I**** Please be honest about your marital situation, and anything else you think important. If I know the truth from the beginning I can make my own mind up but would prefer not to be married unless your incredibly rich lol **** I hate adding the next bit - but its turning out to be simpler to be blunt up front - so...
Just looking to chat at the moment.
NOT into under 50's
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my filters kick in.
PLEASE gentlemen do not ask me to chat if you have no profile or picture it is like chatting to a ghost
I have a busy and happy life. Love music, dancing and films. Always good to have me time. Looking for chilled, fun times with someone I like, who likes me and where there's a spark! Nothing too heavy but prefer regular as it improves with time. I love kissing...