I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.
Had enough of WINKERS and EMPTY PROFILES WITH NO PHOTO on here so in future any more will go straight into my IGNORED LIST.
Tall and blonde....but not ditsy !!
If you like a real woman to hold and love....look no further, this BBW is ready for some hot loving!!!! I'm hot n' horny and looking for a man to satisfy me. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes. I'm looking for someone to satisfy me and if you can do that I will send you away with a very big smile on your face!! IF YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO COMPLETE YOUR OWN PROFILE OR ADD A PICTURE DON'T BOTHER CONTACTING ME...I WILL DELETE YOU IMMEDIATELY
As it would appear most of the men on here are illiterate or can't be bothered to read profiles before messaging people.....I'm not looking for casual sex, f**k buddies or friends with benefits, I'm looking for a relationship if I find someone attractive, intelligent and in good physical shape.... a beer gut and man boobs doesn't count as muscle guys so don't waste your time messaging me because you won't get a reply.....I'm not looking for a husband but I am looking for more than just sex....please note I'm not on here because I'm desperate.... I'm on here because I'm choosy lol
P.S...If you don't have a photo (of your face) then don't waste my time or yours......and I have filters set because of the sheer volume of messages I get sent. x
P.S In case you missed it the first time....I'M NOT LOOKING FOR RANDOM SEX WITH A MULTITUDE OF PARTNERS!!
I'm looking for a friend with benefits, like sex outdoors and indoors. Would love social and fun, sex is the icing on the cake. 4 June - Hi again - been on here less than 24 hours and getting lots of attention, so thank you all you lovely guys. One thing though, I love all the messages, but if you're married, sorry that's not what I'm looking for. 5 June - Hi - day 2 and I'm loving it. Sorry if I'm not replying to all messages, but I really appreciate your interest. Good luck! 7 June - I was checking my profile and was thinking the tick box preferences don't really say what I like. Love social, flirting, the tease, but also like to snuggle up and kiss and cuddle, and full penetration, making love all the way is for me. 13 June - hi there. I can't reply to all messages so have been advised to state my preferred age range as being between 40 and 60 and within reasonable travelling distance from me. Thank you. 14 June - cuddly, blonde (well was at one time but now need a hairdressers help) and beautiful inside and out, so...
I am looking for someone who is looking for a little fun. Would like a regular partner to share fun times together both in and out of the bedroom
im a big girl looking for older men
Looking for chat with single people,no married men please. At this present moment in time I'm not really looking to have any meets,unless I am really curious of course lol. If I do I would like to spend a bit of social time with that person as well,I'm not looking for just a one night stand. It may be a little shallow but a fit body is more of a turn on for me personally. Someone with a relaxed way about them is great and close to my own age,plus a non smoker. My hair isn't blonde by the way!
I know I am on here so it may seem a little contradictory,but I would like someone who has good moral standards,not someone who couldn't care less if a person is married or not!
I'm a friendly fun loving large mature lady , looking for a male friend to wine and dine with me nothing to serious spend time getting to know one another and rhen who knows what may happen in the future . I wont reply to people who add me as a favourite or wink without being bothered to say hello .JUST WONDERING DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY READ THESE PROFILES ??????? also if you are going to add me as a friend or favourite you might as well take the time to say hello xx
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Hi I'm Jayne pleased to meet all of you, I'm 50 years young, I would like a little excitement in my life as I work a lot of weekends and evenings. i would prefer a man between the ages of 40 and 54. No younger and no older, a muscular man floats my boat, someone I can have fun and play with on more than one occasion. I'm afraid I don't drive, but can accommodate if need be, I'm not into fat bodied men, even though I'm not thin myself. So come and say hi and see if you meet my criteria you never know it might be you.............i can be quite fussy, i will try to answer everyone, I don't mind a man with a little bit of a belly. But not obese please. Would like to meet a gentleman on a regular basis not into one night stands and bed hopping, please I'm not into going with men that are married or got a girlfriend. Really..........it's greedy if it's just that your sex life has gone down hill, if it's another reason then I may think about it. Come and say hello I really don't bite, to avoid...
Bi curious girl looking to make friends and play with other ladies
Lets chat get t no each other c where things go.im quite shyish.have a gud but perculiar soh sum wud say.i also wont answer any messages with pictures of ur cock or no pic at all.im very smiley n giggly im told.love to laff.love to love.have lots to occupy my life but recently realising im missing something and my name is ANDREA!!!!
Fed up of mainsteam dating sites and trying to find a decent long term relationship. Seems that everyone is only after one thing and they hide it behind an 'honest and sincere' profile - so I reckon if you can't beat em join em!! Looking for no strings fun and excitement with someone who is not interested in multiple partners, but some regular fun with a passionate and tactile lady. Just because i'm looking for some fun does not mean I will entertain any Tom, Dick or Harry - I will be choosy and I do need to have a connection with someone I am intimate with. Please don't bother sending me messages with descriptions of your manhood or what you would like to do with me as its the biggest turn off in my book. If any of this floats your boat, it will be good to hear from you.
hey everyone, just looking for a bit of fun etc, not 100% sure what but if u wanna chat just say hi!!
Message me & see ? :)
I'm relatively new to this although I have been interested for quiet some time.
I think I'm a submissive but please don't send me disgusting messages.
if you have a partner please dont message me!
I am looking for casual, no strings and uncomplicated sex. I love big, older (not younger than me, I want a real man) and hairy.
I am married and looking to meet interesting and intelligent people at least fifteen stone with big hands for hotel fun. No text speak, no truckers or caravanners please.
Please try and be honest, I am being bombarded with men lying about their name, age, height, marital status.....what's the point?
Why do men send photographs of them having sex with other women, is it to prove that they can actually get someone?
Men standing next to cars that are clearly not theirs or holding a large fish as if that is their only achievement.
I am forty four and married....fact
My ideal man is Orson Welles, can you match up?
Kindly don't call me hun or ask how's you? It's so common.
Lastly, spellcheck, don't look even more of an arse.
I am really lovely. ....don't be shy.
I go to Birmingham one day a week if that is a more convenient location.
hi im Cat lookin 4 discreet spontaneous fun!! Dont want a relationship just uncomplicated sex! If you shaved n smooth contact me n we'll take it from there
Tall, slim, elegant and articulate, thats me. I'm into stockings, lace and big cocks, happily married but looking for excitement with email chat. I love to keep in shape with running and lots of squat thrusting ;-).
Drop me a line with your fantasies, horny stories or just a quick hello
Mercedes xxx