Hi guys I'm 33 bbw, looking for a big fat cock, preferably older, I hear there lots of big boobs in orpington, anyone had a busty girl from orpington? X
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular basis and happy with meeting up without expectation
think you are old fashioned gentleman with manners and positive attitude,
think you are different!
you don't have any attachment like me-not even separated-
Then it all depends on you. Depends on me. Depends on the alignment of the stars.
Depends on the level of pollen in the air.
If it works, it works.
If it doesn't, at least it would be fun meeting with someone who is intelligent, handsome, spiritual, good company, loves women and everything about them.
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when in the sack!...ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!...Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY are there no genuine men out there!? Please NO BULLSHITTERS just wanting fun, to get their kicks or thrills online...but when it comes down to it...YOU can't deliver in person!!!...or you can't come up with the goods!!! WTF! Please don't contact me!!! ....As I...
I want a Tall, (preferably 6ft+ or at least taller than me! Lol x ), Handsome, Attractive, Good looking and Rugged looking White Male. Must have Athletic, Toned Body...and Sexy as hell! Chemistry as well as Mental Stimulation is also a must! ...Plus if you can accommodate..would be good!! I am Not looking 4 just a quick bunk up or 1 night stand...just 1 person..to regularly bunk up with. To be honest, I am more interested in real Meets......Much more exciting. So if you think you got the BALLS to walk the walk, NOT just TALK the talk...Bring it on!!!...... ....Lol x Just love a Real Confident, Cocky and Dominant Man's man...though I also can be Confident, little Cocky and Dominant too, when called 4.....ESPECIALLY... when there's that pure Animalistc Chemistry there!. I do have a weakness for men of Water Star Signs...Can't help it!!! ......Lol x Just wanting 1 Man to Play with me and likewise...every now and then ; ) x .......Sorry no married men, or men with girlfriends allowed! Also if you have no profile picture....You will get no response..Sorry. ... And b4 I forget...No time wasters..I haven't got the time 4 it! . Why oh WHY...
Here to have a good time with young black guys, in the party or club scene or with a male group. If you want one to one, be prepared to come up with a proper date.
I am not looking for anything serious or any commitments just yet looking for fun and excitement. I'm in good shape and have lots of energy.
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate would have to make themselves available for an interview over drinks first, before any consideration will be given,in inviting them for a second interview, whereby, you may be introduced to the puppies and a practical exam may be imposed.
please apply with your up to date cv.
should you need guidance on how to submit an eye catching cv then follow the guidelines below.
No picture no reply.
Wink and no message will guarantee being ignored
Preference will be given, not necessarily in this order, to, Guys aged 25 to 50. Fit, Confident, Sense Humour,
Employed, ( who are prepared to treat their employer) who can accommodate.
this is a contract designed for a temporary basis, a limited time, until either party chooses to give notice, this is not a...
Hi, new to this so a little scared! I would like to experience some fun with a couple as I am curious what it would be like to be with another lady. Age is not a problem, but I don't like larger bodies, sorry. Contact me with some ideas as I also like interesting scenarios.
Hi there,
I'm looking for someone who's considerate and confident. I'm very impressed by intellect.
I'm not an overly girly girl, so if you're looking for a fluffy blonde air head, with no personality, conversation and silicon tits, that's not me so you may as well leave now lol xx
I would like someone about the same height as me or a bit taller, and I have to say, I don't want anyone older than me, in fact I would prefer someone a bit younger.
I think at some point, I would quite like a serious relationship, so I would just like to think that that particular door is not completely closed.
I will say this now so as not to disappoint. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in anyone who is married or still involved with their partner, I will talk to you or be a friend, but I feel it somehow undignified to be 'the other woman'. I was cheated on for ten years and know how that feels, so I don't want to encourage or entice anyone to do that. Also, I would like to think that if any 'love' developed, both parties would be free to...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and if we hit it off then maybe we could find ourselves indulging in regular naughty fun times together.
Therefore..if you are tall,attractive with the all important good sense of humour and are capable of stringing a few sentences together then it would be great to hear from you.
PS...i can only meet daytimes in the week
ok a little bit about me im divorced have been for a while now looking for a man that can satisfy my needs.i love experimenting in the bedroom and out doors the thought of being caught is such a turn on.so if you think you could help out get in touch xx
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and not into time wasters. I love to be touched and made to feel special. I have a high sex drive so am looking for some fun. Don't have a photo coz of work, but happy to send if requested. If you're not prepared to send a pic or be honest about mine, don't bother messaging me. Happy hunting. X
People with 'cock pics' for their profile pic need not message me as I find they are what theyre showing - A total Dick!!! I find it quite insulting really as youre assuming i'm gonna be ok with u flashing ur (usually small and ugly) bits - and it does the complete opposite of what im assuming the intenton is - its a total turn off!! So.........................no dick pics!!!! At the risk of soundling like a right picky bitch (after all this is the bit when i say what I want and don't want) please do not send me any of those 'sexy scenarios'!! Everyone that does it thinks theyr'e being unique - erm ur not!! Its not a turn on and i dont even read them anymore - if u wanna get to know me chat to me - by telling me ur gonna give me the best sex of my life or orgasms that are gonna have me screaming and writhing in ecstasy (ur words not mine) then I lose interest straight away and ur attempt at being sexy kinda falls flat!! And as for what I do want - ask me!!! Talk to me - I wont...
..Im changing my profile again sorry as wellas getting slated by a guy on this site that thinks it disgusting that i prefer younger guys as ive put age range so dont want to offend any guy over the age of 40!! If your interested in me fine but please dont waste my time and yours if you want to play games messaging ringing ect and then nothing! .Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...live covent garden and brighton for night... life .Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now ....and again go with the flow and just .be upfront and honest .
I have just received two messages offering me money not amused before you message me please read my profile .Here goes if we message and we get on great and meet up but if not interested dont waste my time i wont waste yours arranging to meet then dont bother if want to play games fine not with me havent the time not interested in me not a prob each to there own....Bubbly outgoing female i work as a receptionist and mbship advisor so i get to you use the gym for free I will be honest i do prefer the company of younger guys . .Music into RnB house and dance like going to pubs resturants club now and again ...love covent garden and brighton for night... life.Also like staying in nice meal ect .I dont do one night stands or friends with benefits i would like to see someone now
and again as i work three nights enjoy gym ect and we all like our space and see where it goes all i ask is be upfront and honest
Hi, not sure what to write. Well I'm not a skinny size 0 but I'm not huge either lol. I'm mixed race & I luv men with big muscles, tattoos, piercings... I'm a very shy person :-)
Looking to make new friends, chat and maybe have some fun along the way. I'm not interested in married guys or couples, just want to meet like minded guys with a good sense of humour, make me laugh and I'll be more inclined to message you back Age preference 25-50
Hi, after much nagging from good friends have decided to take the plunge and go online. Looking to have an affair but not looking for one night stands !! I have a full on demanding job, and also volunteer a couple of times a month but am looking to share the simple pleasures of life with someone ,happy to see what happens. Always make the best of myself , a good friend and good listener just looking to be treated fairly and adding a dimension to my life that is missing. If you don't like dogs and cats then go no further ! lol