I like someone older than me to spend time with, dont really know what im looking for, just to talk and see what happens!
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Single / Seperated / Divorced only
White Caucasian
Quite like tall as I'm 5ft 5 flat so 5ft 9 onwards
Professional
Well spoken no accent
Non Smoker
Intelligent
Funny
Great body
Good looking
Own Home
Solvent
Independent
Local
Want to be treated well and spoilt i like attention taken out, wined and dined, see new things shown and taught as well as a great lover
But i can wait and be patient x
Hello, looking for a kind,honest man who I can have fun times with , I am single at the mo and enjoying life to the full,however would love to find a soulmate eventually who I fancy and spend special times together . I love to workout and look after myself, have high sex drive,and very spontaneous ,sense of humour very important, love to giggle ,so if your handsome,in good shape and funny please contact me xx. Oh and face important,fed up seeing men's wobbly bits flying around !!! X
Ok so as you may tell from my pics i`m a pre op ts, if you`re interested then cum and find out more.....I`m looking for someone comfortable with the situation and ideally a fuck buddy to get naughty with.
Pre-op transgender Looking for some local discreet fun. More than a woman ;) Message me if interested or curious.
Just want fun!
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect and Christian grey tendencies xxxx
discreet and experienced in all situations. ready for some fun without being vulgar. full body means more to handle, loves good perfume and a candle lit bedroom with a bottle of wine to set the mood.
I'm looking for someone who will spoil me with a massage with some oil, knows how to relax and forget the time
Single female seeks whiny man for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm 48, look 68, and feel 88.
I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room.
YOU: You are a woman-hating, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations.
Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfil every need you've ever had.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to men under 35 and rehash father issues with men over 69.
Hi , im Nicki.........i love to laugh,and usually do at inapropriate times, i have a weird sense of humour! I have long hair and blue eyes, what am i looking for?? just one partner, im not into lots of different partners or one night stands , it doesnt have to be heavy duty or serious , but im not into players..... i will suss you out!!! Ideally you would be 6ft or taller (as i am tall) Oh yes!!! i like a man to be a man....especially in the bedroom !! i like a bit of "kink" and i like my man to be dominant. I am single and would prefer it if your not married....call me old fashioned!!! Well, not sure what else to put....might add some more at a later date.
Uploading some new pic's!!
I'm not one to talk about myself so I have asked a few guys to help me out and this is what they said;
I'm kind, lovely to talk to, truthful, beautiful, know what I want, kinky and curvy
Although I say I have lumps and bumps (I have been told I can't say that!!!)
I've only had one person tell me I'm rude!! ( but then calling me a bitch because I said no I think I have the right to be)
Replying to everyone is very hard, trust me I've tried so sorry if I don't get the chance!! ;-)
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
who wants to play a game .......
I want a guy who is different from the norm and Im not talking about the bedroom. I like a guy who is intelligent. Dresses well and smells good and looks after himself. Must be tall and a non smoker. Must be over 50. Not into young guys. I know this may sound rather off putting to a lot of guys but this is what turns me on. Sorry but not interested in a married guy as not much fun being second choice all the time. At the end of the day, it is all down to mutual attraction - saves a lot of time wasting. I want to be wined and dined and be kept amused by your personality and charm. I really would like a relationship, intially not 24/7 but who knows we might get along very well and that could alter. In return we will have a very exciting liaison. Full of fun, intrigue and good sex. I am very tactile. I have a warm nature, although reading my profile it doesnt seem to come over that way. Also I like to wear nice lingerie, stockings and heels.
hi im looking for a bit of spice,been widowed 20 months ,and i think its time to move on ,lifes to short ,no interested in married men ,
Quiet n shy till I get to know someone
If you send me a message and don't have a face pic please send one, it's only fair you can see me and I want to know who I'm talking too, no face pic sent then I won't respond to your message.
If we do arrange a meet sex is never guaranteed on any meet.... It's what's expected but if we don't click it's a no go. I won't give my number out kik only!!!!!
I don't picture swap or video swap. Anything I want u to see will be on here
I'm not here for u to experiment with nor am I here to tend to your fantasies.
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-looking ideally for a FB regular sex is so much better when you can ride the waves together rather than wham bam thank you mam
Single Men aged 24 to 38 only.
White,
NOT into skinny men so don't try I don't want to offend
will NOT meet smokers sorry!
Need to be at least 5ft 11,
SINGLE,
smell good,
be hygienic and this means personal hygiene very clean , have cleaned your teeth that day and bathed or showered !!! . If we're going to get down deep and dirty you need to...
Single lady - curvy, vivacious, bubbly, - works hard and long hours. I don't want a string of one night stands but neither do I want to spend 24/7 with someone! Looking for someone to spend quality time with.Friendship first and see where it leads...
Just looking to chat at the moment.
NOT into under 50's
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my filters kick in.
PLEASE gentlemen do not ask me to chat if you have no profile or picture it is like chatting to a ghost
A single BBW woman,size18-20/C-Cup. I'm looking for clean,safe,non-smoking respectful guys ideally aged 40-55yrs old for some fun loving summertime madness!:).
I will not be tied up,blindfold or heavily dominated though.
Willing to travel not host.