Looking for saucy chat naughty fun x
Be gentle with me....sometimes :P
I like to think I'm open-minded and want to see what this is all about...
Update: I'm not interested in anyone who's married or in a relationship, or anyone over 45. And when I say I'm not interested, I'm afraid I really do mean it.
Good luck and happy hunting :) x
just on here for a bit of fun, im 32 with 42 dd's and love sharing pics. Online fun to begin with and possible meets for right person or people. Only interested in older men age 50 plus so please dont bother me unless you are above this age thanks. i am very sub and love to be dominated and told what to do, into the very kinky and dirty stuff and love to be talked to and treated like a cheap slut, so if your the soft and passionate type im really not for you lol.
Older men turn me on. I'm initially up for naughty email and chat and then more if I get to know you better :-) I'm married, so not looking for a relationship, just discreet dirty fun.
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel.
I'm a considerate, warm, affectionate and tactile person who adores the closeness of being with a man, whether it be in bed or just kissing in stolen moments.
I find it hard to meet during the day but can do some nights within reason.
Ideally you will want more than a notch on your bedpost but less than a wife - something inbetween is ideal
Sue x
PS. I'm having a break for a while - thanks to all I've chatted to but I need to back off for a while.
Please do not message as I won't read them x
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel. If you get an automated reply then yes, you've been filtered. Please don't continue to wink or message as I'll have to block which I don't like doing.
I'm a considerate, warm, affectionate and tactile person who adores the closeness of being with a man, whether it be in bed or just kissing in stolen moments.
I find it hard to meet during the day but can do some nights within reason.
Ideally you will want more than a notch on your bedpost but less than a wife - something inbetween is ideal
Sue x
PS. I'm having a rest for a...
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an age and location filter on, purely because my free time is very limited and I'd prefer to hold a chap close to me, rather than a steering wheel.
Sue x
I keep getting asked what I am looking for so here goes;- A guy who is well mannered, intelligent, articulate (If you can't spell it, then you are not for me), preferably over 40 (rules are made to be broken), preferably no young children, decent looking over 5ft 8 slimmish/athletic build.
I want one guy not a string of casual meets, who I can see on a regular basis mainly weekends, so probably best if you live within an hours drive of me.
I love weekends away, nights in and out and lazy Sundays in bed!
I would be no good playing second fiddle, so married guys and guys in relationships are not for me.
Flattered though I am by the attention of younger guys (20's and 30's), I do want to go out for dinner and the like, so ask yourself if you are ok dating an older woman, and yes I do look my age !
Im not really into saucy chat and texts I much prefer the real thing, but do enjoy getting to know someone.
If your chat up line is fancy a fuck or do you want to suck this then please pass me by,...
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different thing altogether! Sex should be hot, wild and passionate. It should be covered in sweat and left panting wanting more. I have a big sex drive & expect to be treated like the goddess i am! If you're man enough then perhaps I'll let you taste the nectar. I'm not really looking for guys over 45. Call me ageist but I've not had good experiences with the more mature gent. sorry there isn't a picture; I've tried uploading but the stupid app is so basic it wont let me, i dont have a laptop & the mms thing is broken. However, rest assured i have two heads, a huge nose, black teeth & 3 eyes; pretty much fit in well around here!! There is now a picture! It's a trick...
I'm a fun sexy female just looking at the moment. I am 5//8 slim and tanned I have long streaked hair dark brown eyes.I'm on the look out for bloke with nice body n must av tattoos on shoulders , chest n top of arms they look so sexy
Ok so iv bin on here a while now n have managed to have some fun and as much as I have enjoyed I believe I'm now looking for something a little bit more than NSA but not the full on relationship either if that interests u then please get in touch
I'm Happy go lucky with a G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 27 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat thanks for reading n Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
I'm looking for fun, at first, with a view to seeing where it can lead to ...... Also like being told what to do, within reason .....
Hi I am going to say it as it is I haven't been in a relationship for over 6 years and that means sex free for that time and although im not looking for a relationship nor am I looking for a one night stand that is something I have never done and will never do so I guess you can say I am looking for a friend with benefits its either that or join the nunnery.....no married men and no one showing there willy thank you.xx
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and engages in The Rules of The Game...I'm not about to open my home, lie back, share myself and then be ok when he gets up to leave...If you want a mistress, I want some fun.
I'm an earthy woman. A big woman. (If skinny and pert is your thing...then trot on and let's not waste precious time!). I am thunderous of thigh, winged of arm, peachy of bottom and yielding of tummy. Think Dawn French, six inches taller and more proportionate...just not quite as talented or amusing!
If you expect me to drop my knickers on a first date...you will be bitterly disappointed. It won't happen. I'm here to meet a man who has genuine intention.
Sex always gets better with familiarity and intellectual connection...foreplay comes in many guises. Dining...
I like rough sex. Lots of hair pulling, biting and slapping. I'm amazing with my mouth. I'd be the best oral you'll ever have!
Just to update, I read all my messages and respond accordingly. I am not interested in couples or threesomes. I am sensitive in the right area. Loves to talk dirty, which girl doesn't like to be spoilt pampered and enjoy nice gifts. I am up for a laugh and looking for a fun person.
BBW Lovers?????
A girl can be the nicest, most respectable, intelligent and thoughtful girl you know, but at the end of the day she slides her hand between her legs and plays with her pussy while thinking about being completely and utterly USED!
hi guys x
(updated 15.07.14)
So, the hard bit, all about me!
im Just your average housewife/mum/breadwinner stuck in a marital rut not able to get out and needing some spice in my life, something for me, someone a little special.
Reasonably intelligent, i have a good sense of humour and told i scrub up pretty well.
I am not on here to jump into bed with any old tomdick or harry at the first message, but needing to chat and get to know and trust you before any meets are planned.
I have been on here a whiles now seen and read it all, so please, just be clean, honest and original in your opening message.
well, it seems alot of you guys dont read to well,,,PAY ATTENTION!!!
please read my profile PROPERLY!!! i know what i want, if you cant be bothered to read to find out about me, how much attention will you pay my body? example, 2 guys said i had gorgeous eyes with a naughty twinkle?? ermm, hello!!!
what i dont want is cock pics, would rather a no pic profile
winks or adding me to your favs -why add me, just so you know...